The sudden realisation your pro$$ie has a shitty arse !!!!

[NigelF]

Noted.  Still rather daunting for the uninitiated and IT wary though   

It's almost exactly the same as doing a normal post. You've done 71 of those!

[Shearer1955]

Just do a simple review with all relevant facts

Some good examples on the various review threads so use one as your template 

[Marmalade]

I'm shy....

Tell you what, how about we give you a right fucking slagging off now, tell you you write a load crap, get you so pissed off that you cry in the corner for a week, then think ffs I'm just gonna say what I mean and mean what I say and I'm doing it as an honest service for the other punters and all I can do is my best so fuck it, here's my review.

Ok?

Now you've had that now instead of later you might as well write the fucking thing.

[Dipper]

Fair enough, watch this space....

[cueball]

Fair enough, watch this space....

Ok dipster.... we're watching

[turkmanstan]

It's just something I have been mulling over for a while. Luckily, all the arse's I've eaten have been squeaky clean and very tasty, but the law of averages say sooner or later you'll come face to face with a Klingon. 

or a Dingle berry 

[Marmalade]

Some prossies clearly don't understand anal in practice. I had a regular who charged extra for anal. Decided to give it go. She had probably tried to clean her arse but it was still rather shitty, even as I parted the cheeks. Possibly she had pre-added lube or something and it was a bit leaky.

[Marmalade]

Worth bumping this thread for the outside applause... 

Bangers original post is fucking hilarious when you imagine this guy reading it to himself:
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Oh... and "he's never been with an escort but just happened to be curious" (and having a wank to her picture, you retarded sanctimonious online asswipe?)

Bet he's one of this big biceps guys that kick sand in people's faces and hundreds of beach bunnies swoon

(or was that just a Lynx deodorant advert?)   

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[Terryray]

do u mind a bit of gas, some times unavoidable,? but deflateting

[Alvin]

My only experience was with a SP several years ago where we had been having a good go when I suddenly smelt this godawful stench, looked down and my cock was coated in shit.  She didn't seem too surprised, sent and cleaned up and wanted to continue, that had completely killed the mood for me as I had been fingering her arse before and she had licked my fingers clean.

[shagmore]

My only experience was with a SP several years ago where we had been having a good go when I suddenly smelt this godawful stench, looked down and my cock was coated in shit.  She didn't seem too surprised, sent and cleaned up and wanted to continue, that had completely killed the mood for me as I had been fingering her arse before and she had licked my fingers clean.

Shouldn't have been to bad, unless you where BB, just slip jonny off. But thats disgusting, you want a nice clean arse when you fuck it
 

[joe diddley]

My only experience was with a SP several years ago where we had been having a good go when I suddenly smelt this godawful stench, looked down and my cock was coated in shit.  She didn't seem too surprised, sent and cleaned up and wanted to continue, that had completely killed the mood for me as I had been fingering her arse before and she had licked my fingers clean.

At which point you zoned out and started french kissing her.

[Alvin]

At which point you zoned out and started french kissing her.

 

I'll leave that for those with different tastes to me.

[RX8 Racer]

Grimy and a turn off for sure but thankfully has not happened to me. If it did then I'd cancel the punt and take some money back.

[hungrypunt]

Its why I always carry my own baby wipes these days 

[Marmalade]

Of course pro$$titutes think they are "laydees" so why would they need an enema. (A lot of women will even profess they "never do a "No.2").

"Hygiene" is something they expect of "clients". And which they are also willing to charge for. Whether it's an obligatory ten minute shower for you while they stash the money or something she would never consider herself...

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After all, they are "working" girls and don't have "time" to worry about shite.

 

[sparkus]

Think I mentioned it here in another thread, but one of my first punts was in Lolitas of Leytonstone (later a Clyde-run sauna).  Mixed race girl I did from behind I was suddenly engulfed by a vile waft of shit.

I pulled out and made my excuses and she said "No refunds, sorry".  Fortunately not experienced anything like it since, hundreds of punts later.

[eatingmuff]

I have no shitty arse but pissed my pants laughing at this thread