Back in the day I banged a civvy nurse, norty as
She made a point of doing a helmet inspection before noshing me off
Telling that she's seen enuf infected ones to know whats what
Gave me the all clear, hurrah
She insisted that a nodder was used (not for the noshing, don't be silly)
Mentioning that if for reason it broke at the wrong moment she'd get one of the junior doctors she'd shagged to do a prescription for the morning after pill in the name of some made up patient
Adding that you couldn't read his writing, which brought about a smirk from the dispensary
As it was usually the same junior doctor prescribing
I knew some doctors training after University, a fake prescription is nothing
They used to rehydrate themselves on a drip after going on a bender
The hangover all but evaporates rapidly
