Its been a few years since I worked in Leeds; is there much of a parlour scene these days?
I used to love picking up The Sport, and looking at the 'massage' ads.
Part of the punting fun for me was ringing up and getting a description of the girl and then you get to the location and you could get a hottie or a minger. even if you got the minger, you would be so stiff on arrival, you still go upstairs a bang her. Some of my best punts have been this way.