https://www.gumtree.com/p/deep-tissue-massage-services/balance-massage-sheldon/1449944645

Visited this place a few weeks ago. Fired over a text and was given three names wasn't to fussed who so turned up and hoped for the best that it was someone decent.
Arrived rang the door bell and waited awkwardly outside the busy main road for the door to be opened, by Emily who was a slim maybe 45yr old with a friendly vibe and cute smile.
Paid £40 for one hour massage. More of a rub down with warm oil wasn't the best but certainly wasn't the worst. That continued with a few ass slaps before being asked to turn over after around 40mins.
Extras where now offered. B2b or HE?
Enquired about oral, was told £40 for B2b and only OW.
Paid the money and then the clothes came off. Great soft body decent B/C cups to munch on, and nice clean pussy to play with my fingers and tongue.
Then a wierd thing happened as she said BJ with a bag, I assumed (wrongly of me) she meant a condom, oh no not Emily she meant an actual bag, you know the clear plastic ones you pick your fruit from in a supermarket that bag!
So in went my banana into her bag and she started sucking away, didn't really do it for me tbh so off it came after a few mins and she just finished with some oil and a mechanical HE
She cleaned me up with some tissue and ended with a 5 min head massage which is always a nice way to end.
No shower offered got ready and straight to maccys next door for some nuggets and fries!
Overall 40 +40 +5 (maccys)

https://www.adultwork.com/7398258

Ok, so my punting hiatus ended earlier this week. My first punt in over a year since I saw Tilly at Maxes. I have deliberated back and forth on occasions during this period with other providers but nothing ever materialised. My review may sound a little weird.

Date- earlier this week

Location- incall, 5 min or so walk from Paddington station. Apartment in a block of flats which was clean and fit for purpose.

Cost- £150 for an hour

Girl- a really pretty lady with pictures providing a fair representation. Not great tattoos which really were not necessary on top of her tits, a tattoo on the back of her shoulder. I think she may have one near one of her ankles if I’m not mistaken. Possibly could be wrong here.

Services- provided everything requested so no complaints. Hygiene was on point with assisted shower provided. Communication was not exactly the best, soft spoken but can speak beginners english. Constantly smiling and seemed a cheerful lady.

Details- dropped her a message for availability early evening and got a response within 5 minutes. Arranged to see her in the next hour and was on my way. All communication via text. Not 100% sure if I was messaging Jasmine or her mama san. On arrival, she opened the door, lead me to bedroom. I gave her the funds and she lead me into the bathroom. Gave me a toothbrush, mouthwash and joined me in the shower. Hygiene all on point.

Back into bedroom naked, plenty of kissing and happy to use tongues. I spent a bit of time going down on her, she was very clean and wet but I don’t believe she came unfortunately. A bummer really. Condom on, plenty of kisses to each other and on my body, lubed her up and happily took anal. She was tight so I didn’t last long. Round 1 completed. A massage between the rounds before a blowjob, not the best but enough to finally get going, on with condom for vaginal sex. Various positions attempted which was available and finished off inside her. Round 2 completed.

2nd shower, change back into my clothes, exchanged pleasantries and was on my way.

Conclusion- in isolation, a very good punt with a pretty girl open to services. A few day on, I am still feeling a little low to be honest. She did nothing wrong at all but me breaking my punting duck after a year, I’m starting to feel like this world is not for me at this point in time. I was not ultimately excited with the punt or the loveless sex. Whether this feeling changes or not, only time will tell.

She still receives a positive overall because of her efforts and the lack of enthusiasm is more to do with me than her..

https://naturalhealingwycombe.co.uk/  Castle St.

£30 for £30 minutes plus £40 for extras.  Also gave a £20 tip.

I've been to this HE massage place many times and as usual the girls are rotated about every two weeks so you're never sure what kind of service you're going to get.
Having said that I've also visited the one in Easton St. plenty of times and I find the girls are generally younger and filthier in Castle St.
Usually if you book an appointment they're quite reliable and don't mess you around too much but on this occasion they clearly allowed a 'walk-in' to arrive minutes before my pre-booked appointment.

With only one HE girl working that day, they kept me waiting in the massage room for 15 minutes until eventually the manager decided she would fulfil the massage part of the deal whilst I was waiting for the other girl who was responsible for the fun part.
The massage was fine and up to the usual standard that you get in these places.
When the other lady became free (Tina - shortish, slim with an average face and decent body) she quickly entered the room and the manager left.  I was still face down and naked and after receiving instructions in Chinese from her boss, she wasted no time in getting busy.

Usually they start with a bit of perineum tickling/Lingam style massage but she skipped that and started licking my balls from behind.  After she moved on to my dick I decided to flip over.  She went pretty deep and knew what she was doing.
I was surprised because normally there's a discussion first about how much extra you're going to pay for the OWO - it's not included in the B2B price.
She skipped all that.
After a couple of minutes I asked her to stop (I hadn't had my usual RO that I always look forward to).  She was very happy to oblige and again, didn't ask for any more money.
She opened her lips so I could get deeper and then let me slip a finger in.
After some tit-sucking and messing about she went back to RO and pretty soon I was ready to finish.  When I told her I was coming I expected her to get out of the way sharpish but again I was surprised to find her stay put and take it all in her mouth.
This has never happened to me before in a HE place.

A punt full of surprises that more than made up for the wait.  There were so many services included that I usually have to pay extra for that I decided to give the girl a tip.
This was a filthy one!
Next time I'm in the mood I'll ask for her by name but you need luck if you want to see the same girl again.

https://www.adultwork.com/7392271

Decent location, shower is very small.

1 hour incall, £120 + £20 for OWO.

100% the girl in the pics, looks great in person and tits are much better looking as well. Very happy with what I saw.

Services don’t match the looks unfortunately, started with OWO which was OK to be fair and probably best part of meet. Into reverse oral and she legit sat and text on her phone the full time. Got her to suck me hard and banged away in CG and mish where again could see her trying to look at her phone the whole time and just low effort, especially in CG where she put me in and just sat still, weirdest moment I’ve had in a booking for sure, takes a good pounding in doggy and mish though and allows proper entry. Got her to wank me to a finish after a while then into the worst massage I’ve had, one hand massaging and one on her phone. Showered after and left thinking whether this was negative or neutral, ultimately decided neutral as comms were good and the price is low for a P&D.

Paid (or wasted) 250

AW profile Lila__UK seems to be offline atm so i can't give a link but Lila__UK had 11 reviews on there that were all positive. The trouble with AW feedback system is that the client knows the lady will read it and know who's who wrote it, on top of that it's an exchange of a favour for a favour as the client wants good feedback too to help them expand their punting horizons....so it's a bit hit n miss out there.... I think you know where i'm going with this...


I had an hour's incall booking with Lila__UK in London. She British from Liverpool. The venue was an apartment and the girls attitude was polite and chatty. I'm afraid that's where the positives end.

There's no face pics on her profile and the one's showing her body aren't hers. Face-wise she's not my type and body-wise she is very slender and almost flat chested. I contemplated walking away but as her attitude was pleasant and the AW reviews were good so I was hoping that the service department would be topnotch. Unfortunately it wasn't.

She started with a massage that felt like someone was finger painting with mud.

OWO was shallow with no attention to balls (even when asked) with next to no eye contact.

RO was slightly off-putting due to smell.

Cowgirl was decent and I reluctantly finished in miss will before the halfway mark and didn't feel like staying for round 2.

I did run the AW profile through this site but no one had left a review so i thought it's only right to leave one now.

https://www.divaescort.com/girls/brunette-zumba
Punt happened late April 2024. Paid £250 for 1 hour.

TLDR: Decent all round punt with an attractive Brazilian who has perky large fake tits. Good OW and great sex in all positions.

Booking
I'd pre-booked a session with new girl Alerana as had a short lunchtime window. No confirmation from the lass on the day, and shortly before the booking she cancelled, Diva were very apologetic. Zumba was one of the few names I could remember from my hit list, and Diva quickly confirmed. All efficiently done by Telegram.

The venue
Nice little flat 3 mins walk from Kensington Olympia over-ground.  Spacious living room, but Zumba only had a box sized bedroom. I guess as she shares with Calida & Sangria, and being busier, they have the larger rooms.   Only a queen sized bed, but together with good tidiness, this means the box room's not too cramped.  It has a full length wall mirror.  Decent shower.

The lass
Gorgeous young Brazilian with large fake tits. Considerable scaring on the underside, but good shape, feel & perkiness.  About 5'6". I'd put her real age as closer to 26. Maybe a slight use of filter on the pics, but no heavy photoshopping.  If you expected her to look about 80% as good as the best pics you'd not be too disappointed.  Decent English, intelligent, more active then most in sex, but nice and submissive when you give her instructions. Stand out quality for me was that she seemed exceptionally sweet natured, but that's quite subjective.
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The punt
Chatted for 5 mins or so before & after my shower. She was friendly & charming, and seemed keen to move on to sex. Instead I started by giving her a massage, which she enjoyed. Had a quick massage from her, which was above average for a WG.  There was occasional FK through out the punt,  though only when initiated by me, even though she was very active in other ways.   We started caressing each other & she swiftly progressed to putting a condom on, to give me OW. Soon had her on her knees so I could enjoy it properly - her technique was good, though not comparable to someone like Edgara. Afterwards I gave her a quick spanking - she only likes that quite soft. I noticed she was still quite dry so asked her to put on some lube, she only applied a little.  She leaned over in front of the mirror and asked me to take her from behind. Unusual for the lass to suggest the first position, but it was a good choice, especially with her fine tits.

Next had her bend over the bed, and then mish. By this time she seemed to be getting really into it. After a bit reaching down to play with her clit. She either had an orgasm or is a superb actress - only the 5th time in my life I've believed I genuinely made a lass come other than be RO. I pulled out  & lay back, as most seem to like a break after they've came - but she immediately mounted me. Her cow girl was really good, if not quite as exceptional as Jess from HoD.  After 3 mins or so, I had her kneel and fucked her hard in doggy & prone until I came with a massive orgasm, no restrictions from her at all.  There was 20 mins or so left on the clock, we chatted and she tried hard caressing me to get me up for round 2, though that's never going to happen at my age. She said I was only her 2nd Diva punter in 5 months, which is maybe true, she was really keen for sex (I'm middle aged & averagely good looking at best.)  Had to leave on time, she seemed almost disappointed to see me getting dressed, which at least for me is extremely rare!

Verdict
Other than her sweetness which may be a matter of my personal taste, I can't really say she's got any one quality that's well above various lasses you can have for £100 / hour less at HoD or from AW.  But she's the kind of lass where the whole is greater than the sum of her parts if you know what I mean. I was a most enjoyable punt and I strongly intend to return.

https://www.adultwork.com/7726409

Maya had been on the hot list due to some very good positives by yellowskin and Metzoid. The opportunity arose last weekend.
Comms. Straightforward (text and whatsapp) and got the
slot I wanted.

Apartment - side road off Hurst Street near the Arcadian car park.

Girl. Face pictures accurate but physically larger built than I expected - imo size 8-10 muscular toned girl not the feminine v shape I tend to go for. The picture in her brown bikini imo a true representation of her physique.A bit disappointed expected a size 6 slim hottie like Bruna (miss her - was always on my monthly regular punt rota during 2022-2023).

Service. £80 h/h informed when I met her so no choice except standard vanilla service - did not ask for any extras. Reluctant neck kissing. Average OW not as enthusiastic or sensual deep sucking. Sex all positions - CG not as great as I like - however played with the fun bags however smaller nipples (as per brown bikini pictures) than I prefer. Mish and wrap, wheelbarrow and doggie. Thrust away for the whole session- but found it a bit robotic and unemotional except for some moans as I thrust hard in missionary.

Conclusion. A one off punt for me, did everything expected but did not tick the boxes for my friend in crime.

For me a low positive meet. A friendly Brazilian  girl who provides a standard service which may be good for others if they prefer more muscular toned girls and want to  pay extras.


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I've visited this place 3 times with Coco and seen Sophie one time, not sure I should do a separate one for Sophie as I don't want to seem like I'm touting if someone could let me know what the correct procedure is.

Anyway, my first visit was May 2023 actually for back pain and I didn't even realise this place wasn't  designed for back pain. My OH actually told me her work college (a female) recommended it.
So great massage and was offered HE for £20 which I duly took, was a bit awkward but Coco drained me good. Massage was £45 for 60mins

2nd in Sep 2023 visit was nothing to do with back pain, completely went there for the HE.  Paid for fullbody massage £50 and was offered HE and naked for an extra £40 which I took. massage was nice and firm with warm oil, plenty of swipes towards the end of the massage. Flipped over and then Coco undressed. She must be late 40s I'd say but cracking figure and nice soft enhanced tits, c cup I'd say. She was happy for me to openly play with her tits and pussy and even let me massage her for a bit and some gentle fingering. Bit of Btb and then she milked me like a goodun, absolute volcano.

3rd time in Dec 2023  same rates as previous,  same great massage good and firm plenty of swipes. I had started to build up a bit of a rapport, she's from Chester and travels down to Coventry every week. She's actually really nice to be fair. The aftermath was fun, she wanked me off for a bit then oiled herself up and did some b2b on my front and that made me blow my load, she gave me some light kisses on the lips to, no tongues. Bit more massage after that as I was slightly embarrassed that I'd came but she was cool with it. And on my merry way on the hour.

I've been back once more but Coco was sick so saw shophie which inwill review separately if I'm allowed to within the rules, as mentioned above if someone can let me know!

Cheers BB

https://thaimintreading.co.uk/

I've been looking to try this place out for a couple of weeks but not been able to get a suitable appointment, however I called up and spoke with the lady (good english) and was able to get in today.

Walked in and she was behind the desk expecting me.  A short (5'0) smiling woman in her late 30s (maybe) named Mary shows me along a corridor to the room and confirm an hour booking - £50 (cash as the payment machine isn't working).  She's nice and friendly, offers me some water and asks me to undress and get on the table. 

She starts with cleaning the soles of my feet with a warm towel and then proceeds to climb on the table and start massaging my back, applying good pressure as a proper masseuse would.   

She's very chatty and giggly and sounds up beat, explains that the shop hasn't been open here long but is part of a chain in London - it sounds like she runs this one and is quite busy.  This place has 3 rooms, her main girl (Sushie) is on holiday at the moment but "does everything" and fixes any aches and pains so she recommended I come back to see her in a few weeks time.

Long story short, I enjoyed a really good relaxing all over massage with specific focus on some areas of discomfort, it wasn't rushed at all and even went 10 mins over.  There was no flirting or cc swipes so I didn't pursue any further services, and none were suggested.  At the end she cleaned off the excess oil from my body with a warm towel and did come stand between my legs and ask a few times "is everything ok sir?" -  but I was too chilled out to consider whether this was suggesting more was on offer.

I left happy with the experience and may go back to see whether things get more adventurous with Sushie (apparently in her mid 40s).     

1 hour in call, early March

https://www.babylongirls.co.uk/escorts/ananda/

I paid £225 (£250/hour -10% Babylon weekend discount), she’s increased to £300

The instructions provided by Babylon weren’t clear on what flat number she was and the doorbuzzer didn’t have numbers on it. Rang and messaged Babylon who didn’t answer so I was hanging around outside like an idiot for 5-10 mins. She eventually called out the window and buzzed me up - not a good start

Classic hiding behind the door trick and ushered me into a small flat and through into an even smaller bedroom. I finally got to get a good look at her and was disappointed, doesn’t look much like the photos or the selfies and is a size bigger I’d say. Floppy natural tits and v wide hips. Wasn’t excited but was thinking with my dick so stuck around

Quick shower in even smaller bathroom and came back into bedroom. Light kissing and she immediately started aggressively jerking my dick and sort of kissing it and whispering things in Portuguese

Sucked it fairly aggressively for 5 mins or so and then quickly grabbed a condom, strapped me up and started jamming herself in the throat with my cock. Quite strange

I wasn’t really enjoying but sort of letting her go through the motions. She flopped onto the bed and ushered me over and wanted me to fuck her hard - I obliged but didn’t enjoy. Her fanny didn’t smell that bad but didn’t smell super clean and she had light shaving stubble - went on for 10-15 mins and then I flipped her over and just pumped as hard  as I could for a couple of minutes straight until I came. She made a lot of noise and wanted to kiss after but I was hit with a wave of regret and post cum clarity made me realise I needed to leave

Quick shower and change. Brief chat, she claims to be Lebanese - Brazilian and born in New York - tbh I couldn’t care less at this point so made my excuses and left

Negative because the photos are heavily photoshopped, I didn’t find her attractive, the action itself was strange and not very enjoyable, and the smelly/stubbly fanny and she’s a rip off for £300

Recently found myself not too far from the (in)famous HOD, so thought I'd give it a go, my first visit there.

A bit of back and forth with them on WhatsApp about availability for the times I could do.  I'd hoped to see Gabriela, but she was fully booked.  Viva was available and the services looked good, so I booked for 30 mins.

https://www.houseofdivine.com/london-escorts/viva/

Location was easy to find, though I had to wait a minute or two for a reply at the door.  All fine and pretty discrete, as I was visiting the downstairs flat.

Welcomed in (behind the door) by Viva, who was tall, especially in heels.  She was wearing lingerie and stockings, standard kind of get up - nice.  Looks-wise, she's a GND type, or more MILF-ND.  I'd say size 10-12.  Age on the website seems accurate enough.  She reminded me of the wife of a mate - so that was a nice cheeky bonus!

Into the room (all fit for purpose), we got into some DFK before she offered a shower, which I took.  Bathroom and shower all decent.

Back in the room, we sorted paperwork - £80 for 30 mins.  I was unsure about CIM at this point, so had the extra on me just in case.

Back into DFK. then she peeled the towel off and got onto her knees for some good OWO.  Not the deepest, but good technique with lots of eye contact and with a fair bit of face fucking (again, not deep).  Onto the bed for more OWO, groping and DFK and I was getting very turned on, wanting to get inside her.  She popped on a 'dom with her mouth and climbed aboard.  Nice and tight, and she went for it, fully pushing down on my cock.

We then swapped to doggy with me standing and her on the bed.  This was really deep and we were both getting really into it.  I was getting close, so changed position to some deepstick mish, with her legs over my shoulders.  She seemed to be having a good time as I was pounding away pretty much as hard as I could.

I asked about a facial, which she wasn't up for, so back to some really intense pounding which led to a very satisfying finish in the bag.  It was all quite full on - lovely!

Afterwards, more compliments from her (apparently I'm an animal in the sack - hahah) before I hopped back in the shower for a freshen up. A quick chat as I was get dressed and a snog before leaving, on the half hour mark.

I had a thoroughly good time.  I might not head back for Viva, but I'd definitely recommend her for your MILF vibes!

https://www.adultwork.com/7248774

Duration 30min at £70

Comms excellent all by SMS text message.

Venue flat above shops in Town.

About the meeting - Plan A let me down at the last moment so Plan B was 'Play with My Tits' so a quick text to confirm she was free and took a drive over to Stevenage.
Am never sure what to expect with Brazilian girls, usually they are very attractive but experience has shown that the service can vary greatly. This girl has a good review on here so thought I would take a chance. She was attractive and a little bit chunky but by no means overweight, her tits were the star attraction. Her English is not brilliant but I wasn't really there for conversation.
Usual hide behind the door routine but when I got inside was greeted with a full on kiss - yes a good start.
Taken into the bedroom and confirmed I wanted just 30min and she was fine with that, she does not do anal despite what it says on her profile. She left the room to stash the dosh then cam back and we had more kissing and cuddles, to be honest she was the best kisser I have had for a long time. I went down on her which she enjoyed and then it was my turn, she gave me a good oral session with condom on she gave good attention to balls and lubed her finger up and inserted it up me bum. She asked me to f**k her next so got on top in mish and I lasted for about 10 mins before cumming in the bag.

Would I return? - yes she was nice, pleasant and smiley and made sure I was ok, I left feeling good so its a positive from me.

https://jasmine-massage.co.uk/

So recently I popped up to Ringwood Jasmine for a massage.
Now I know its expensive, but I'd contacted one of SP, that I have her number for directly. She said she was working there, using the name Lucky.
Arrived at the time we'd agreed, was shown to the room.
Lucky, her cheerful sexy self, slim and a small thai build!
As others have said, not one of your middle aged, with a belly type, as is so often found in the shops!

A lovely massage while facedown, nice medium pressure, while chatting, but not too much talking.
Upon turn over, she asked if I'd like body to body, laughing that its expensive at this shop!
She went to wash her hands, came back in, and stripped off, revealing her cute body, plenty of access allowed to her boobs and pussy, but no oral either way.
She wasn't in a rush to make me cum, which was nice, but a good technique had the desired results.

£50 for the hours massage. I know they normally ask for £100 for B2B here, but as £60  is more the normal rate elsewhere, compromised at £80.

https://northernbelles.co.uk/escort-sexy-yorkshire-girl-Ava.htm

Comms - Rang and made a booking through the agency.

Location - Well reviewed in the Wicker area of Sheffield.

Cost - £130 for 1hr incall. I believe prices have now risen.

Lady - Polish but speaks excellent English with a local accent. Pics on website obviously don't give anything away but as a guide they are accurate.

Meeting - Took place early in the New Year. Called the agency twice to inform them I had arrived but no answer, they did ring back after a few mins so no bother. Greeted by Ava with the behind the door trick. She was wearing lingerie with stockings. I told her I had heard great things about her deepthroat and she casually asked is it that good, I can now confirm it is. After lots of sloppy OWO deepthroat in numerous positions on with condom and cowgirl to finish.

https://www.adultwork.com/MissLouisex

£130 for 30 mins although her rates may have risen.
Messaged the afternoon before for a 8AM meet at an well known chain hotel in Eastleigh.  Was after an Kissing, OWO and CIM meet which she agreed to.  All very easy to arrange once we had texted back and forth to work out a time that worked

Arrived at the hotel and sat down in the spacious lobby, messaged I was there and was given the room

On opening the door I wa greeted by this very pretty blonde haired lady.  Nicely made up with thick glossy neutral lipstick.  Just how I like it with probably filled lips. Age on the profile close enough and the pictures pretty accurate.  No complaints from me.

Being an early meet, I was freshly washed and we got down to some deep kissing with lots of tounge and wetnes.  Nice

Soon she had me out of my boxers and was taking all my cock with plenty of eye contact.  I had to ask her to stop so I did not cum too soon. And we kissed and fondled some more. 

She said should we put a condom on and fuck so I reminded her of my CIM request.  No problems so she got busy again and before long I shot my load.    No attempt to dogde and she took the lot and stayed on me until the last drop.  As per her profile she swallowed the lot too.

Mission complete we kissed a bit more and gently wound down with a bit of chat before I made my way on time.

Perfect 1/2hr oral / CIM session.  Will repeat maybe with sex...

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/massage/walsall-ws6/july-oriental-massage-great-wyrley-/327010790
Visited this establishment this afternoon. Comms good fired off an enquiry text at 1 pm for a 3pm appointment. Conformation back with location details within a couple of minutes. Booked 1 hr at £40.
They are based on the main A34 as you come out of Great Wyrley towards Bloxwich. Front door is not very discreet so use the rear door where there is a bell. Car parking at the rear so no issues.
Two ladies working, both slim, Chinese and I guess in their 40's. Apologies but I didn't catch either of their names.
Shown into one of the two rooms. Fit for purpose table and room but walls are quite thin so you can hear next door's conversations.
Asked for sensual massage which was delivered well but more a medium than soft sensual. Used hot stones on back and arms.
Just before turn over, on the half hour, was asked the usual question and agreed B2B for £40. Lady stripped of to reveal smallish tits, probably no more than a B with dark bullet nipples. B2B was delivered on my front only but allowed access to a trimmed hairy bush but only allowed to rub her clit. No fingers inside allowed. Muched on her nipples and then a nice oily HJ to finish. Cleaned up well and a head massage to finish. Helped to dress. However this is only a neutral rather than a weak positive as I was in and out inside 50 minutes.
Unlikely I'd return due to the short time B2B and out of the door in less than the hour.

Saw Luna last week - she was advertising under this profile on VS

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/birmingham-b1/brunette-anna---back-in-town-hot----100--real/326604887

This is a shared profile which has since been taken down. The first appearance of the profile on the forum is discussed in this review:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=400951.0

When I saw Luna the name on the ad had changed to hers and the photos were those contained in the above review (girl in the Brazil shirt).

Comms via WhatsApp - profile picture was that of Luna at the time but has since changed back to the original Anna.

Arranged 15min meet for £50 with ease. Location was an apartment block near the Arcadian and presumably the one Anna was staying in. FK, OWO etc all extras - did not partake.

Arrived at the venue and given address. Luna opened the door in tight mesh dress - def the girl in the photos but not as dolled up and therefore (unfortunately) not as hot looking.

Apartment was clean, paid the fee and stripped off. She's slim with nice pert norks (maybe c cup?) which weren't as large as I was expecting from the photos.

Neck kissing for a few seconds then an attempt to put the rubber on before I was fully ready. Decent OW for about five minutes although not memorable. She climbed on for CG but didn't stay on for long, guiding me into doggy/prone with a bit of back arching and pushback. Ended up finishing in mish. Quick clean up and out the door bang on 15mins after a flash of a beautiful smile.

She's pretty and welcoming but her heart clearly isn't in to it. Giving her a neutral - YMMV, particularly if you're paying for longer but personally I wouldn't risk it - although I'd be surprised if we see her again.

On reflection, I should have gone to see Linda...

https://www.adultwork.com/4044377 or
https://www.adultwork.com/sexyyy%5Flaura

Date: Within the last year.

Location: Nice and clean flat in Marylebone.

Cost: £190 for 1h.

Services: DFK, OWO, penetration.

Communication: Via text, prompt responses.

The girl: Gorgeous. She looks better than the photos on her profile. Her aspect and hygiene were impeccable every time.

The meeting: She ran the meetings at my suggestion, pretty vanilla. Laura knows exactly what to do and when.
The flat has some strategically placed mirrors which let you enjoy the action, she has some moves to pose in the mirror, super hot.

Conclusion: Would I return? Yes. She is phenomenal.

Tried to make an appointment via phone call, which wasn't answered. Almost straight away I got a text back saying " My address is such and such, what time would you like?"
I asked for 11am the next day, she said ok see you tomorrow. A couple of hours later she asked if I could make it 12 noon. I said yes.

I arrived a few minutes early and went upstairs, knocked on the door, no reply, knocked again, I could hear music or something coming from inside, then I heard someone coming up the stairs, it was her.
She didn't smile, said hello and let me in. The room was cold and I wasn't keen to take my kit off in that environment, she had brought a heater with her and plugged it in.

I asked how much clothing she wanted me to remove, she said it's up to you, I stripped down to my underwear and laid face down on the table. She didn't talk much while she placed my limbs where she wanted
them. Then the massage began, she firmly kneaded my legs and lower back and then stood up on the table and walked all over me, I felt well and truly squished! After about ten minutes she gave me a choice of massage oils, I went for the odourless  one and she gave my back, shoulders, arms and legs a more relaxing massage.

Then it started to get more interesting, she pulled at my pants and asked if she could remove them, I said yes. This allowed her to continue and rub my buttocks as well. After a short time she gestured towards my penis and asked if I wanted that massaging saying it would be £30, I said I didn't have enough cash, she said I could pay by card, I thought what the hell. I was told to turn over and she used some baby oil on my meat and two veg, quite gentle and with a good technique. It didn't take long to thicken up, I tried a bit of dirty talking and thanked her for milking me. It wasn't long before my sap was over flowing and she kindly cleaned me up.

I'm gonna give this a positive review but it was close to being a neutral, and the reasons, her website says £30 for a 30 minute massage, she wanted £35. Hand job was £30, I read other people getting it for £20. Then she charged me an extra £1 for the card transaction. She was a bit of a misery guts, I tried to make conversation but she wasn't having any of it.

The up side was, good massage and hand relief and I got a complimentary bottle of water and 3 sucky sweets (for being a good boy)

Oh and one important thing to remember, you have to walk into a shop/reception area and walk up 2 flights of stairs to the right, so don't make eye contact with other people or you're going to look sheepish.

This was very recent

hhttps://www.adultwork.com/7030299 or https://www.adultwork.com/kinkysubbunny

Comms - AW email then moved to texting - all very rapid and clear - very professional

Price - £375 1.5hr

Location - My central hotel

Services - DFK, OWO, CIM+swallow, many positions

Verdict - Positive - very solid BBW punt

Still not moving past my appetite for punting with 'normal looking' SPs I decided to try kinkysubbunny / Lyra while on a recent trip to London. Messaged via AW email and got a rapid response that my location and timeframe were acceptable so booked myself in. Exchanged numbers and moved to texts.

She arrived at my hotel bang on time and immediate impressions were positive. She's definitely a BBW - and that's clear from her photos - with big breasts and a big ass to match. Profile states she's American, and she says she was born there, but speaks with a very english accent. Suggested age of 24 is about right. Personally I think she has a very pretty face, but you can see for yourself on her photos. Had a quick bit of a chat to get to know each other (my preference) and understand the punt ahead - I get the impression she's actually a very kinky girl, but I'm only interested in very vanilla services.

So, quickly into DFK which was maintained throughout - very deep and sensual - really got me going. Both strip off and I have a really good play and suck on her huge breasts - very sensitive and making all the right noises. She pops down and begins OWO which was very good - there's definitely something about bigger girls being better at oral - certainly in my experience. This goes on for some time and I ask if it's ok to CIM which she giggles and says is fine - I shortly thereafter unload everything I've got, and she swallows the lot and keeps going until the old boy is totally drained and completely clean. Other providers really should learn how to do this properly, and not shoot to the bathroom after the first drip comes out.

We chat in the interim about all sorts - can't remember too much, but the conversation went really easily and flowed like we were old friends - nice effort by her here, given she's a lot younger than me. I roll over and she gives me a reasonably ok massage - using her breasts to good effect. Get's me hard again quickly and back for some OWO which was again fantastic. On with the condom and we enjoy the usual set of positions - started in mish, switched up to CG before finally into doggy where I filled the bag - she really seemed to enjoy doggy and could take a solid pounding in his position with her fantastic bum on show.

Cleaned up and had a little more chat before it was time - no concerns on clock watching coming from her, but we didn't run over.

So overall a great service - she's clearly a BBW so don't expect anything less. I don't typically go for bigger women, but glad I did on this occasion.

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I vowed I would never return to this place after my visit last year, however after reading a couple of positive reviews about Lilly I decided to give them another go... hmmm

When....  2 visits, both in April

Comms... Very good, texted the day before & received a text straight back with an appointment for 10.30 am with Lilly, who I'd specifically asked for.

Parking.... Easy tons of spaces outside on the main road

The shop is now 3 doors down from where it was last year.

1st visit..

I arrived & parked 15 minutes early, texted to say I'd arrived but didn't receive a 'come in' reply till 10.30 on the dot.
Was met at the door by Lilly, who'd obviously just arrived herself...
Lilly is a very small attractive Chinese girl, 28 years old (she said) very smiley and chatty.

I was shown to a small warm massage room, handed over £45 for one hour & while she went off with the readies I stripped and got on the very comfortable table.
Lilly came back a couple of minutes later & took off her coat, revealing a very short massage outfit & bare legs... very nice.
She asked what type of massage I would like & I asked for soft & sensual, however after a couple of minutes I had to ask for a bit more pressure as I could hardly feel it.
She asked me if I'd been before & I explained I'd seen Kiki last year & told her about the debacle in the cupboard,etc, etc... which we had a laugh about.
I spent the whole face down mode waiting for her to squat over my head with thighs brushing my ears (as reported on here) unfortunately it never happened.
At about 30 minutes the swipes started & a few ball scratches, she wiped me down & asked me to turn over...
On the flip she immediately grabs the little chap & asks would I like extras, I ask her what's on offer & it's HJ £20, B2B £40 and B2B with OW £60.... she also said you want more you pay more... which suggests FS may be on offer, I didn't ask.
I opted for the £60 service....
Lilly went off in the corner to strip and came back with her knickers still on, which I immediately tried to remove... no says she, I'm on my period... to which she pulled down the front of her panties to show me the offending article, I think she could tell by my face I was gutted.
I have to say she has a gorgeous pair of tits, which she obviously likes to show off & takes great delight in shoving them in your face to suck her nipples.
So she then covers the little chap with a bag and starts a fairly average BJ.... while I stroked her pert little arse.
She removes the bag & starts a HJ, which again wasn't the best (in my opinion)  I asked her about the B2B & she said come next week, you have everything, and you can massage me (I'd already asked at the beginning about massaging her).
The HJ just wasn't doing it for me & I ended up finishing myself off with her lovely tits in my face.
She cleaned me up & said again if I come back next week we'll have a good time, you massage me, kiss pussy, whatever you want.

I really enjoyed her company to be honest, lots of banter & flirting, which I like... lots of little kisses & hugs.. but I was a little pissed off that
I'd paid 105 quid for basically a average massage & a topless wank, which I had to do myself.... but I kept thinking about what was on offer next week so kept my gob shut.
On the way out I used the bathroom & when I came out I was met by Kiki and Lilly, Lilly had obviously spoken to Kiki about my previous visit & she asked me when it was, etc... I told her it was in the old shop & I was led to a cupboard while she brought in another punter, which she totally denied... she said come back you ask for me I give you good time, I said actually I've booked Lilly again for next week, maybe another time, which I have no intention of ever seeing her again.
I was shown to a side door to exit, which is an improvement on the old shop, no bumping into punters.

This review would have scraped a neutral I think if it had been a one off, however due to been slightly ripped off this visit & a complete disaster next visit it's a negative.

2nd vist to follow

I remembered putting Zonya on my hot list after Charlie (A Sultan who indulges his harem up north) gave a positive review. www.adultwork.com/6957228 and she finally turned up with Julie.

Communications are bad. I tried for 3 days and on third day I sent many texts and calls with a response at last. Once we engaged we sorted time and venue. It is the usual north Watford Thai rotation house. She is here with Julie thai though the reviews suggest Zonya is the woman to go for.

She is a lovely woman with a hot body, 5ft 6in, 34C false boobs, size 8-10 and lovely butt. We clicked and i got lots of kisses. Her OWO is wonderful, bit like a vacuum cleaner half up the shaft and spinning tongue. RO was excellent and her pussy was good. She likes to put condom on via mouth and reverse cowgirl followed by other positions. My mojo was back for this one and i lasted a bit longer. There was time left and she gave me a firm massage with a towel on my back and ignored her phone alarm going. 30 minutes for £80. Best Thai i have encountered in Watford so far. Hopes she comes to Hatfield one day. Here for another week i think.

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So met Lucy not so long ago. Comms were not at their best but we got there eventually. I think shes a bit wary of new punters hence her hesitancy. An hour was booked and paid for £180. She looked good, quite a lot of make up, nicely applied, botoxed lips, Boobs are amazing and feel natural but they arent. She has an amazing figure with a flat stomach, great arse and has an all over tan. Some tats on her side, however she looked great. Attractive lady.

We stripped off and into some very light lip kissing and gradually FK which was light tbh, certainly not DFK. It was ok.
Enjoyed a lot of OWO, both ways. Lovely pussy, allowed some fingering. On with mac and cowgirl and doggy. After which we had a chat and more cuddling and kissing. All very GFE which is good for me.

Would I see her again  YES. I had a great time and I think now it should only get better if I meet her again and I would hope to

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£70/30mins

In the spirit of my all time favourite film Withnail and I, I’m afraid I went punting by mistake.

For some reason I got it into my head that Amelia from Amour was actually Lydia West (check out the photos before you judge) and knowing some girls also make themselves available for agencies on certain days I thought I’d book for half an hour. Venue handy for my bus route but is not discreet at all. You have to walk through a closed square of front doors/windows to reach hers. There is a side gate onto the main road which I think she should be telling people to use personally. Lady was friendly enough, but a concoction of my shock and dismay when I realised my mistake (didn’t have the heart to turn and walk) combined with a slightly grotty flat (no shower, no carpets just bare floorboards) and a dog barking in the adjacent room all made for a disappointing visit. BJ was decent and that’s all I was there for. And I think she mentioned this was her new place so maybe she just hasn’t got round to decorating/plumbing just yet.

The gumtree advert seems to have disappeared since I went, however the shops there and a quick google will get you the phone number

Venue: looks a bit grim outside, busy road but apparently there is a back way in (didn’t look for one).  Inside it’s clean, I had a 5 minute wait in the reception which was stocked with snacks and drinks which was nice.  There’s a pair of rubber handcuffs on the table which gave me a bit of an indication that more than a straightforward massage would be available.

The event: after some apologising for the wait, I was led to an incredibly warm massage room complete with table.  I stripped off sharpish given how hot it was, and jumped on the table.  The masseuse was probably 40ish, but nice looking - bit of podge around the middle but still attractive, wearing a reasonably professional looking black dress.  There was another woman floating around, but she must of been a lot older - didn’t fancy her.

I’d rate the massage a 7/10 - not the best I’ve had, typical Chinese style in that it was firm but quite fast movements.  Lots of ass groping and swiping, and a nice full slap at one point which I was surprised to enjoy. 

About 20 mins in we started talking about extras - opted for a body to body for £20 if we cut the hour l had booked down to 30 mins, which I was fine with (so all in cost was £60).

Dress came off, and she did the standard sliding up and down, came in for a couple of pecks on the lips, then sat back and finished me off in good time, lots of attention to balls and bum which was a nice touch.

Overall: positive, would return - only downside is front road is a busy one, and make sure you get the younger of the 2 women there!