Hi all
I had a short business trip in Munich and despite digesting all the great reviews on here about the Laufhaus and FKKs I wasn’t able to partake in them on my first trip here a few years back but this time I decided to go wild
Good news to smokers - all laufhaus’ you can smoke indoors
Vitalia - Monday night 11pm
This was my first time in a German Laufhaus and to be honest, having tried Prague’s show park and Amsterdam’s similar offerings I was familiar with the concept of hallways of doors lit up with red lifhts and scantily clad hotties showing their wares and touting their customers to come fuck them. A ground floor with 2 long corridors left and right and same again 1 floor up. There’s a lit basement floor selling snacks, ciggys and gatorade
the place was about 60% full despite being a Monday and around 20-30 girls.
Girl: Efi - Greek 26 (but told me 32 in the end) stunning petite size 6, small tittles, tight frame, skin smooth as silk and I mean that. Some birds, especially Romanians, are quite hairy but she was soft and smooth as butter. I don’t know if it’s natural or otherwise, I don’t care but fuck me she was sexy. She wore some whore platform boots and just a skimy lingerie.
Time: 20mins
Price: €50 (standard across all Laufhaus)
Location: as people have said, it’s in an industrial park but not unsafe just empty and remote. Clean and safe overall area but recommend a car or taxi anyway unless you fancy a 10-15 min walk from McDonald’s.
Experience: call it beginners luck or my stars aligned or whatever, this girl was fabulous. She not only sensed it was my first time but really took her time to build up the sexual tension. Stripping off she pulled me close to her and just pushed her face towards my neck and started wanking me off and grabbed my hand to do the same to her pussy (no entry with fingers she warned but was not aggressive). After I was hard she threw me into the bed and put the condom on and gave me OW BJ for 3-5mins and hopped on for some CW. We switched to doggy and then ended in mish. Finished the session by 18mins and she let me stay overtime with a ciggy on her sofa chatting about best islands to visit in Greece. A genuinely pleasant punt even though it was a pump and dump.
Leierkasten - Wednesday night 12am
I saw this place in its bright neon red lights on the way to Vitalia the other night and needed to satiate my curiosity. Unfortunately curiosity did kill the penile cat this evening and my experience ended up being pretty shitty. They have a downstairs bar area serving beer for €5 and mixers for €10, not bank breaking but it’s a shit venue so it’s expensive 2 podiums where some disinterested whores were pretending to dance and worst of all the place with chock full of blokes who looked like they walked off a budget rapper music video. I ignored them naturally but after my beer I went to visit the 2 floors and they were scarcely populated, max around 10 girls (contrasting to the 20 Ali G bad boys downstairs). I took an Uber to Inflagranti - im Haus Ambiente Rose (100m from Vitalia) having read some reviews was confident I would be cool but out but there were only 2 doors available with buzzers - 1 a black trannie another just a minger. Fuck it I thought, Vitalia it is.
So when I got there it was emptier than Monday although it was 1am by this point, I settled for a lady called Valeria
Girl: Valeria - cookie cutter slim silicon boob Romanian around 26 years. Brunette hair, white bra and pants
Price/Time: same as above
Experience: contrast to the night before, maybe due to the late night maybe cos of the Rom attitude I don’t know but it was quite mechanical. Stripped off, she invited me to bed and immediately wanked me off. Once hard enough on with the condom and a 2min OW BJ. When she was done she said let’s fuck and waited for me to get off my back which I was surprised about. I said I wanted CW and she said let’s start with something else and we went with mish then to doggy but never ended up with CW as I finished iniside her in doggy.
I’m going to be here til the weekend and may try the the FKK sunshine so will report back with my findings if I end up there.
