What percentage of women can give a first rate blow job?

[Marmalade]

The thought of Julie's pic on the site tickles me in a childish way
God i hate that woman.

Yes. Although personally I reserve hate for love-hate relationships since they at least are worth it. When it comes to slime they tend to feed off the attention. I wonder if she ever uses TinEye.

Regarding the good Sebastian Horsley - I am personally very opposed to watering down any art for the sake of 'common' decency (and Mr Horsley does just about qualify as art). It is like sacrificing talent to mediocrity. I hadn't come across the Suck My Nazi Cock page.

So I wouldn't like you to tone it down for my sake. I think your anti-fascist version sits rather nicely against the (un)radiant picture of Bin woman;
but if you prefer Horsely, could I suggest you at least attribute him? Credit where credit is due - and maybe save a few morons from thinking we are pro-nazi enforced prostitution!

[Melanieabz]

Maybe I should have phrased it differently. Of the women who have given you a bj, what percentage of those would you personally rate as first rate?

Otherwise it's just the tired old, "(I thought she was crap but) I'm sure someone would find her fantastic 10/10 etc."

So what percentage? I can't believe all the guys in here feel so divinely lucky just to get their dick sucked at all . . .

 When I started escorting many years ago I seriously believed that men would be paying and therefore expecting over and above what they could get for free. I was a little confused when I found they'd never had a decent bj and to top it off they had been paying for a good while.

 Is it truly the case that those who advertise they are 'simply the best' are so, or a clever marketing strategy ?

[Marmalade]

I think other than doing what a lady may have already found to work well by experience, the only other thing she can do to attempt to make it 'top notch' is to listen to the males body talk.

Very sensible comments m'lady, even if we are still way off topic. I suppose I could ask you what percentage of men you think can give first rate cunnilingus, but that would be a parallel rather than to do with blow-jobs.

Rather than get into the 'how' might I suggest the reason why prossies tend to give a 'reasonably good' BJ more often than non-prossies is maybe their experience in treating sex as a job. Going down on someone effectively - male or female - demands a certain type of mindset which embodies different states than the types of sexual activity more easily identified as 'reciprocal.'

[Marmalade]

When I started escorting many years ago I seriously believed that men would be paying and therefore expecting over and above what they could get for free. I was a little confused when I found they'd never had a decent bj and to top it off they had been paying for a good while.

Is it truly the case that those who advertise they are 'simply the best' are so, or a clever marketing strategy ?

Clever? Not so sure about that. Mostly just self-deluded liars.

By the way - welcome to the forum, Melaniebz - genuinely. (I do have my fingers crossed you 'get the hang of it' - think "mens' locker room before a match" if it helps! you may have noticed that women's input is regarded pleasantly and welcomed but without it being the main course )

[Tammy]

I'd put it at a bit less than one in ten maybe. It never ceases to amaze me that every woman takes extraordinary pride in her bj technique, even when it's fairly poor or non-existent - ego-boosted no doubt by fluffy compliments - every woman retorts, "I've never had any complaints" - which must be the most overused phrase in prossiedom - give me a break! (Am interested in guys' views rather than prossy-whining, 'how do you define a good bj' and other such self-justifying and pointless arguments - no offence to the ladies.)

You want a first class blow job higher a 'rent boy' not a 'hooker', because no matter how SKILLED a woman is, she will never be able to top a man for a Blow job, no way no how.

[Mellow]

My own view on this is that most women can and will do everything you tell them to do re:blowjobs. I like the eye contact bit , I love the slow licking of my average sized member, paying lots of attention to the bit below the rim of my copper's helmet and finally..... Just as I'm about to explode, she would jump onto the throbbing end of my cock with her tight wet,  fanny and take as much cum inside her as humanly possible. No fucking condom. I guess you could call it a BJ with a HE

As for percentage, perhaps as high as 90%.

[Lady Poppy]

My own view on this is that most women can and will do everything you tell them to do re:blowjobs. I like the eye contact bit , I love the slow licking of my average sized member, paying lots of attention to the bit below the rim of my copper's helmet and finally..... Just as I'm about to explode, she would jump onto the throbbing end of my cock with her tight wet,  fanny and take as much cum inside her as humanly possible. No fucking condom. I guess you could call it a BJ with a HE

As for percentage, perhaps as high as 90%.

How often do you get a working girl to agree to letting you explode inside her?

[Mellow]

How often do you get a working girl to agree to letting you explode inside her?

What the fuck has this to do with "wgs".

Obviously, because of the restraints imposed on your profession, a bj from a wg can never, in my opinion, reach the heights of one within a relationship.

This thread is about us men and how we feel.

Am interested in guys' views rather than prossy-whining

[Lucy chambers]

What the fuck has this to do with "wgs".

Obviously, because of the restraints imposed on your profession, a bj from a wg can never, in my opinion, reach the heights of one within a relationship.

This thread is about us men and how we feel.

Gosh..the perfect blowjob. Well, without a condom obviously. So that narrows the field. No Teeth, nails or hands..narrows it again. So the percentage would be....

0.08 of WGs.

Bollocks of course. I love giving a blowjob, if a client loves getting one it usually works out. The same things don't work with everyone...

[Simple]

One more question before I finish.  A lot of you have mentioned liking it nice and sloppy.  What are your feelings on spitting?

While receiving one of the better as well as sloppier BJs from a particular lovely young prossie I did actually consider asking her to spit on my dick as I thought it would be a horny sight to behold in addition to providing more lubrication for her handwork. However, decided not to in case it somehow spoiled the already good mood during our session.

Gosh..the perfect blowjob. Well, without a condom obviously. So that narrows the field. No Teeth, nails or hands..narrows it again. So the percentage would be....

Also, always wanted to experience a somewhat toothy BJ, obviously not alot, but some light grazing by some chompers of a lovely lady could be quite nice I believe.

[Marmalade]

While receiving one of the better as well as sloppier BJs from a particular lovely young prossie I did actually consider asking her to spit on my dick as I thought it would be a horny sight to behold in addition to providing more lubrication for her handwork. However, decided not to in case it somehow spoiled the already good mood during our session.

Experienced PSE girls (rather than the ones that just like to think they give a PSE) are usually ok with this both ways as it is fairly standard in certain types of porn. Others find it disgusting or whatever. I usually would try to sense what's acceptable - you can usually tell if you've been with both I think. As you say, no point in spoiling a good mood unnecessarily.

[Lady Poppy]

What the fuck has this to do with "wgs".

Obviously, because of the restraints imposed on your profession, a bj from a wg can never, in my opinion, reach the heights of one within a relationship.

This thread is about us men and how we feel.

Just because a wg asked the question doesn't mean that another punter might not be interested.  Perhaps some other punter would like what you like and be wondering the same thing?

I'm sorry I brought out your base instinct and need to swear at me.  I'm sure you feel justified in doing so, but personally I think it is unnecessary and pathetic.

[davmod]

as Toyah said its a mystery its a mystery

[mrBluesky]

the best blow job i have ever had was with persian zena at house of divine, and i mean the best after 20 yrs of punting.My god.Incredible looking girl too.i have a picture of her arse as my screensaver

[House Of Divine]

I think you should get another bloke to give you a blow job. Infact if you had a UKPunting Social you could all suck one another off as you all know constitutes a good bj.

Second to Mrs Divine the best blow job I ever received was from my 'fag' when I was a prefect at Westminister School.

Why do you think lesbians all look so happy, as they know exactly what they're doing to one another.

[Jacob]

I think you should get another bloke to give you a blow job .......

I doubt the vast majority of posters here would be interested in your suggestion, also not sure what you mean by you. Mr. Divine you sound very much like Tammy today btw.

[mrBluesky]

I totally agree Jacob why on earth would that be a good suggestion you sound like you need to be on another forum

[Jacob]

Second to Mrs Divine the best blow job I ever received was from my 'fag' when I was a prefect at Westminister School.
Why do you think lesbians all look so happy, as they know exactly what they're doing to one another.

I totally agree Jacob why on earth would that be a good suggestion you sound like you need to be on another forum

Mr. Divine may well have a valid point about lesbians, gays, bisexuals, trisexuals or even the bicurious but he won't find many takers here IMO. Surprised he's suggesting it as I'd imagine it's the 'girls' at his establishment that attract the majority of punters, unless he's thinking of 'branching out' a little.

[mrBluesky]

Spot on especially when my favourite girl works at his establishment

[Marmalade]

I know a good wine when I taste one and could maybe even tell you some of the things that make it good. But I would be hard pressed to press grapes and make one of such quality.

Maybe Divine just have an open terminal where anyone can log on? Probably makes for a laugh, but hardly helping the excellent reputation of that establishment.

(this is a comment on 'his' logic and probable inappropriateness of 'his' post and not a comment on homophobia - to his defense, there probably aren't many bi forums out there - heart bleeds )

[afriendofafriend]

Why do you think lesbians all look so happy, as they know exactly what they're doing to one another.

One of my top girls was led into prostitution by a school mate who was a tranny.  

He gave her lessons (not, er, hands-on) on BJs.  I guess he(she?) would know ;-)

While generally encouraging the structured query aspect of science, I'm not at all sure that I want to lend my sensibilities to a A vs B BJ trial between a gay and a adept prossie ;-)

AFoAF

[Lurtz]

One of my top girls was led into prostitution by a school mate who was a tranny.  

He gave her lessons (not, er, hands-on) on BJs.  I guess he(she?) would know ;-)

While generally encouraging the structured query aspect of science, I'm not at all sure that I want to lend my sensibilities to a A vs B BJ trial between a gay and a adept prossie ;-)

AFoAF

If you are straight then you probably wouldn't enjoy a BJ from a man.

[House Of Divine]

Mr. Divine may well have a valid point about lesbians, gays, bisexuals, trisexuals or even the bicurious but he won't find many takers here IMO. Surprised he's suggesting it as I'd imagine it's the 'girls' at his establishment that attract the majority of punters, unless he's thinking of 'branching out' a little.

Don't knock it until you try it is my suggestion. All the men on here are critical as to what constitutes the best bj so one would presume they'd be the experts in the field of administration surely ?

Our PC is at home so the only people logging on would be myself, Mrs Divine and possibly 'Buster' our chocolate labrador but he tends to go on a paragliding forum most of the time nowadays.

[Mellow]

Don't knock it until you try it is my suggestion. All the men on here are critical as to what constitutes the best bj so one would presume they'd be the experts in the field of administration surely ?

It goes without saying that men know best, but the OP wrote about "women" so how about staying on track?

Our PC is at home so the only people logging on would be myself, Mrs Divine and possibly 'Buster' our chocolate labrador but he tends to go on a paragliding forum most of the time nowadays.

Lots of pimps/agency bosses try out the "merchandise" at home, perhaps you were having a shit at the time.

[Wayang]

What the fuck has this to do with "wgs".

Obviously, because of the restraints imposed on your profession, a bj from a wg can never, in my opinion, reach the heights of one within a relationship.

This thread is about us men and how we feel.

Wait a minute, Mellow, I hazard a guess than 90 percent of punters get a technically better bbj from a wg than they ever do from a partner.  We are talking sex not 'love,' and most women in a relatively restricted relationship just don't have the expertise to give the variety of play during a bj.

And please don't be arrogantly dismissive of the views of WGs despite Marmalade's comment.  We need them for balance on this site.