Part 1From LMP virgin to embossed card carrying member in 3 months, 12 parties and 24 hours of wonderful naughtiness.
What follows is a review of the 34 girls that I have been lucky enough to punt with to date at LMP in 2014.
Without wishing it to read too much like a race-card, I have noted the girl, her nationality (or what I was told – hopefully VT with his linguistic skills and other regulars can correct any inaccuracies), the number of times I have partied with them, a brief description of each and/or my time with them (I could certainly expand) and a personal rating out of 10.
I don’t expect you to plough through all of this, so:
- Newbies contemplating a visit to LMP might just want to start at the end of Part 2 to see my top 15.
- Those who would never go to a party, but might want to see one of the girls 1:1 elsewhere, to the links I have provided.
- Hopefully some of the regular attendees will provide their own thoughts on the girls they have seen, additional links and their own fantasy line-ups.
Anyway, without further ado:
Jess (Finnish – 3) – Catching Jess’s eyes and smile in the kitchen did as much as anything to calm my 1st party nerves, so I decided to follow her once the party started. To be honest, my first time with Jess wasn’t anything special. I tried to initiate some kissing with her, but she didn’t seem too keen so I followed her lead and laid down on the bed. I found her a bit mechanical that 1st time, but then I didn’t really know what to expect and wasn’t really prepared for the wet wipe formalities and her talking with another girl whilst prepping me. After some OWO and RO, I came pretty quickly in Mish and retired to the kitchen. My 2 subsequent times with Jess have been great though. She’s a slightly cheeky, lovely looking brunette with a nice little wobble to her breasts and arse and looks and feels hottest completely naked with her hair in ponytails.
8/10 Vera (Russian - 3) – If there’s an epitome of a party girl and a leader of the pack at LMP, it could well be this coquettish, saucy Russian minx. Maybe LMP knew I was a newbie and were intent on looking after me, but I could not have been much luckier than to be led by Barbara, into the smallest room, to see this little stunner 2nd up
. Vera has an amazingly gorgeous tight body that you just want to fuck every which way. 1st time was on my knees, grappling her ass close to me as she was busy flicking and licking away at 2 other cocks and then it was into spoons. Since then I’ve had the pleasure of fucking her on the bed (every which way) and the swing. We have a bit of a connection. She has a nickname for me which I play up to. Lady M was worried when she went away for a holiday that she might not return and when I relayed this to her she looked surprised saying “me…..no, I miss and love my cocks too much!” before laughing in that infectious way of hers. The only criticism I have of Vera is that she can be a bit flighty and distracted 1:1 sometimes; she really does like 2 or 3 cocks on the go at all times!
9/10 Elena (Ukraine – 1) – Not currently showing on the gallery. Pretty brunette, but the only girl I’ve known at LMP that always did OW. Mind you, she had quite an interesting juddering lift type technique and was a nice enough shag.
7/10 Angel (Heaven/Transylvania – 2). I was pretty shagged out by the time Angel came into the kitchen offering her sexy wares. I wasn’t the only one, so when Angel offered a massage I decided to take her up. Anyway after a nice initial massage and some playful conversation (including where she came from - as above), I flipped myself over to request some OWO which she was more than delighted to give. After returning the favour on her lovely sweet haven, she flicked off her red heels and we had a lovely fuck in mish, cowgirl and doggy. I couldn’t quite pop but had a wonderfully sexy, edging time with her. 2nd time couldn’t live up to the 1st, but can’t wait to see her again.
8/10 Angel-
External Link/Members OnlyGina Snake (Spanish – 1) – Not really my type. Probably one of the older ladies at LMP, pretty quiet by nature and quite heavily tattooed. Only received some OWO whilst she lounged in the swing and I watched Vera’s pert arse in the air.
5/10Mia (Spanish – 1) – Not currently showing on the gallery, but I decided to start my 2nd party with Mia following an account of her here on UKP. I probably don’t have my best encounters at LMP first up as I tend to cum a bit quicker and they don’t have the same intensity of later sessions. This was the case here and whilst she was nice enough, there was nothing truly memorable.
6.5/10Vicky (Lithuania ? - 1) – Another (sadly) not showing on the current schedule, but a really sexy girl with whom I had a lovely full session with (OWO, RO, Mish, Cowgirl and cumming in Doggy). Believe she works at the following establishments.
8/10 Vicky -
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyEmily (Latvian - 3) – The first of the Baltic blonde bombshells that I got to play with. Of all the parties I have been to Emily has probably been the girl most present, but I’ve only punted with her on 3 occasions and only once really full on. That session was hot and I could smell her sex as I banged her doggy.
7/10 Xenia (Romanian – 1) – A one day only wonder perhaps with LMP as not caught sight of her since. Wasn’t the prettiest facially but had a sexy body. She was giving me some nice OWO in the smallest room before another guy started to take her from behind and then we all got moved to one of the bigger rooms. I lost contact with her initially before resuming our session. Had a big shock to discover some real grass on the wicket when going down on her (most LMP girls are totally shaved). I then got her to straddle me on a hard back chair and when that started to make some worrying creaking noises, I picked her up, carried her to the armchair (with my dick still inside her) and gave her a lovely pounding to finish. My back played up for a few days after that
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7.5/10 Toni (aka porn star Karlie Simon, British – 4) – My best start to any party thus far. I had a cheeky conversation with her in the kitchen beforehand and was extremely impressed at how down to earth she was. She totally relaxed me and because the ratio that night was low I had a lovely 1:1 session with her for a good 20+ minutes. I’ve been fortunate to have played with her another 3 times since and she’s always been really sweet, but dirty, at the same time. She likes a bit of DFK complete with swirling tongues and accepts my fingers in her pussy (she prefers the word cunt!). I’ve twice got her off with RO. She takes a bit longer than some to cum, but it’s horny as hell to have a porn star orgasm on you. She then usually turns to me and sweetly says “shall we fuck ?”
. The last time I punted with her she grabbed my hand as I was about to enter one of the rooms and took me to the kitchen, grabbed a bite to eat and led me back to a bed. She must have wanted me!
9/10 Toni -
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyDaniella (Romanian – 2) – Wow, what a potent combination of looks, humour and damn right sexiness Daniella is. Her pics just don’t do her justice. She is an absolute babe in the flesh. Her service is out of this world. She really seems to know when you are on the edge and will enthusiastically ride you and talk dirty to you to make sure you finish on a high. I’ve heard more blokes shudder and scream in orgasm with her than anyone else. And wow, if you have any voyeuristic tendencies, there is no hotter sight than seeing Daniella legs akimbo straddling a guy on the armchair conventionally or in reverse. Even better being the guy in the chair
. I hope she is Romanian because she really would be the biggest Romanian disaster ever
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9.5/10 Jayda (Latvian – 2) – The 2nd of the Baltic blond bombshells that I got to play with. Tbh, the 1st time I was running on empty, but she very sweetly tried to get 1 more pop out of me with some lovely OWO & HR. She came very close and the pleasure was lovely. At the next party I saw her, I made a beeline for Jayda straightaway and was rewarded with a lovely full 1:1 session. She has a lovely tasting pussy and it was quite a turn on to have her cum for me and she looked and felt great in doggy.
8/10 Jayda -
External Link/Members OnlyAbby (Polish – 1) – Another one day only wonder perhaps with LMP as not seen her on the schedule since. Totally fit slim blonde babe with perky tits and a gorgeous face. She proved very popular and got badly hogged by 1 fella, but I managed to get 15 minutes with her at the end of the party and she was an incredibly horny fuck. Would love for her to come back.
9/10 Lara (Brazilian – 1) – Started my 4th party with this striking, sexy girl with a typically curvaceous latin arse. Gave me some lovely OWO (whilst Maria sat on my face) and she got very wet when I returned the compliment. The only problem with this all too sexy start was that I popped pretty quickly when going at it in Mish with her.
7/10 Monika (Czech – 2) – Another blonde stunner with a model like figure. Gives very sexy OWO and begs you to “sphunk” in her mouth, although she usually takes over with her hands when you get near. Another with a delicious pussy. I’ve twice got her to cum with RO and she’s been very appreciative. I find it a massive turn on to have a good looking sensationally sexy girl squirt for you. Another who looks and feels great when shagging her.
8.5/10 Roxana (Spanish – 1) – Another who may only have appeared at LMP once and in her case I’m not entirely surprised. Although she showed promise in the kitchen before, I found her pretty cold and prissy in our time together.
5/10 Maria (Romanian – 3) – My type, a petite sexy brunette with nicely toned legs, fabulous tits and a sexy curvy arse. Had a great time with her 1st time in cowgirl and doggy, but 2nd time she didn’t seem interested and the 3rd she was distinctly lame with OWO (looking around constantly and only slightly suppressing a yawn at 1 point) then pulling me out of her suggesting I needed a rest when the party was only 15 minutes old and no one was waiting. Will not be seeking her out again
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5/10 Chanelle (Jamaican/British – 3 ) – Wow, gorgeous, slim, cool, laid back black girl with a banging body and a fabulous mouth. Despite having my eye on her throughout, I only got to perform some RO on Chanelle 1st time. Mind you I did have her cumming twice in a little over 20 mins, leaving her virtually paralysed the 2nd time
. She said “I wish I could take you home” (funnily enough I do have a tale to tell going home that night, but space prohibits me for now). Anyway, the 2nd time I got to see Chanelle, I made sure I had one of my full on sessions with her, finally climaxing in doggy. Yum. We also engaged in some mutual oral later that party and again the 3rd time I saw her. Her OWO is simply the best (it’s like having your cock bathed all over in hot melted chocolate) and because I’ve now got her off 4 times, she gives me a very special finish too. Lovely girl, can’t wait to see again. At a push, my fave.
9.5/10 Part 2 to follow