Reading AdultWork profiles in EE accents... do you?

[Tony Montana]

Sometimes, the way a profile is written, you just cant help but read it in an irritated female Eastern European accent

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[PLeisure]

 

[nigel4498]

know what you mean, like a female meercat accent, simples darrrrling.

[Cuntminion]

I read everything in the voice of homer Simpson in my mind

[carefree]

Brian Blessed.

[LL]

I hate to say it but I don't read them at all anymore.  After looking at the pics, I scroll down to the bottom for ages/nationality/rate.  If I'm still interested I'll just check there's a phone number and that her likes look reasonable.

Invariably the blurb in the middle of the profile is just bullshit so I don't have time for it any more.

[Blackpool Rock]

No I don't want to, i'm not understanding what your question is but that will be extra to read my profile in an EE accent, I only understand how to ask for extras then not deliver the service 

[FCB]

What if you suspect a profile has been written by her pimp? do you read it with a Sergei accent?

[FCB]

I read everything in the voice of homer Simpson in my mind

Try reading it with the voice of Bernard Manning, it would put anyone off from punting.

[spkmstr48]

What if you suspect a profile has been written by her pimp? do you read it with a Sergei accent?

Da Tavarisch

[CardiffCentral]

I go a little further; I smear on lipstick and walk around the room in cheap heels...stamping my feet in anger....why has the world failed me!!!?

[FCB]

I go a little further; I smear on lipstick and walk around the room in cheap heels...stamping my feet in anger....why has the world failed me!!!?

Errr... what the. ..?