Stupidest thing you ever did?

[Mij]

Mine was booking an escort in Manchester once...she turned up over an hour late at my hotel, then said she needed some cash for the taxi so could she have the money now to pay him....being naive I handed her over the envelope with her cash in it and she went off to pay him...

...yeah...she never came back! Phone turned off. Bitch!   

Sadly was in the days before AW and UKP else would have left suitably bad fb...

Ah well..live and learn...

[londonmaxxy]

Mine was not walking from several punts. You learn later that this is the best option.. but when the blood is pumping & you've gone through that door it's hard. so to speak.

[cockneybstrd]

Almost catching E.A.S about four years ago. It was a close call. Realised I was getting into them as a person. So stopped booking them.

Stupid fucker.. (Me that is)

[geek_lover]

Punting when drunk.... seriously drunk...... in Hong Kong.  Let a WG sit on me BB as too pissed to even notice!  Never again.  Punting when plastered is dangerous!

[Happyjose]

Discussing my punting life with a once trusted friend. He split up with his long-term partner. She kept in touch, he got the wrong idea and sent me a late night drunken message threatening to out me. Keep this to myself now.....

Well, not counting the 16,278 members on here of course

[RedKettle]

Many years ago (when young and naive) my first WG who was then a regular asked if I would pay for several visits in advance as she was short of cash for Christmas.  In an amazing coincidence she then decided to retire!

That however was not the stupidest thing I did.  Several years on when I should have known better another girl, again a regular, asked me the same thing.  I initially declined but then the deal became so good - I gave her £200 in return for 5 punts, so effectively £40 a go.  Always after a bargain I went for it which was really stupid.  I did however get the 5 punts but it took forever because she was always cancelling me in favour of full paying punters.  Once I had used my 5 punts I stopped seeing her as I was pissed off. 

[Steptoe]

I wonder how many will reply saying "getting married" ?

Guilty

Have also been guilty of providing significant £funds to a WG/ WG business when they hit hard times - but perhaps strangely I have no regrets about that.

Steptoe

[nigel4498]

Taking up such an expensive hobby as punting.

[YouOnlyLiveOnce]

Many years ago (when young and naive) my first WG who was then a regular asked if I would pay for several visits in advance as she was short of cash for Christmas.  In an amazing coincidence she then decided to retire!

That however was not the stupidest thing I did.  Several years on when I should have known better another girl, again a regular, asked me the same thing.  I initially declined but then the deal became so good - I gave her £200 in return for 5 punts, so effectively £40 a go.  Always after a bargain I went for it which was really stupid.  I did however get the 5 punts but it took forever because she was always cancelling me in favour of full paying punters.  Once I had used my 5 punts I stopped seeing her as I was pissed off.

Ouch.  I had a similar experience.  I helped a former regular pay the deposit on her apartment, and was promised 30 bookings for £1000.  Then I helped her out again when she fell ill, with another £300 (and another 3 bookings promised).

Strangely she wouldn't see me after that.  I got 4 of my 33 bookings.  The original deal (30 for the price of 10) would have worked out at £33.33 per hour.  Instead I ended up getting 4 for the price of 13, at £325 per hour.

[bigjim]

Reading these shaking my head  thinking yep beed there 

but we live and learn

Bjim

[mh]

Ouch.  I had a similar experience.  I helped a former regular pay the deposit on her apartment, and was promised 30 bookings for £1000.  Then I helped her out again when she fell ill, with another £300 (and another 3 bookings promised).

Strangely she wouldn't see me after that.  I got 4 of my 33 bookings.  The original deal (30 for the price of 10) would have worked out at £33.33 per hour.  Instead I ended up getting 4 for the price of 13, at £325 per hour.

So you had paid £1000 and had at most 4 out of 30 promised bookings before you gave her another £300?
 

[YouOnlyLiveOnce]

So you had paid £1000 and had at most 4 out of 30 promised bookings before you gave her another £300?
 

At the time, she needed it.  Her illness might have been cancer,  that's what she was being tested for before she broke off contact with me (then turned nasty when I kept trying to find out what the fuck was going on).  I eventually decided that I didn't have the stomach to pursue a single mother who might have been terminally ill.

But a year later, she's still around. I might have to reconsider that decision.

[Horizontal pleasures]

joined ukpunting, a big risk.
It is addictive.

[NIK]

Where do I begin? 

[arthur]

At the time, she needed it.  Her illness might have been cancer,  that's what she was being tested for before she broke off contact with me (then turned nasty when I kept trying to find out what the fuck was going on).  I eventually decided that I didn't have the stomach to pursue a single mother who might have been terminally ill.

But a year later, she's still around. I might have to reconsider that decision.

This has got to have been a scam, surely this forum is the best place to warn punters about a WG that is as ruthless and money oriented as that, I wouldn't go near her if shes a scammer and it would cost her more than 1300 in the long run

[Corus Boy]

Second biggest mistake was marrying my first wife!

Biggest mistake?  Marrying my second wife

[flatolive]

Mine was not walking from several punts. You learn later that this is the best option.. but when the blood is pumping & you've gone through that door it's hard. so to speak.

Same here, walking would be mine too. Sometimes halfway through when you know its not getting any better.

[Boundless]

Second biggest mistake was marrying my first wife!

Biggest mistake?  Marrying my second wife

There's an old expression "A man who marries again doesn't deserve to lose his first wife"

My Mum told me that, God bless her.

[Boundless]

Same here, walking would be mine too. Sometimes halfway through when you know its not getting any better.

Absolutely.

Worst punt I ever had and should have walked most definitely. Drove 85 miles each way, the house was dilapidated, her room was a fucking tip, the bathroom was a fucking health hazard. I paid her, she tells me she's on so it's only a HJ, eventually get her tits out, had a job even getting hard. She gave me an amateurish HJ while she went on and on about how she didn't have to do this and was gonna start her own business and had sugar daddies queueing round the block to throw money at the stupid bitch. At least I came on her tits!

Why oh why oh why I didn't walk god only knows.

It's brought it all back to me now, so I'm gonna name and shame the cow!
Bella Nightshade  - I'd rather have Deadly Nightshade!

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[Mij]

Absolutely.

Worst punt I ever had and should have walked most definitely. Drove 85 miles each way, the house was dilapidated, her room was a fucking tip, the bathroom was a fucking health hazard. I paid her, she tells me she's on so it's only a HJ, eventually get her tits out, had a job even getting hard. She gave me an amateurish HJ while she went on and on about how she didn't have to do this and was gonna start her own business and had sugar daddies queueing round the block to throw money at the stupid bitch. At least I came on her tits!

Why oh why oh why I didn't walk god only knows.

It's brought it all back to me now, so I'm gonna name and shame the cow!
Bella Nightshade  - I'd rather have Deadly Nightshade!

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Bloody hell! Sounds a nightmare......even if she was on you would have thought a BJ would have at least been on offer.....170 miles for an assisted wank! :-(

[Mij]

Almost catching E.A.S about four years ago. It was a close call. Realised I was getting into them as a person. So stopped booking them.

Stupid fucker.. (Me that is)

Yeah..been there too! Think I still might have a mild case of it as well :-(

[Horizontal pleasures]

Absolutely.

Worst punt I ever had and should have walked most definitely. Drove 85 miles each way, the house was dilapidated, her room was a fucking tip, the bathroom was a fucking health hazard. I paid her, she tells me she's on so it's only a HJ, eventually get her tits out, had a job even getting hard. She gave me an amateurish HJ while she went on and on about how she didn't have to do this and was gonna start her own business and had sugar daddies queueing round the block to throw money at the stupid bitch. At least I came on her tits!

Why oh why oh why I didn't walk god only knows.

It's brought it all back to me now, so I'm gonna name and shame the cow!
Bella Nightshade  - I'd rather have Deadly Nightshade!

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amazing story as from my perspective 40 or 50 years ago I would have gone to see her, she looks rather beautiful in a conventional sort of way. Sorry about your bad experience.

[Boundless]

amazing story as from my perspective 40 or 50 years ago I would have gone to see her, she looks rather beautiful in a conventional sort of way. Sorry about your bad experience.

Exactly, that's what attracted me.
Once I'd seen the profile it just grew on me and I had to see her, that'll teach me!
As I say, I only saw the tits in the flesh though.

Have posted a similar review on the thread about her.

[Mij]

Taking up such an expensive hobby as punting.

Yeah Nigel   def +1 for THAT one!  :-(

It IS good fun though (most of the time) :-)

[ianp1976]

In my very early days of punting.  Walking around the red light area of Brum, followed a girl down a back alley where she promptly took my money and scarpered, after I got my cock out, on the pretence there were police around.  However I spent about an hour tracking her down and confronted her and her massive pimp.  Stood there in one of the roughest areas of Brum demanding my money back, the girl tried telling me to fuck off etc but I think the pimp was a bit impressed that I stood my ground after his initial attempt to intimidate me....didn't get my money back though.

On reflection, not sure how I would have explained my injuries had things gone bad with the pimp.

[willbred]

In my very early days of punting.  Walking around the red light area of Brum, followed a girl down a back alley where she promptly took my money and scarpered, after I got my cock out, on the pretence there were police around.  However I spent about an hour tracking her down and confronted her and her massive pimp.  Stood there in one of the roughest areas of Brum demanding my money back, the girl tried telling me to fuck off etc but I think the pimp was a bit impressed that I stood my ground after his initial attempt to intimidate me....didn't get my money back though.

On reflection, not sure how I would have explained my injuries had things gone bad with the pimp.

Fair play to you, amazing how adrenaline makes Clark Kent become Superman. Eight lives left, then??

[JV547845]

amazing story as from my perspective 40 or 50 years ago I would have gone to see her, she looks rather beautiful in a conventional sort of way. Sorry about your bad experience.

Yeah I went forewarned by the others' reviews with low expectations and thought she was alright.  She has dark hair unlike those photos though.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Over in Paris many many years ago there were these great looking girls in this bar who needed someone to buy them a "drink" at a seemingly high price. I kept asking this one i was with when could we go to a room but she wasn't going to do that so i decided to go. The bill came and it was a small fortune really was, the drinks weren't that bad but the "service" charge was astronomical. I managed to convince them I had no more cash on me as I'd stuffed it down my pants
almost up me butt. Looked as if I was going to be done over by some heavies but managed to leg it and get away. I Think they were called "clip" joints.

Still after a while several streets away i was approached by a really good looking girl and we negotiated a price. Bitch she wanted the money first and then stuffed the money in her handbag and started to run off so I legged it after her and managed to get her bag off her and whilst she screamed blue murder a got my money and then i found a bloody small Handgun in the bag! didn't know to carry running with the bag or chuck it away!.

In the end I lobbed the bag onto a passing flat bed lorry so she who was still keeping up with me, swearing at the top of her voice  must have been all that row she made!, and went off after the lorry. Poor blokes in that must have wondered what the hell was going on!.

Never did get a legover returned to Blighty older and less rich and somewhat chastised in the way ofd dubious French wimmen!.

[Metal Geek]

Bit of an attitude reading between the lines in her profile too, and not too sharp either £30 for half an hour, £70 for an hour - ok then I'll just book 2 half hours back to back.

[InstaPunt]

Having visited Safe website, after seeing it linked on here. I was shocked how lowly escorts think of even regular punters. Thing is Saafe members are obviously not pimped out trafficked girls who have a reason to hate etc, most write in good English and seem in control of their own fortunes. Yet a scroll through the comments shows that "nice guy regulars" who think they are somehow special are very wrong, the bitch don't give a damn about you as a person apart from when you going to book.

[KayHerts]

Having visited Safe website, after seeing it linked on here. I was shocked how lowly escorts think of even regular punters. Thing is Saafe members are obviously not pimped out trafficked girls who have a reason to hate etc, most write in good English and seem in control of their own fortunes. Yet a scroll through the comments shows that "nice guy regulars" who think they are somehow special are very wrong, the bitch don't give a damn about you as a person apart from when you going to book.

Every WG is different, just as every punter is different. We're not all tax-evading, man-hating princesses. I genuinely look forward to seeing my regular clients, both socially and sexually. Don't tar us all with the same brush: it's like me saying any punter who posts here is a misogynist loser (which is clearly not the case).

[Matium]

Saafe members are obviously not pimped out trafficked girls who have a reason to hate etc, most write in good English and seem in control of their own fortunes.

Saafe are not hard-pressed East Europeans, they're English girls who made a conscious decision to become prostitutes.

Saafe is the Sisterhood coven.

[Frenchguy]

I booked a larger girl based on her pictures & looks on AW.  She wasn't massive, just had a bit of meat to her.

But when I opened the door on my hotel room, what stood before me was a girl that was mahooooosive!! Much larger than the photos on her profile. And she was czech, spoke little English and didn't want to do much at all.

Waste of money - never again...

[Steely Dan]

Stupidest thing? Yikes a big pile to look through.  I think it must be using a credit card in a small Geneva lap dance club.  They closed the club and offered me hot sex with 2 girls for a 500 Swiss Franc bottle of Champagne. They tied me up and started with a spanking that left red marks on my butt...ouch. (I asked for that experience it seems).  Sex was BJ from one and touching the other. (It seems they that made that clear) More than normal in a lap dance club, but hardly worth SF500 (whatever that was). Was hurt and ripped off but thinking, close one could have been worse. But part of my was thinking I was the master of the club with 2 girls and the manager doing my bidding for a bit.  I didn't like it but now I know. Not bad for 6AM.

8AM trying to do my work in Geneva was awful.  I really couldn't sit, and was tired and hungover in that way that you WANT your head to explode.  But in meetings with Swiss people.  That day sucked.

I was city boy with a good credit limit.  Good, yes?  No.

Back in UK, £4000 bill. Four thousand pounds. Lots of Champagne it seems. This was when £4K was a lot of money. Credit card company says if I was there and signed once, it is theft not fraud.  I just need to file charges and have them arrested for theft and so on.  Thought about this for a long time. Choose to ignore.  No punting for about a year to break even.  (Took 3 months for the stripes on my arse to be gone anyway).

This was quite some time ago.  But now now matter how drunk, I never use credit card for anything "gray".  Almost never have it with me if going to a casino or lap club or anything that might lead to temptation....

Shit the place is still in business.  it was here
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[Toby]

Having visited Safe website, after seeing it linked on here. I was shocked how lowly escorts think of even regular punters...........the bitch don't give a damn about you as a person apart from when you going to book.

Why should they give a damn about you as a person? They are selling sex, not relationships.

[InstaPunt]

Why should they give a damn about you as a person? They are selling sex, not relationships.

I know I don't expect them to. At most i see a girl  3-4 times if she is really good and then move on. But reading the posts on here I see guys giving girls that they regularly see money to help with life's problems. And I assumed maybe girls might end up respecting regular clients didn't realize that many are just as indifferent to a regular client as they would be to a new one.

[Sparquin]

Second biggest mistake was marrying my first wife!

Biggest mistake?  Marrying my second wife

+ 1 I married the wrong person but so did she.

[Mij]

Back in UK, £4000 bill. Four thousand pounds. Lots of Champagne it seems. This was when £4K was a lot of money. Credit card company says if I was there and signed once, it is theft not fraud.  I just need to file charges and have them arrested for theft and so on. 

Funnily enough, I had a similar experience with credit card fraud. I had visited a quite expensive lapdancing club in London but just had a few drinks with some friends there. Ended up settling the bill on my AMEX card. Was just £200 or so.

2 months later I got a phone call from AMEX. Said that their had been some suspected fraudulent activity on my card, and had I been in this club 2 days ago and spent (wait for it) £12,000 in there? Luckily, I was in the US at the time, and AMEX were suspicious of it as a) I had paid for my flight to the US through them, and b) I was racking up charges to the card in the US on the same day. They just needed confirmation that I was still in the US, as opposed to having to submit reports, file charges, etc which might have been a bit embarrassing as I HAD been in the club previously.

I hope whoever it was got a) shafted for it, and b) good VFM for the 12K! :-) WTF must they have been up to I wonder!?!?

[Horizontal pleasures]

Every WG is different, just as every punter is different. We're not all tax-evading, man-hating princesses. I genuinely look forward to seeing my regular clients, both socially and sexually. Don't tar us all with the same brush: it's like me saying any punter who posts here is a misogynist loser (which is clearly not the case).

maybe not but half the punters on here are probably older than 55 and you will not even meet them to see if you might click and make some more ££ and even realise that you might genuinely look forward to seeing them both socially and sexually. Is that stupid?

[f_angel]

I had a couple of comparable experiences in one of Glasgow's lapdancing clubs a good few years ago. I regularly used my bank card there, and one morning, discovered my bank balance was about 400 quid lighter than I expected. Aparently, while quite drunk, a girl had persuaded me to buy a £400 dance from her, having promised all sorts I imagine but delivered nothing.

I went back the next week to find out what was going on, and it got very interesting with several girls telling her to stay away from me lol

Another time I did actually get to take one of the girls back to my hotel after meeting her outside and without spending daft money.

A few months later at the same bar (don't ask why I kept going back, I spent enough on women the drink was free!) and I discovered they'd actually run an extra few hundred off my card 2 minutes after a legitimate transaction. I found out as the transaction had been stuck as pending on my account for longer than usual and when I asked the bank they told me they were automatically investigating it as it appeared to be for a strange amount and time compared to my other transactions there. I ended up getting the money back.

Lesson learnt though. Don't get hammered in lapdance clubs.

[JV547845]

Could you name the club please?  We give prossies negative reviews all the time on this site, I don't see why rip off lap dancing clubs should get away scot free.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Could you name the club please?  We give prossies negative reviews all the time on this site, I don't see why rip off lap dancing clubs should get away scot free.

did you mean that, 'scot free'? It was in Glasgow!

[PompeyChap]

Booked an hour with a Romanian girl who had a -2 on AW and had her feedback hidden. Paid £80 for the hour and stripped, she agreed to OWO and gave me a 5 second BJ before trying to get a condom on a very flaccid penis. I complained about this and she started shouting and telling me to get changed and leave. I asked for my money back and she refused, so I just sat on the hotel bed and took my phone out. Told her I'd paid for an hour so I was staying for an hour. She started calling her pimp I think and told me he was coming to sort me out, but I imagined it was a bluff as it was a hotel in the centre of town and there were maids in the corridor.

10 minutes later no one appears and she gives me my money back and I leave, sent me a few abusive texts so I dumped the sim card.

Since then I always spend at least an hour checking any WG I might book by googlnig the number or profile. Ignore ANY profile that has feedback hidden and always use a punting phone. I always walk if the girl isn't at least smiling or looks cheerful when she opens the door as I know it'll be a shite punt.

[JV547845]

Oh shit, no I didn't.  I said scot not Scot though, even if the etymology would make a sassenach like me cringe.

[ianp1976]

Fair play to you, amazing how adrenaline makes Clark Kent become Superman. Eight lives left, then??

The naivety of youth. Eight lives, I wish, probably four at max..at least two serious car crashes but that makes me recall another stupidest thing I've done, run into the back of another car whilst cruzing around the red light district (settled that one by taking out a loan without recourse to insurance). (I am not advocating street girls I was young and these stories were a long time ago, we all started somewhere even if we are not proud of it)

[Frampton]

I am sensible nowadays but was an idiot when I was younger. I picked up a street whore and she said we could go to her uncles flat which was nearby. When we got there (middle of an estate in St Pauls, Bristol) I had to stand in a room while she chatted to who I presume was her uncle and sisters/cousins.

She then took me to a room, took the money and said she would be back soon. About 10 minutes went by and I heard the front door open and a mans voice swearing and saying something like "where is he? Have you fucking done it again?"

Shitting myself, I left the room, mumbled and excuse about needing to go and went to leave. The (HUGE!) bloke that had come in looked at me like shit and I brushed past him and got out.

I have never been so scared and never been so sure I was about to be stabbed! After that I stuck to parlours until the likes of Adultwork came along.

First post and I've already revealed my worst punting story.   

[xer0]

At the time, she needed it.  Her illness might have been cancer,  that's what she was being tested for before she broke off contact with me (then turned nasty when I kept trying to find out what the fuck was going on).  I eventually decided that I didn't have the stomach to pursue a single mother who might have been terminally ill.

But a year later, she's still around. I might have to reconsider that decision.

Who was this woman?

[LastManCumings]

Some of the stupidest things that I have done while punting -

a) Waited for over 3 hours in a hotel lobby/bar for a WG to turn up (she kept telling me she was stuck in traffic/having problem with checking-n/problems with the room key/problem with the room itself, but I came to know later on that she was with other clients). Spent about £40 on drinks and snacks.
b) Ignored AW hidden feedback even-though it was a clear red-flag, but something else was making my decisions for me
c) Not walking away from a clear B&S
d) Ignoring my own new girl-first punt 30 min booking rule and going for a 1 hour booking just coz the WG looked 'appealing'

[YouOnlyLiveOnce]

Who was this woman?

Given the seriousness of what she did, if I reveal her name, I'd be wrecking the career of a single mother who might still be battling cancer (and I'm pretty sure she was genuinely ill, even though I still don't know what that illness turned out to be). Despite what she did, I still have a problem with that.

Quite an ethical quagmire I've landed in.  I'm protecting the woman who betrayed me.

But this can't go on indefinitely. Eventually I'll start a thread about it.  Maybe keep it anonymous but get her to read it.

Meanwhile, if anyone has any recent info on a Bristol-based escort who had a suspected ear tumour awhile back, I'd appreciate a PM.

[bigboy69999]

I punted drunk once .. woke up the next day hungover phone gone and wallet ... thanks