The Prossie Logic Thread

[Phaedrus]

For some fun I thought that I would start a thread for us to post with some prime examples of Prossie Logic:

1. "You booked me on the phone for half hour that costs £60, if you want 1 hour instead then you have to pay me for an extra half hour so you pay me £120 for the hour and not £80"  

2. You are too big, if you want sex then I charge you £20 extra 

3. Makes a reverse bid for £150 p.h. when regular price is £120. Says that she will charge £150 because that's what I said I would pay on the reverse bid 

[Corus Boy]

Price structure includes a fiver, say £65, £125 etc.

Of course they never keep change handy.

[Happylad]

The Title to this thread is self contradictory, so any replies are based on pure fantasy

[midnightcowboy]

The logic as far as I can tell is 'You lose'.

Everything else is based around that one simple premise.

[The_Don]

Re: The Prossie Logic Thread

Been done many times.



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[tantric talents]

Love this one
I CONSIDER MEETS with regular clients only
Really! At Two and a half grand for  4 hrs!

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[mrfishyfoo]

Love this one
I CONSIDER MEETS with regular clients only
Really! At Two and a half grand for  4 hrs!

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WTF deluded bitch. 

[Corus Boy]

Love this one
I CONSIDER MEETS with regular clients only
Really! At Two and a half grand for  4 hrs!

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But Bareback is thrown in!

[Bangers and Gash]

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That's funny. 

[The_Don]

That's funny. 

Pumps uploaded last year and it is good.

[bigmc]

Been done many times.



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Made me laugh that did after a shit day, cheers   

[tantric talents]

Thinking of losing my AW virginity.......
That's why the price is as it is.
By now you know I'm the one.

Oh right - this one really wants it badly @ only 4K PH ( and I don't mean kilometres per hour  )
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[midnightcowboy]

I'm thinking of losing my AW virginity and wanking all over the screen.

[The_Don]

wanking all over the screen.

 



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[mrpeterman]

I only kiss in my private life,

Ohh ok but your still rim me, let me fuck you up your ass spunk all over your face but kissing is for home life

Wtf

[Sir Lance-a-lot]

A common one on many profiles:

"I absolutely love anal!  £50 extra"

[Ali Katt]

On an escort specific forum there's many threads with
"I've been so quiet, I've had no bookings for a month should I lower my prices?"

"No hun £150 an hour is very reasonable"

[timsussex]

£100 per hour or £220 for 2 hours

Never had the nerve to book 2 consecutive 1 hour sessions !

[Happylad]

£100 per hour or £220 for 2 hours

Never had the nerve to book 2 consecutive 1 hour sessions !

Be self defeating; you`d have to get dressed after the first hour, go out, ring the bell, wait to be let in again, undress again, and waste time having another shower, and after all that she probably won`t have wiped her cunt or washed her mouth out after the first lot.

[bigmanbigman]

Guess she brushed hair and put pants back on

[stampjones]

Be self defeating; you`d have to get dressed after the first hour, go out, ring the bell, wait to be let in again, undress again, and waste time having another shower, and after all that she probably won`t have wiped her cunt or washed her mouth out after the first lot.

He could leave and come back and pretend to be his twin brother.

[bigmanbigman]

Or he lost something somewhere

[munterhunter]

Love this one
I CONSIDER MEETS with regular clients only
Really! At Two and a half grand for  4 hrs!

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2500 for 4 hours BB included in the meet so there's a chance you might get a STI thrown in for free!!

[Roth]

2500 for 4 hours BB included in the meet so there's a chance you might get a STI thrown in for free!!

Bargain. Bet there's a big queue forming.