Author Topic: Clarklands Spa  (Read 3753 times)

Offline mh

Clarklands Spa
« on: January 29, 2013, 10:05:31 am »
Has anyone been to Clarklands Spa and can provide feedback on it?

http://www.clarklandsnaturistspa.co.uk/
http://www.adultwork.com/1790328 or http://www.adultwork.com/ClarklandsSpa+

Not far off escort pricing, but something a little different. e.g. 1 hour £75 (£85 with body to body) or 45 minute 4 handed massage with body to body £120.

Re: Clarklands Spa
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2013, 12:33:16 am »
I was thinking about visiting here, but not sure exactly what it entails.  Its massage yes, but  what does this include? I get the impression tantric massage could mean something sexual but I dont want to go there and then embarrass myself if there's no sexual touching.

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Re: Clarklands Spa
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2013, 03:03:30 pm »
Prostate Massage is listed as an extra...used to enhance a happy ending?

Body to body seems to suggest a more intimate service.

The prices certainly seem higher than therapeutic or sports massage prices.

Re: Clarklands Spa
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2013, 10:29:12 pm »
Is it the case they are not allowed to explicitly say these things but other bits imply it? Im thinking I might give it a go next week, but as I said I dont want to embaress myself and get thrown out  :rolleyes:

Offline CBPaul

Re: Clarklands Spa
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2013, 10:15:44 am »
I think it stops at a happy ending, especially at those prices. I'd be interested though - did you go in the end ?

Re: Clarklands Spa
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2013, 11:31:24 pm »
Not yet, Im trying to find  out if it includes a happy ending, its a bit more ambiguous than other massage sites, and Im not into embaressment  :unknown:

Re: Clarklands Spa
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2013, 03:21:49 pm »
Hi guys,


I have been the a dozen times now and it really is great value. Call them on the day you want to go as they have a rota and not all the girls provide the full service though. All of them however do provide a great massage and hand relief. Some even provide prostate massage. The other thing you get here is a great shower facility, use of the sauna and Jacuzzi. There pricing is great value. Hope you enjoy it.

Offline mh

Re: Clarklands Spa
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2013, 03:56:52 pm »
What's that touty sound? Can anyone else hear it?  :D

I looked into it when I was going to be passing nearby earlier in the year but sadly my business trip was cancelled so I've not been. When emailing them I was assured that a happy ending would be had. It didn't seem that great value when for £10 or £30 more you could have an escort with many more services, but a good massage can sometimes be as good as full sex. I'd have loved a 4 handed massage but then the price is much steeper.

Offline CBPaul

Re: Clarklands Spa
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2013, 04:21:30 pm »
What's that touty sound? Can anyone else hear it?  :D

Loud and clear, nice to know about the great shower facilities though, most important  :D

So, happy ending and nothing else I guess. As you say, for a little more money you could get a lot more service.

Re: Clarklands Spa
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2013, 10:51:32 pm »
Ok so its unanimous now they do provide hand relief? I might go then! sometime then.

Offline JoLee

Re: Clarklands Spa
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2013, 06:38:42 am »
I visited Clarklandspa recently and was very disappointed. It is based in a portacabin next to a secondhand car lot.  The changing facilites are right next to the boiler system so a bit weird.  Massage not really very good and then you have to pay extra for happy ending.  Not really what I expected or as good as others I've visited.  I wont be going back.

Re: Clarklands Spa
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2013, 02:23:49 am »
I visited Clarklandspa recently and was very disappointed. It is based in a portacabin next to a secondhand car lot.  The changing facilites are right next to the boiler system so a bit weird.  Massage not really very good and then you have to pay extra for happy ending.  Not really what I expected or as good as others I've visited.  I wont be going back.

How much did you pay in total? Do they ask you before if you want happy ending? also were there others using the spa?

Offline JoLee

Re: Clarklands Spa
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2013, 07:37:04 pm »
I paid £75 and then 15 mins before the end told I had to stump up a further £15 for happy ending. £90 could be good value for a really good massage, but this was not.
There was one other person waiting whilst I was there. It isn't really suited to being a spa, it's too small.