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Mrs N--wl--nd, No. 32, Goodge Street
The wanton, mighty Jove in all his glory,
With all the art of elegance divine
Found the nymph coy and blind to all his charms.
'Till changed at last into a golden flower.
The precious drops dissolved her into love.
How applicable these lines to Mrs N-----, to whom, not Jove himself would be acceptable without gold, and limping vulcan would be tenderly embraced if plentifully stored with it, she then can melt into transports, and make the present lover believe he is the only one, for whom she has a real regard.
In part, she says true; she has a real regard for him; which will continue as long as his purse or his liberality lasts or until she meets with a dupe, more rich or liberal.
Her age is about twenty, her eyes grey and lively, her complexion swarthy, her teeth and beauty middling, her temper agreeable - when she pleases. There is no ascertaining her price, it being always as much as she can get; and her commodity, like those fold by inch of candle, is always knocked down to the highest bidder. She has not been in life more than two years and the name she now goes by is that of her favourite man.
When I first read this my immediate thoughts were - here you go West8 - here's your next review. Just copy and paste it in!
However, I'm fascinated by it. First of all the reviewer is a fluffy - there's no doubt about that - not wanting to go into any actual details of what took place - just the girl, her attitude, appearance and price. Also he presents the girl as a money grabber who's in it for as much as she can get, not only that but apparently she makes each client believe that he is
the one! This all sounds creepily familiar. Like the best prossies of today are exactly the same as the trailblazers of 200+ years ago.
I also like the reference to inch of candle and I'm wondering if a prossie of yesteryear would charge by inch of a burning candle and then she would be
candlewatching, waiting for it to burn down to an agreed marking to indicate the end of a paid session, as opposed to the clockwatching that many of them do today.
Anyway many thanks to the OP for finding this, I am genuinely interested in it especially as most of the addresses given in the book still exist today, not as brothels of course but shops, offices and expensive homes. The people using such premises are most likely unaware of their history.