How big is your schlong? Read in the Guardian.

[Horizontal pleasures]

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[smiths]

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Extremely small, ideal for punting though, a right bummer in a relationship.

[Ben4454]

So this is to make the average man feel like a pornstar and the less-average man feel adaquate.

[jay0707]

At 6", doesn't make me feel any better that I am apparently above average. I wasn't insecure in the first place, but I guess it actually shows the average is smaller than some people thought, I thought it was 5.5-6.5. At the end of the days who gives a fuck. If you've never had any complaints in a relationship it's not worth being fussed about. It's just how porn and girls egos who think they need a 9incher to get off. It's really an ego thing with women, as much as it is with men in my opinion.

[Horizontal pleasures]

I have never tried to measure mine.

[Drillakilla]

I suppose it's all irrelevant as we're all stuck with what we've got, big or small there's no changing it so no point over thinking it.

[Stickitin]

Get yerself an oriental bird, you will stack up nicely compared to most oriental cock she has had before 

[GreyDave]

Get yerself an oriental bird, you will stack up nicely compared to most oriental cock she has had before 

+1   one with small hands helps .
Problem for me is I like big titted girls, many of them I have found say they prefer a BBC and have been at swingers event where I have be told by several women they only play with 8+ ers ,luckly on those occasions have managed to find smaller size liking ladies but hayho mine aint gona grow to average now its had 55years and its retracting now

[bigfish]

Seems I'm distinctly average.

[Gordo987]

So, WTF is this all about?

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My sixincherwhenveryhardandthatsabitofanexagerationtoo seem pretty pathetic in comparison. 

[Qwerty]

So, WTF is this all about?


My sixincherwhenveryhardandthatsabitofanexagerationtoo seem pretty pathetic in comparison. 

For safety, most people want some rolled up at the bottom, plus the teat at the end...

[Gordo987]

For safety, most people want some rolled up at the bottom, plus the teat at the end...

OK, fair enough. I can honestly say, however, that when the girl puts it on with her mouth (hmmmm) it never reaches all the way from tip to base. And I've never had a girl check me for size before she whips a condom out from wherever they were hidden. 

[Malvolio]

I suppose it's all irrelevant as we're all stuck with what we've got, big or small there's no changing it so no point over thinking it.

Very true - and it's what you do with it that counts.

[squeezebox]

The data sample covers 15,000 cocks.

Who got that gig?

[Marmite]

There seems to be a lot of measuring going on.

CNN (CockNewsNow)

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[anyfucker]

the media are all reporting on one recent survery:

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fairly standard practise for the media, find something that will likely be read and report it.

[Gordo987]

The data sample covers 15,000 cocks.

Who got that gig?

Well if it was

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 that did the inspection, I suspect the findings would be "all cocks are big, hard an throbbing"

[Sonny Crockett]

I couldn't care less!!!! It's how you use it that counts!!!!!!

[Stiltskin]

It's mostly teenage boys and gay men that are concerned about the size of their cock. I don't go showing my knob to other men so big or small it doesn't matter.

When you're balls deep in a pussy what difference does it really make to you if you're 4 inches or 10?

[spkmstr48]

OK, fair enough. I can honestly say, however, that when the girl puts it on with her mouth (hmmmm) it never reaches all the way from tip to base. And I've never had a girl check me for size before she whips a condom out from wherever they were hidden. 

They've got a good eye for it, plenty of practice you know.

In my experience, it's the width that's most important, hard to fuck a girl if the condom's forcing the blood back out of your dick!