Massage ad 'code'

[Bassman]

Guys, Im after a nice proper massage with some ‘extras’

How do you decipher ads like on gumtree. Is there some thing to look for short of wink wink that means there are extras?

Looking in north london

[Budgiesmuggler]

The vast majority on gumtree will offer some form of extras but the key terms/etc i recognize include:

1. Reference to the masseuse being "friendly" or "open minded"
2. Reference to prices being "from" an amount.
3. The contact number has a revealing lingerie pic on whatsapp.
4. No reference is made to "no sexual activities on offer" in the add.
5. Reference to "no sexual services on offer" is followed by a smiley emoji.
6. Massage being described as "relaxing".
7. Reference to "satisfaction being guaranteed" by the masseuse.
8. The ad is limited to a brief sentence like "call me for massage service".
9. Any reference to the masseuse being oriental.

I could go on.....and on.....

 

 

[Bassman]

The vast majority on gumtree will offer some form of extras but the key terms/etc i recognize include:

1. Reference to the masseuse being "friendly" or "open minded"
2. Reference to prices being "from" an amount.
3. The contact number has a revealing lingerie pic on whatsapp.
4. No reference is made to "no sexual activities on offer" in the add.
5. Reference to "no sexual services on offer" is followed by a smiley emoji.
6. Massage being described as "relaxing".
7. Reference to "satisfaction being guaranteed" by the masseuse.
8. The ad is limited to a brief sentence like "call me for massage service".
9. Any reference to the masseuse being oriental.

I could go on.....and on.....

 

Please do go on lol.

That whole list and the only one I’ve seen is relaxing.

This ones is titled ebony massages full relaxation and the info is: Hi it's Chantel ebony I provide very nice deepo tissue massage and full body with an ebony experience. You will be relaxed and pampered that you never had before so book an appointment and enjoy the experience.

However I don’t want some big unit to be the one doing it so I’m apprehensive with these ads lol

[LLPunting]

Doesn't matter if they do or don't categorically state "No sexual services" or the like.
4-handed may once have indicated a likelihood of extras but not anymore.
If an SP is foolish enough to post a photo of a woman (supposedly the advertiser) looking sexy rather than like a professional spa employee then that might be signalling she's open to offers.

Best bet is see if the ad URL or the number in the ad has been noted here and confirmed as an SP or SP operation.  Or try searching the name(s) mentioned in the ad or who posted it and the location to see if that hits on here e.g. Lora Leytonstone. 

Also Google the mobile number as 11-digit string, 5-6 digit string and 12-digit replacing the leading 0 with 44, the number may well have been used on escort listing sites.  Of course the number may also ping a review here, it's why the recent practice of mentioning the number(s) used to make contact with an SP in the reviews adds value since we can't index them with an AWID (unless they also use AW).

Most will tell you pretty quick if they're offering extras if you call or text (from a number-not-withheld) and just ask what options they are offering for 30 or 60 mins.

[Bassman]

Doesn't matter if they do or don't categorically state "No sexual services" or the like.
4-handed may once have indicated a likelihood of extras but not anymore.
If an SP is foolish enough to post a photo of a woman (supposedly the advertiser) looking sexy rather than like a professional spa employee then that might be signalling she's open to offers.

Best bet is see if the ad URL or the number in the ad has been noted here and confirmed as an SP or SP operation.  Or try searching the name(s) mentioned in the ad or who posted it and the location to see if that hits on here e.g. Lora Leytonstone. 

Also Google the mobile number as 11-digit string, 5-6 digit string and 12-digit replacing the leading 0 with 44, the number may well have been used on escort listing sites.  Of course the number may also ping a review here, it's why the recent practice of mentioning the number(s) used to make contact with an SP in the reviews adds value since we can't index them with an AWID (unless they also use AW).

Most will tell you pretty quick if they're offering extras if you call or text (from a number-not-withheld) and just ask what options they are offering for 30 or 60 mins.

Mil île search shows up a load of ads on google. Some
Blatantly sex some not

[Silencio]

Any reference to the masseuse being attractive I find to correlate well with extras.

Like others have said too, there's a way to ask in code over text too. I always ask "What are your services and prices?" and then usually reply with extras if they offer them.

[Atrueyorkie]

Any reference to the masseuse being attractive I find to correlate well with extras.

Like others have said too, there's a way to ask in code over text too. I always ask "What are your services and prices?" and then usually reply with extras if they offer them.

+1

Any reference to them being good looking is pretty much a guaranteed one.


Another one is “call for more/further info” . Highly likely there are extras on those

Increased chance if you see a picture of the Massuese, particularly if it’s body shots.

If they list an array of masseuse and their nationalities. Aka Abigail - Argentina, susan - England. Likely it’s essentially a rub and tug station

I find if they include black/ebony in their title it’s likely more on offer. When you lengths to describe your ethnicity especially ebony chances are mores offer.

My two pence and experience 

[RAJEC]

Please do go on lol.

That whole list and the only one I’ve seen is relaxing.

This ones is titled ebony massages full relaxation and the info is: Hi it's Chantel ebony I provide very nice deepo tissue massage and full body with an ebony experience. You will be relaxed and pampered that you never had before so book an appointment and enjoy the experience.

However I don’t want some big unit to be the one doing it so I’m apprehensive with these ads lol

This is screaming “come along for the pretence of a massage and a guaranteed wank, perhaps even some more!”

Another way to confirm your requirements of the masseuse is to request (once extras have been established as on the cards) details on the masseuse herself. Sometimes (nearly always if they’re an extras provider) they will send watsapp images of themselves or a description of their vital statistics but either way, by then you’ve done most of the legwork.

 

[sparkus]

Stating they're open late is also a pretty good indication.

I also just ask their prices (even if stated on the ad) as you usually receive a cut and paste reply with the various HE and b2b options in response.

That said, there's no substitute for TOFTT-ing.  These people receive a barrage of idiotic texts and timewasters all day long so best keep the comms factual.

[Bassman]

This is screaming “come along for the pretence of a massage and a guaranteed wank, perhaps even some more!”

Another way to confirm your requirements of the masseuse is to request (once extras have been established as on the cards) details on the masseuse herself. Sometimes (nearly always if they’re an extras provider) they will send watsapp images of themselves or a description of their vital statistics but either way, by then you’ve done most of the legwork.

 

Yeah I think it’s more a proper escort/WG affair. One ad that comes up is a viva street obvious WG ad

[Bassman]

Stating they're open late is also a pretty good indication.

I also just ask their prices (even if stated on the ad) as you usually receive a cut and paste reply with the various HE and b2b options in response.

That said, there's no substitute for TOFTT-ing.  These people receive a barrage of idiotic texts and timewasters all day long so best keep the comms factual.

Problem is I want a proper massage lol. Some of these ads now I look at the hunters with google are straight up escorts. Don’t wanna waste my time with crap massage lol

[kaj314]

Problem is I want a proper massage lol. Some of these ads now I look at the hunters with google are straight up escorts. Don’t wanna waste my time with crap massage lol

where are you based?

i normally check the number on whatsapp incase they have a photo which is usually a decent indicator if there is.

[s0whatsnew?]

I always insist on actually speaking to to a girl, however briefly, in advance.  Many of them don't want to admit to xtras to a random unknown unless you can demonstrate a really normal vibe by voice.  Asking for a sensual massage is enough to demonstrate what you want without arousing fears of police/hmrc entrapment.

[Bassman]

where are you based?

i normally check the number on whatsapp incase they have a photo which is usually a decent indicator if there is.

I’m looking around the north London area.

[char45]

I think you'd have to go by reviews to see if it's a proper massage

Problem is I want a proper massage lol. Some of these ads now I look at the hunters with google are straight up escorts. Don’t wanna waste my time with crap massage lol