I know it's been stated before that many on here don't class punting as cheating, the usual response is to ask whether their wife would also see it the same way and I think we all know the answer to that one
True enough, Rocky. Whenever a wife writes to
Dear Deidre, having discovered that her husband has been paying for sex, the advice she's given is always wrong; confront him, have a frank and honest discussion, tell him it has to stop, consult a Relate counsellor, that sort of guff. The correct advice, of course, would be as follows:
1) If he's paying for sex then it's good news, because it means he isn't
having an affair. It's an
affair that can threaten to break up your marriage, and your family; paying for sex is just a no-strings-attached bit of fun for him, and no cause for concern.
2) Please don't think it means he loves you any the less, or reflects badly on you in any way. No matter how strong your relationship, he will always want something you can never give him, which is
sex with someone else. It's how they're programmed, that's all, and no big deal.
3) He may occasionally want something in the bedroom that you find...distasteful. It's all that on-line porn he watches. Do you really want anal sex, or to have him ejaculate all over your face? Of course you don't, so let him get it out of his system with a professional, then you won't have to bother.
4) He's not getting any younger, and visiting attractive young floozies 30 or 40 years his junior should at least mean he'll try to stay reasonably presentable. Imagine what a slob he'd be otherwise.
5) When he gets home after visiting a succulent, Brazilian hottie he'll likely have a spring in his step for days, and be much better company for you than the grumpy old sod you've grown used to. He may even have a present for you; a new ironing board, perhaps, or a trip to Dunelm!
6) Please remember he is still the warm, kind, generous, loving, caring man that you fell in love with, and who you want to be happy, so let him enjoy his occasional, harmless little
peccadilloes and count your blessings!