Girls who talk as if they have just walked off a porn shoot

[friendlyone]

I saw a lady yesterday, who spent our entire meeting acting like she was shooting for a porn movie (When my RB was specifically for a GFE)

"Oh your so sexy"
"I bet you like seeing girls and being naughty"
"Yeah you love eating pussy don't you?"

and worse than that moaning with pleasure, even when we were just kissing and caressing at the start of the bloody booking!

The problem is I'm just too shy to tell this type of girl to shut up. I assume girls think that's what men want to hear?

Do you all find this behaviour off putting? and
Do you think it's better to tell them to shut up and act normally?

[Mr. Bloom]

I saw a lady yesterday, who spent our entire meeting acting like she was shooting for a porn movie (When my RB was specifically for a GFE)

"Oh your so sexy"
"I bet you like seeing girls and being naughty"
"Yeah you love eating pussy don't you?"

and worse than that moaning with pleasure, even when we were just kissing and caressing at the start of the bloody booking!

The problem is I'm just too shy to tell this type of girl to shut up. I assume girls think that's what men want to hear?

Do you all find this behaviour off putting? and
Do you think it's better to tell them to shut up and act normally?

I quite agree, but there is a genuine problem here as regards dirty talk: that it does tend to be very client-specific. Now, she might have been doing it too obviously or unimaginatively, or it may be that the particular things she said were not the ones that get you personally going.
Some blokes like to hear something along the lines of "I'm such a dirty little whore", but that just doesn't do it for me at all. And the effect, when it goes wrong, is the most terrible turn-off.

[smiths]

I saw a lady yesterday, who spent our entire meeting acting like she was shooting for a porn movie (When my RB was specifically for a GFE)

"Oh your so sexy"
"I bet you like seeing girls and being naughty"
"Yeah you love eating pussy don't you?"

and worse than that moaning with pleasure, even when we were just kissing and caressing at the start of the bloody booking!

The problem is I'm just too shy to tell this type of girl to shut up. I assume girls think that's what men want to hear?

Do you all find this behaviour off putting? and
Do you think it's better to tell them to shut up and act normally?

I love dirty talk when delivered without stupid giggling or obvious embarrassment, i dont like fake moans. I punted with an EE WG a while back and BEFORE i had touched her she was fake moaning, i said to her i really am not that good and please stop it.

So for me it depends how good the WG is at it, at a PSE i basically want a filthy WG who looks and sounds filthy. At a GFE i want a WG who is less so but of course still sexy.

[Mr. Bloom]

I love dirty talk when delivered without stupid giggling or obvious embarrassment, i dont like fake moans. I punted with an EE WG a while back and BEFORE i had touched her she was fake moaning, i said to her i really am not that good and please stop it.

Or, in the words of the late, great Richard Pryor: "Will you wait while I put it in? ('Cos if the air can do that to the pussy, I'm gonna kill it!)"

[smiths]

Or, in the words of the late, great Richard Pryor: "Will you wait while I put it in? ('Cos if the air can do that to the pussy, I'm gonna kill it!)"

Good one.

[willie loman]

Fake moaners are really annoying, I find putting my hand over their mouth works.

[workinallweek]

i normally say  no fake moans as it takes me longer to cum .....

[friendlyone]

So if the girl is making loads of fake noise and you ask her to stop, do you find she just does so you can get on with things?

[Lurtz]

I saw a lady yesterday, who spent our entire meeting acting like she was shooting for a porn movie (When my RB was specifically for a GFE)

"Oh your so sexy"
"I bet you like seeing girls and being naughty"
"Yeah you love eating pussy don't you?"

and worse than that moaning with pleasure, even when we were just kissing and caressing at the start of the bloody booking!

The problem is I'm just too shy to tell this type of girl to shut up. I assume girls think that's what men want to hear?

Do you all find this behaviour off putting? and
Do you think it's better to tell them to shut up and act normally?

If a girl is doing loads of dirty talk and moaning, I do the same.

WG: "Oh you're so sexy"
Me: [Running fingers through my hair] "Oh baby, you're so hot you're making me burn up like a meteorite entering the stratosphere."
WG: "I bet you like seeing girls and being naughty"
Me: [Strumming my nipples] "I'm a bad boy who deserves detention. Keep me behind after school and whip me till I bleed."
WG: "Yeah you love eating pussy don't you?"
Me: [Sucking my finger and moaning] "I love eating pussy ... and squirrels too. I roast them on a spit and eat their crispy flesh."

They usually give me a funny look and stop doing it.

[Ali Katt]

So if the girl is making loads of fake noise and you ask her to stop, do you find she just does so you can get on with things?

The last time I had this, I said "you don't need to put on a show for me, cut the amateur dramatics". She did stop, but she took the hump a bit, I think she was used to men, enjoying the fakeness. I think sometimes it can be hard to tell, if it's real or not, but the body language is usually a give away. If the girl makes no noise, it is just as offputting, but that's quite rare.

[willie loman]

Yes they can get huffy if you are sceptical about their moans. Mind you I like overhearing them from the other rooms.

[adindas]

I saw a lady yesterday, who spent our entire meeting acting like she was shooting for a porn movie (When my RB was specifically for a GFE)

"Oh your so sexy"
"I bet you like seeing girls and being naughty"
"Yeah you love eating pussy don't you?"

and worse than that moaning with pleasure, even when we were just kissing and caressing at the start of the bloody booking!

The problem is I'm just too shy to tell this type of girl to shut up. I assume girls think that's what men want to hear?

Do you all find this behaviour off putting? and
Do you think it's better to tell them to shut up and act normally?

If I find such type of WGs I will tell her politely that I prefer if she is not doing fake moaning and not to pretend to act like a porn star

[Melb]

Me: [Sucking my finger and moaning] "I love eating pussy ... and squirrels too. I roast them on a spit and eat their crispy flesh."

 

I used to say "Yes, baby, ride my hot cock like I was your stallion". In a dead-pan voice.
That made them stop.

[londonmaxxy]

Hah. agree the bad fake moans are awful.
any use of the word 'baby' is a complete shrinker to me.

[mattylondon]

Hah. agree the bad fake moans are awful.
any use of the word 'baby' is a complete shrinker to me.

Baby,babe, honey or the prossies favourite word when addressing a Punter, in my experience ...'hun'! Common as fuck. Fire and forget em!

[londonmaxxy]

hun , yes forgot that one. 

[haystacks79]

Being called hun and babe seem to be a given, but it's fairly common amongst girls in general aged around 18-25, or at least it is around here, and doesn't seem to mean anything. Doesn't worry me what they call me, as long as it's polite - I've been called far worse than 'hun' in my time.

[Ali Katt]

Being called hun and babe seem to be a given, but it's fairly common amongst girls in general aged around 18-25, or at least it is around here, and doesn't seem to mean anything. Doesn't worry me what they call me, as long as it's polite - I've been called far worse than 'hun' in my time.

Or love, darling, sweetheart etc. Being called sexy or gorgeous as a greeting is very rare or at least it is with me, and I think a lot of men are suspicious of such terms. The same girls who use hun etc use  the same greeting to their local bus driver or milkman, it means nothing.

[haystacks79]

Or love, darling, sweetheart etc.

Precisely, I've had those as well. To use your examples, if the greeting was 'sexy' or 'gorgeous' then I'd know they were taking the piss

[up_peri_scope]

If I get called sexy or gorgeous I look to see if they have a labrador, white stick, or are pissed. Failing that they have to be taking something lol

[Marmalade]

An EE girl, quite pretty, young, LSS Edin, she's giving it laldie as if she's about to have a Guinness book orgasm 2 seconds after I touch her. Yeah right duh. She's a nice little snapper apart from the dumb, badly dubbed moans. But what was remarkable was after 5 minutes she stops moaning for a second and says calmly as anything ...












"Do you like it with or without noises?"   

[Ravanelli]

I had a conversation with a WG a couple of years back with regard to PSE. If I'm honest, I didn't understand exactly what I'd be getting if I asked for it. This was after we'd had sex and she replied that it would have been just the same but with a lot more fake ooh, aah's and 'fuck me baby's' thrown in. At that point I realised that I'd actually experienced the PSE without ever having asked for it.

[workinallweek]

i normally discuss what i want when i get there or on the phone before and say 'oh and no fake moans and groans please '