Author Topic: Baby minding services  (Read 4913 times)

Offline Addict

Baby minding services
« on: March 16, 2011, 10:07:17 pm »
I fully accept that ones "likes" can be a personal thing, but "Baby minding" ???

Seriously ??????? !!!!!!!   :scare:

This has to rate as one of my most unbelievable.  Any others ?

Re: Baby minding services
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2011, 11:30:03 pm »
It wouldn't float my boat but sexuality is complex.  It would be good to hear of any 'minded babies' on here and I would hope we would be more open minded about it than the non-punting world.  If we have a scale of 'strangeness' I guess hard sports features, as does period play.  But then vanilla sex with a WG is considered beyond the pale by many in 'polite society'.  :)

Online James999

Re: Baby minding services
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2011, 07:53:06 am »
I fully accept that ones "likes" can be a personal thing, but "Baby minding" ???

Lots of girls won't want to go to the expense of a baby minder and just leave the child in the next rookm with the TV hoping they can service the client and get rid of him before the child wants attention, such a caring example of parenthood.

Offline Tania

Re: Baby minding services
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2011, 08:32:29 am »
I think you are bit confused about the meaning of 'baby minding services'.

However, these women that you see that are bad parents and fuck men for money, while their kids are in the next room - why don't you report them to social services? (assuming they actually exist)  You keep moaning about prosititutes doing this so why not act and do something about it, or are you the sort of man who just likes to constantly complain all the time.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Re: Baby minding services
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2011, 11:10:45 am »
Lots of girls won't want to go to the expense of a baby minder and just leave the child in the next rookm with the TV hoping they can service the client and get rid of him before the child wants attention, such a caring example of parenthood.

Oh Dear --------------- James, I thought you were "worldly".
Adult Baby Minding is a fetish, not something that appeals to me I hasten to add.


http://www.essexadultbaby.co.uk/

Re: Baby minding services
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2011, 11:30:27 am »
Oh Dear --------------- James, I thought you were "worldly".
Adult Baby Minding is a fetish, not something that appeals to me I hasten to add.


http://www.essexadultbaby.co.uk/

he knows the crack Jim hes just bending the piss as usual.  i must admit 999 has had a change in direction which has caused me to smirk on more than one occasion.  Im starting to think he's more of a forum specialist and is perched for causing uproar whenever possible on UKP.

Offline Lady Poppy

Re: Baby minding services
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2011, 02:11:30 pm »
I have friends that are adult babies.  We discussed the reason for it and my thinking on the situation was that it was likely made of people who were not allowed to have a conventional childhood.  They possibly had to grow up far too quickly and were not nurtured.  When I put this to my friend, he said that very much shadowed his feelings and experience.

we had also discussed his dream of buying a property and turning it into a creche for adult babies with a huge changing table a big nursing area and play pen etc and he felt it would make a mint.  He even asked me if I would be the matron there.

Where I think that the dressing up is quite cute, the wearing of nappies and actually soiling them is too much for me and that is where I would not be able to comfortably fit in with the scenario.

I don't believe it is a sexual kink though, as one couple that I met where the lady was the adult baby assured me he as not allowed to touch her in a sexual way in any context while she is in the baby role.  It is purely about nurturing and discovery.

Offline Matium

Re: Baby minding services
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2011, 05:48:40 pm »
There was an episode of "The Secret Diary of a Call Girl" which featured a baby minding service, in it the character playing the baby said that he did it "because he was resposible for the lives of so many others and now he just wanted a time free of all responsibilities, where he would be the one to be taken care of".

Psychologists call it a reversion syndrome.

I have heard of men who go in for baby minding services, however, they usually seek out lactating women.

Offline Fannytastico

Re: Baby minding services
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2011, 08:13:02 pm »
.......not allowed to touch her in a sexual way in any context while she is in the baby role.  It is purely about nurturing and discovery.
Never heard of a female baby.  How does anyone discover they have this particular pecadillo?
I can't get my head around the non-sexual stuff at all, for instance, slaves and chastity devices.
I've got my first voyeuristic session tomorrow, which is making me cringe somewhat.

Offline Lady Poppy

Re: Baby minding services
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2011, 10:28:05 pm »
Never heard of a female baby.  How does anyone discover they have this particular pecadillo?
I can't get my head around the non-sexual stuff at all, for instance, slaves and chastity devices.
I've got my first voyeuristic session tomorrow, which is making me cringe somewhat.

I know what you mean, all abit of the wall for me too.

I have met 2 female adult babies.  The one (if I am honest) came across as mentally disadvantaged and was very crude.  It reminded me a bit of a flasher.  The other lady just seemed to be wanting to be nurtured and looked after and not have to think too much beyond a lolly or an icecream.  They were not 24/7, but certainly enjoyed their roleplay time.

I saw that episode too and I think that also corresponds with what I was saying, so yes I agree.  It does still tend to be largely non sexual though, ie there is not foreplay or penetration.

Offline Matium

Re: Baby minding services
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2011, 10:33:27 pm »
You do know what a lactating woman is, don't you, Poppy?

:)

Why do you think these baby minding men go for lactating women?

:)

Offline softlad

Re: Baby minding services
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2011, 10:34:55 pm »
You do know what a lactating woman is, don't you,

This is one thing I am keen to try.  :)

Re: Baby minding services
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2011, 10:42:19 pm »
I agree.  I can see the appeal of sucking from a lactating WG - has anyone on here tasted breast milk as an adult ?

Offline Lady Poppy

Re: Baby minding services
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2011, 10:43:08 pm »
You do know what a lactating woman is, don't you, Poppy?

:)

Why do you think these baby minding men go for lactating women?

:)

Having produced a baby and breastfed for 6 months, I do have a fair idea, plus I have a mild intolerance to the stuff.

Breasts are not just about sex though, they are also a functioning tool for feeding babies, hence 'adult baby'.  I really don't think it is a sexual act, as much as going back as close to the womb as humanly possible.

Offline Lady Poppy

Re: Baby minding services
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2011, 10:45:27 pm »
A man naked or dressed like a man sucking on a lactating tit is doing it for sexual reasons, there is a difference.

I would not want to lactate again unless I had the baby to go with it.  It bloody hurt!  Especially if it built up and was aching to get out.  I literally had fountains of milk shooting out of me at times.

Offline softlad

Re: Baby minding services
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2011, 10:52:47 pm »
 
I literally had fountains of milk shooting out of me at times.

Want Bitty.....  :cool:
 
http://www.youtube.com/v/jnIeDYfoJoE
« Last Edit: March 17, 2011, 10:56:20 pm by softlad »

Offline Matium

Re: Baby minding services
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2011, 11:20:29 pm »
Bitty! Bitty! Bitty!

That's hilarious!

 :lol:
« Last Edit: March 17, 2011, 11:24:03 pm by Matium »

Re: Baby minding services
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2011, 11:41:22 pm »
If anyone is near Covent Garden, London you can try the breast milk ice cream  sold there.
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23930190-we-boobed-council-health-chiefs-admit-breast-milk-ice-cream-is-safe-to-eat.do
Due to 'complaints' Trading Standards seized the products but have said it can go back on sale as they found no bacteria or viruses  :)

Offline softlad

Re: Baby minding services
« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2011, 09:21:29 am »
If anyone is near Covent Garden, London you can try the breast milk ice cream  sold there.

I want mine fresh and still warm, and want to extract it myself...... :cool:
 
 

Online James999

Re: Baby minding services
« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2011, 09:45:39 am »

I want mine fresh and still warm, and want to extract it myself...... :cool:

Have you grown a pair of tits then? Every schoolboys dream...  :cool:

Offline softlad

Re: Baby minding services
« Reply #20 on: March 18, 2011, 09:51:06 am »
Have you grown a pair of tits then?

No no no & no.  :P 

Offline Lady Poppy

Re: Baby minding services
« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2011, 08:56:56 am »
Bitty! Bitty! Bitty!

That's hilarious!

 :lol:

Lol I loved Little Britain, but that did always make me cringe haha