Cum in mouth but not mine pleeeease

[lillythesavage]

Years ago one night after a particular horny shag with my then gf where I had just finished in her pussy, she asked me to go down on her and clean her up. It was totally out of the blue but I did it and it made us super horny.
Did it regularly after that night.

Oh gord, thought against posting this but as you have, completely different reasons, in fact guilt from a terrible shag on my part. years ago too.

On my way home from a night shift I met my next door neighbors mum on the way home from a night on the town, gave her a lift and a glimpse of stockings done it, her place it was, after a lovely munching in I went, for about 2 minutes, she looked so disappointed I just went for it to finish the job for her. Worked a treat, she was as horny as fuck and thankfully came quickly.

Was fucking awkward next time we met, she pulled on to the shared drive as I came out the door with the wife, never did get another go lol, 2 minute wonder no doubt.

[Thephoenix]

...but only after Ben had weeeed all over him.

.......and I think the little house knew something about it too.... don't you?

Life was so simple in the ol black and white daze, when weed and pot meant something different 🤔

[Cum_again]

My now retired regular surprised me with a snowball(never asked for it) enjoyed it to be honest but I'm not sure I'd ask for it.

Yeah.. kinky stuff is all good..


Pisses me off though... it really doesn’t  taste bad, no idea why there’s all this running and spitting.  I have girls thoroughly rum me then spit my cum... just why?

[Colston36]

Well I was concerned about giving myself gonorrhea, but then I slapped myself around the face.

(Please don't read if easily shocked - I know that doesn't apply to you, Winky)

Ah! A little masochism too.

I had a very satisfactory and ego-boosting session, then a nigh on tragic relationship because of that.

I went to see a lady in Cardiff and arranged to go down on her while another client was fucking her.

I quite liked it (taste of cum does nothing for me, it was more psychological )  but he didn't.

So she said, "Well, I did and I like him (me) so you're crossed off my list". So I was seeing her free for a few months.

We did most of the things I like, and a few I never tried, like sounding. One high point was wanking into a girl's mouth while she whipped her. Oh, and on one occasion she made a sub suck my cock while she burnt him with cigarettes.

I have some lovely videos of her, including one of her sucking me off while talking on the phone to her Mum between sucks.

Then .. TRAGEDY. She went into the menopause. Lost interest in everything and started a massage service, which doesn't interest me. I keep in touch with her, but so far the treatment to revive her libido has achieved nothing.

One of the best things that's happened to me - and now gone. I live in hopes.

I have had a couple of other goes with a guy and a whore. On one occasion with two whores, but nothing to match her. Life is full of these domestic tragedies.

[recycler]

some years back I asked a little hottie (she was giving me a tit wank at the time)
 "what do your clients ask for the most"?
 She replied "snowballing is very popular at the moment"
I said "You mean when you are working with another girl, in her mouth"
She replied "No with the  client, they like me to feed it back to them"
I said "Really"
She said " Would you like me to do that"?
"No Thanks" I said.

[sparkus]

Not for me but I'm astonished at the number of women who enjoy the taste of themselves afterwards.

[winkywanky]

some years back I asked a little hottie (she was giving me a tit wank at the time)
 "what do your clients ask for the most"?
 She replied "snowballing is very popular at the moment"
I said "You mean when you are working with another girl, in her mouth"
She replied "No with the  client, they like me to feed it back to them"
I said "Really"
She said " Would you like me to do that"?
"No Thanks" I said.

With a name like recycler I am somewhat surprised?

[Hobbit]

I did it once where a girl got me to taste my own cum and it tasted fine to me. Not sure why these girls don't like swallowing mine. What do they want it to taste like, Pina colada?

[sparkus]

I did it once where a girl got me to taste my own cum and it tasted fine to me. Not sure why these girls don't like swallowing mine. What do they want it to taste like, Pina colada?

This reminds me of an old joke.

A Geordie bloke is being sucked off and suddenly shoots his load into his GF's mouth, who recoils in shock and says "Ere, ya cum tastes'a coconut!"
And he says "Why aye pet, it's Bounty!"

[tantric talents]

I did it once where a girl got me to taste my own cum and it tasted fine to me. Not sure why these girls don't like swallowing mine. What do they want it to taste like, Pina colada?

As I said earlier apparently mine does! All they’ll need is a swig of Bacardi to wash it down 

[PatMacGroin]

Confession: many years ago I was in contact with a couple who wanted a Third Man (but not in a Graham Greene kind of way).

I visited them a couple of times, the guy was a municipal park attendant and his missus had a well-paid job in a responsible position. I guess in their 'real' lives she was the dominant one, but in the bedroom he wanted 'get his own back'. Who knows 

Anyway, he wanted me to fuck his missus. That was rather nice, and we would also take turns going at her (I should stress here, she was enjoying it too  )

Perhaps inadvisably, all the action was bareback, and he wanted me to fuck the living daylights out her, pull out, and then spunk all over her tummy (back in those days, some of it would overshoot into her mouth anyway  ). Anyway, right after I'd done that he would be straight down on it, hoovering it up. I was rather alarmed!    At no point did he lay a finger (or tongue) on me, nevertheless it felt slightly weird.

We did have second meet so I knew what to expect, but it still felt weird. It kind of fizzled out anyway and I guess a 'box' had been ticked for me.

Fast forward about 10yrs, and I must confess, although I haven't really done a full CIM with a tranny, I have nevertheless licked a tranny's appendage clean after she came (there isn't normally very much  ) once or twice.

Funny how we get pervier as we get older, isn't it?

Wow!!!! That is quite some confession!! You are a braver man than me! 

Ok. It's a bit off topic. But I'll reciprocate with a similar confession of my own.

I used to have a close mate, so close we actually spent over a year travelling together. He's even seen my cock and used to tease me, saying how big it was. Unfortunately we have drifted appart over the years.

Anyway, he used to drop hints that him and his missus liked to do a bit of swinging. I got the feeling occasionally that he wanted me to join in some how. I was too afraid to explore that suggestion, and I was tempted, his missus is absolutely gorgeous.

One evening I was around at their place for a few drinks. Another mate of ours was there too. As was my habit in those days, I dropped off. Fell fast asleep sitting on the couch. When I woke up I found that the missus was straddling me with her tits out! There they were, right in front of my face, I could have stuck out my tongue and licked her nipples. She was a beautiful petite blonde, with a cracking figure, anyone that has read my reviews will know that is exactly my type. But sitting either side of me were my two mates, watching. I'm assuming the plan was to make her airtight! I wasn't even brave enough to attempt double teaming her with my best mate. No way could I get involved with the other guy, that I wasn't as close to, also joining in the action!

So I chickened out. Closed my eyes and pretended to be asleep. I doubt anyone was fooled by the act. Missing out on what could have been an incredible experience. I'm still too timid to even attempt a duo with two WG's I've met before. 

I think part of what I was afraid of was that it would sour my friendships with them. But not going through with it was probably part of what contributed to us drifting appart. 

[PatMacGroin]

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I'm wondering if it works just as well with banana's as it does with pineapple? I must have gobbled down at least 5 of them over the past couple of days, plus god knows how much water. I've been pretty dehydrated, and I'm assuming I must have some sort of vitamin deficiency.

[PatMacGroin]

I try to let the sp know in advance that after round 1 I would prefer them to use mouthwash, most are OK with it. This way I don't have to taste my own cum and can continue dfk to get round 2 going.

Ok. When you say that, it makes me realise I may have done a kind of mini snowball. If a WG has swallowed my cum and then goes to kiss me I wouldn't shy away from her. That would be plain rude after what she has just done for me.

[PatMacGroin]

Dirty bitch  

 

[myothernameis]

some years back I asked a little hottie (she was giving me a tit wank at the time)
 "what do your clients ask for the most"?
 She replied "snowballing is very popular at the moment"
I said "You mean when you are working with another girl, in her mouth"
She replied "No with the  client, they like me to feed it back to them"
I said "Really"
She said " Would you like me to do that"?
"No Thanks" I said.

Wonder how many times, we think the following, but still eat the escort out


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[PatMacGroin]

Yep, I was right...

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Isn't that really wonderful? That was back in the days when despite the fact that you would develop your own accent dependent on where you lived in the UK, nevertheless you knew how to talk properly with consonants and correct metre because the posh lady narrator had received pronunciation. Clarity.

And then when we grew up and got all rebellious, we had these guys:

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I feel genuinely sorry for the kids of today with all the crap they're surrounded by.

I get what you are saying. And  I agree with you to some extent. There are definitely people on TV these days that I see and think...

"Sorry, that's just affirmative action, plain and simple. No one can make out what she's saying. They are just laughing out of sympathy. Sure she's enjoying the attention and the bright lights now. However, if she looks back on that VT in years to come she will just be ashamed. She will realise she wasn't making us laugh. We were humouring her."

I'll try not to name and shame now. But I reckon at least a few of you will recognise exactly who I'm talking about. 

However, music is a different story. Not saying I'm a fan of those guys. And I am only just starting to really understand and appreciate some music. But sometimes the artists have to kind of fluff the words a bit to fit in with the timbre and pace of the music.

[winkywanky]

Wow!!!! That is quite some confession!! You are a braver man than me! 

Ok. It's a bit off topic. But I'll reciprocate with a similar confession of my own.

I used to have a close mate, so close we actually spent over a year travelling together. He's even seen my cock and used to tease me, saying how big it was. Unfortunately we have drifted appart over the years.

Anyway, he used to drop hints that him and his missus liked to do a bit of swinging. I got the feeling occasionally that he wanted me to join in some how. I was too afraid to explore that suggestion, and I was tempted, his missus is absolutely gorgeous.

One evening I was around at their place for a few drinks. Another mate of ours was there too. As was my habit in those days, I dropped off. Fell fast asleep sitting on the couch. When I woke up I found that the missus was straddling me with her tits out! There they were, right in front of my face, I could have stuck out my tongue and licked her nipples. She was a beautiful petite blonde, with a cracking figure, anyone that has read my reviews will know that is exactly my type. But sitting either side of me were my two mates, watching. I'm assuming the plan was to make her airtight! I wasn't even brave enough to attempt double teaming her with my best mate. No way could I get involved with the other guy, that I wasn't as close to, also joining in the action!

So I chickened out. Closed my eyes and pretended to be asleep. I doubt anyone was fooled by the act. Missing out on what could have been an incredible experience. I'm still too timid to even attempt a duo with two WG's I've met before. 

I think part of what I was afraid of was that it would sour my friendships with them. But not going through with it was probably part of what contributed to us drifting appart. 

I think just about the biggest leap you could ever make was not the threesome as such, but doing it in front of your mates, and with your mate's wife.

Clearly they were offering it to you on a plate, but of course in a way, that friendship can never be the same again. Doesn't mean it would ruin it, but it does change it.

In this case, it seems to have had the opposite effect, either they felt rejected, or that they had exposed their private lives to you and because you didn't partake suddenly 'you had something over them' (not that you ever would have breached that confidence of course).

Bet you're bloody kicking yourself though 

[Warkboy]

Anyone else find that licking your own cum out of a pussy makes your tongue go numb?

[PatMacGroin]

(Please don't read if easily shocked - I know that doesn't apply to you, Winky)

Ah! A little masochism too.

I had a very satisfactory and ego-boosting session, then a nigh on tragic relationship because of that.

I went to see a lady in Cardiff and arranged to go down on her while another client was fucking her.

I quite liked it (taste of cum does nothing for me, it was more psychological )  but he didn't.

So she said, "Well, I did and I like him (me) so you're crossed off my list". So I was seeing her free for a few months.

We did most of the things I like, and a few I never tried, like sounding. One high point was wanking into a girl's mouth while she whipped her. Oh, and on one occasion she made a sub suck my cock while she burnt him with cigarettes.

I have some lovely videos of her, including one of her sucking me off while talking on the phone to her Mum between sucks.

Then .. TRAGEDY. She went into the menopause. Lost interest in everything and started a massage service, which doesn't interest me. I keep in touch with her, but so far the treatment to revive her libido has achieved nothing.

One of the best things that's happened to me - and now gone. I live in hopes.

I have had a couple of other goes with a guy and a whore. On one occasion with two whores, but nothing to match her. Life is full of these domestic tragedies.

Got to admit. I really struggled to read that to the end. I think that's the first time that's ever happened to me.

Did raise one question. Any chance you could produce a diagram for the highlighted move? I can think of few possible arrangements, but none that look at all comfortable.

[PatMacGroin]

I think just about the biggest leap you could ever make was not the threesome as such, but doing it in front of your mates, and with your mate's wife.

Clearly they were offering it to you on a plate, but of course in a way, that friendship can never be the same again. Doesn't mean it would ruin it, but it does change it.

In this case, it seems to have had the opposite effect, either they felt rejected, or that they had exposed their private lives to you and because you didn't partake suddenly 'you had something over them' (not that you ever would have breached that confidence of course).

Bet you're bloody kicking yourself though 

I totally didn't consider that they might feel like that. We continued to hang out for years afterwards. Until the drift got too far apart to cross easily.

I have been known to beat myself off up. Mostly in those darker moments.  When those tits come back to me in my dreams, day or night. 

[winkywanky]

...pink nipples or brown?

How were tha areola? Wide? raised?

Appologies if this is still too painful for you   

[PatMacGroin]

...pink nipples or brown?

How were tha areola? Wide? raised?

Appologies if this is still too painful for you   

 

Cheers WW. The more I read your comments, the more they remind me of one of my best friends.

He has a similar twisted, perverse sense of humour. He knows how to use it with precise comic timing. Especially when he senses that I need a distraction, or a mood booster.

He's also very open minded, and accepts people for who they are. Although I'd be surprised if I found out he was quite as adventurous sexually as you are.