External Link/Members OnlyQ: What do you do when the cheap, wannabe Euro porn whore you wanted to meet isn’t available?
A: Select a more expensive, home-grown variety, bona fide porn whore.
Part I.So it came to pass that the lucky lady was a certain Miss Brooklyn Blue. I doubt she needs much of an introduction for the porn aficionados among us, but I first discovered Miss Blue in a now-infamous scene with Danny D on Brazzers:
External Link/Members Only To be honest I hesitated somewhat before requesting a meeting. Downstairs, I am half the man Danny D is and although my previous encounters with touring porn starlets (Sam James, Cathy Heaven, Jill Kelly, Tyler Faith, Carmella Bing, Miho Lechter, Girlfriend Dior, etc) were largely positive, it’s easy to feel somewhat intimidated due to their considerable prior experience of getting fucked senseless by equine-sized cocks.
But after finally deciding to man the fuck up and support Team GB, the booking request was duly submitted and confirmed. On the day, I received an email through AW from Miss Blue with the name of her hotel: The Copthorne Tara, Kensington, London
West8! What a fucking surprise. Still, it meant no commute which was fortunate as I had set my alarm for an hour before the meet, just in case I overslept and missed my chance before she headed up North to Newcastle and beyond.
As I had very little room for manoeuvre time wise, I had chosen a slightly odd time – at half past an hour. Having arrived at the hotel 10 minutes early, I sent a polite sms to ask Brooklyn for her room number. 15 minutes later I was still waiting so I quickly sent an email through AW – just in case she was having phone problems. I waited a further five minutes and then I shit myself. I mean REALLY shit myself. The local Vicar jumped out of a taxi and recognised me immediately. Fuck.
I really couldn’t decide what to do. Luckily, the Copthorne Tara is a very, very busy hotel and the foyer is always full of folks mulling around so I made small talk with the good Father and I left. Sharpish. I jumped in a taxi as fast as I could and sent Miss Blue a polite message profusely apologising for not being able to keep to my appointment. I was expecting either a “fuck off, timewaster” in response – or no response at all. But then my phone rang. It was Brooklyn Blue. I panicked and felt so guilty about having to make a lame excuse about what had happened. After waiting a few minutes, I called her back with the intention of explaining honestly about why I had no choice other than to stand her up.
Then something surprising happened: when she answered her phone she began asking me if
-I- was okay and apologising to me because she had been running a few minutes late! What a girl. What a positive attitude! Softly and sweetly spoken and exceedingly polite and friendly. I could not believe this Home Counties hottie was moments behind me down the road and available for a good seeing to. Totally gutted.
We chatted briefly about what a fuckup the day had been and I asked her if she would make some time for me later that evening. She asked what would work for me and I told her I would love a second chance to finally meet her at 11pm. She agreed and I assured her that I would not be a moment late.
… and nor was I.
Part II.On the way up to her room, I was thinking about all the filthy things I was going to do Brooklyn. I was determined to give her a good seeing to and imagining how fantastic her massive tits would look once glazed in a freshly-produced measure of warm love juice.
I almost got my wish.
The Good:Brooklyn is blonde. She is English. She is 5’4 in her bare feet and has a perfect size eight figure with a pair of totally symmetrical 32FF bolt-ons. She also has fantastic legs and a tight arse. But she has a more important feature: her personality. Not a trace of attitude nor the “me, me, me” self-obsession that so many porn ‘stars’ succumb to once they’ve ‘made it’. She can talk but she can also listen.
We spent a good 30 mins chatting about the state of the porn industry over the pond and about how difficult it is when competing both as a foreigner and against the likes of Christy Mack and Bonnie Rotten and their apparent willingness to do almost anything on camera. There was also a serious moment when we touched on the death earlier this year of veteran woodsman Billy Glide. Brooklyn is knowledgeable, transparent and such fun to talk to – even when discussing her all-time favorite cocks! How I managed to absorb so much of what we discussed with those magnificent orbs in my line of sight I will never know, but fuck me they felt good. Amazing shape and weight and I was genuinely surprised to discover they were apparently a career highlight for a veteran Harley Street surgeon.
The next part was momentarily awkward. I asked Brooklyn what her ‘boundaries’ were, given that she is an active starlet: “no pussy licking, no CIM and no anal”. Fair enough. I’d come for the tits and that tight love hole, so I was fine with her preferences but I suspect her service provision might be viewed as somewhat limited by many of you. Kissing was fine and she tasted fresh and inviting.
It wasn’t perhaps as full on and sloppy as Maggie21 for example, but I was bone hard after a few minutes.
Before I knew it, all hell had broken loose: Brooklyn is spitting all over my cock and balls and swallowing the lot! When I was 100% sunk inside her sweet throat, she glanced up and winked, then gagged and started wanking me off whilst sucking my bollocks. It was fucking amazing and not easy to avoid shooting a warm load all over her tonsils. But I made myself resist because I’d come for the tits. Fortunately, she seemed to really enjoy me caressing, squeezing and generally examining her gravity-defying magic mammaries and it wasn’t long before she made me an offer I couldn’t refuse: did I want a tit fuck? I paused for a few seconds to savour the moment and replied “not really, but I will if you insist!” She told me to sit on the edge of the bed before crouching down on her knees and taking my throbbing pole between those bad boys.
I can tell you this: if there is a better pair of tits to accompany my cock on a journey to a good glazing, I have yet to find them. They are the perfect size, weight and consistency: soft, but firm and bouncy. They were an ideal match and the sight of my bellend almost blinding her as she massaged my shaft was one I will not forget any time soon. After five minutes of this, I couldn’t wait any longer and told Brooklyn to get the mac. I was surprised just how tight her perfect pussy was as she impaled herself on my cock and began bouncing up and down as I scrambled to get hold of those massive tits and build up a rhythm. Never have I had to work harder to avoid blasting my load. I’ve got a blonde porn tart in 5-inch white stripper heels with enormous FFs and a pussy that is tighter than some arses bouncing up and down hard and fast.
Epic.
But then Brooklyn started the dirty talk she is well know for: “you like those fucking big tits?” … “you like your cock in that tight little fucking cunt?” … “you want to shoot your hot load into my wet little pussy you fucking naughty boy?” Magic. Knowing that I’d need ten minutes after a pop to recover, I gave in and exploded. It was a master class in unloading hot cum into a hot girl who was gagging for it and she smiled as I was still twitching and said “did you like the way your cock felt in my pussy?”
Fuck yes!
At this point I wasn’t convinced a second round would be possible as I was drained and the mac was proof of just how much jizz she had managed to persuade me to spurt. But after some chit chit and a little coaxing from her skilled hands, I was ready for round two and had more of the same: cowgirl whilst holding on to those funbags whilst I gave her a good pounding and another hot load.
Although I was actually on the street a full 85 minutes after arriving, the ‘hour’ I had booked simply wasn’t enough.
The Bad:The limited service provision. Perhaps. For me it wasn’t an issue as I received everything I wanted from the girl that I wanted and I was totally safisfied. But given that absolutely anything and everything is available in London from a great many superb service providers, the £200 price tag might seem a little steep for what you get.
I thought it was good value personally and only regretted that I hadn’t arranged a longer session to sample doggie and actually fulfil my dream of unloading over Brooklyn’s epic chest.
That will have to wait for next time. I have no doubt there will be a next time.
The Ugly: N/AFinal wordsIf you are seeking to meet a girl who is sensational in the sack
and able to discuss the intricacies of Medidi politics or the failure of democracy in the Weimar Republic, then look elsewhere. If however you fancy the idea of making the acquaintance of an English porn starlet who is still relatively new to ‘the biz’ and is 100% unjaded by her experiences thus far, then here she is. It’s hard to put a ‘value’ or a ‘price’ on Brooklyn Blue as she is still a relatively rare commodity, even in London – 10/10
The restrictions on her service menu are understandable given that Brooklyn is an active performer for many of the major producers in the US. Not to mention her work on Babestation here in the UK. For most, I think a score of 8 would be likely, but as I’m relatively vanilla as mentioned in my previous reviews, I’m going to award an extra point in recognition of her brilliant attitude – 9/10
Overall score – a sublime, sac-emptying
9.5/10
