I don't know if there's a standard series of - mainly dumb - questions they're taught at Escort School; but I'll never forget a 45-minute booking with a girl from Sandy's Prestwich parlour whom I saw one Sunday afternoon going on for 15 years ago now.
She'd obviously been primed with enough questions for a 30-minutes booking. "Are you local?" and "Where are you going for your holidays this year?" were two that stuck in my memory during the "massage" part of the booking. Particularly because as we got into the last 15 minutes of the booking, she asked me, "Do you come from round here?", followed by "What are you going to do for this year's holidays?"!
Despite the big tits - her physique stood out among the 4 girls on the Parlour's website as "Available today" - I swerved her on future visits. And with certain honourable exceptions - Zoe, for example - I never had another Parlour appointment exceeding 30 minutes.