Author Topic: The worst escort picture challenge (Read 867318 times)

Zeusthedoc · « **Reply #2100 on:** March 31, 2014, 11:05:17 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on March 31, 2014, 10:51:38 pm

the photo in a wedding dress has gone

still there, just not main profile pic....

rudolph hucker · « **Reply #2101 on:** April 03, 2014, 05:00:57 pm »

Not bad to look at considering what has gone before, just f*ckin' bizarre, like shagging Austin Powers' girlfriend
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punk · « **Reply #2102 on:** April 03, 2014, 05:13:48 pm »

Quote from: rudolph hucker on April 03, 2014, 05:00:57 pm

Not bad to look at considering what has gone before, just f*ckin' bizarre, like shagging Austin Powers' girlfriend
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dont look too bad mind you.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2103 on:** April 05, 2014, 10:28:44 pm »

hold onto your last meal, WHAT does she have in her mouth?

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2104 on:** April 05, 2014, 10:30:28 pm »

look away. Does she need potty training?

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2105 on:** April 05, 2014, 10:43:21 pm »

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one of us is drunk or else I need a drink

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2106 on:** April 05, 2014, 10:48:30 pm »

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I keep on finding them

myothernameis · « **Reply #2107 on:** April 05, 2014, 10:52:43 pm »

Quote from: GrumpyoldGit on March 27, 2014, 09:46:01 pm

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Kinki Linda has popped up again with a new profile

On her profile for here age, she has it as 45 yr old, no way is she 45 yr old, looks more like 55 yr old

Rusty · « **Reply #2108 on:** April 09, 2014, 07:09:02 am »

Quote from: mh on March 13, 2014, 05:25:31 pm

This comes up as "Escort of the week" right now. Clearly there is no voting.

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She says "I have been into kink since I was 18" - yes and now she's at least a size 24.

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Help me guys I think there is something wrong with me !!!!

I actually find her attractive I would be more than happy to book an all nighter

I really am worried I was in Oxford st in London yesterday everytime I saw what would be regarded as an average to ugly girl my eyes were sharking her like it was all that mattered in the world .
There were models and so called hotties everywhere but I did not take any notice of them
Do I have a problem

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2109 on:** April 09, 2014, 09:36:04 am »

Quote from: Rusty on April 09, 2014, 07:09:02 am

Help me guys I think there is something wrong with me !!!!

I actually find her attractive I would be more than happy to book an all nighter

I really am worried I was in Oxford st in London yesterday everytime I saw what would be regarded as an average to ugly girl my eyes were sharking her like it was all that mattered in the world .
There were models and so called hotties everywhere but I did not take any notice of them
Do I have a problem

What a shame she is so far away. Her smile is wonderful and I could snog her for hours before moving to the main course.

Cactus · « **Reply #2110 on:** April 09, 2014, 11:16:04 am »

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HP.... you still coming to Edinburgh shortly?

CatBBW · « **Reply #2111 on:** April 09, 2014, 12:48:23 pm »

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HP.... you still coming to Edinburgh shortly?

How the fuck is she a size 32?? She says she's 29 stone, but *I* am size 32 and I'm 8 stone lighter!! I'd put her more into size 38/40, unless she's wearing very stretchy clothes.

PS: she doesn't offer penetration, so I don't think HP will be interested.

wristjob · « **Reply #2112 on:** April 09, 2014, 02:56:18 pm »

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CatBBW · « **Reply #2113 on:** April 09, 2014, 03:07:09 pm »

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LMAO!! That is most deffo a BAD photo!

grandmaster-ram-rod · « **Reply #2114 on:** April 09, 2014, 03:15:12 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 09, 2014, 09:36:04 am

What a shame she is so far away. Her smile is wonderful and I could snog her for hours before moving to the main course.

she should charge by the pound

jsparky · « **Reply #2115 on:** April 10, 2014, 11:21:40 pm »

Another one for HP..

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JB1969 · « **Reply #2116 on:** April 12, 2014, 09:33:48 am »

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HP.... you still coming to Edinburgh shortly?

WTAF! That pic that says "wanna see more?" NO!!!

JB1969 · « **Reply #2117 on:** April 12, 2014, 09:35:29 am »

Quote from: Catherine The Great on April 09, 2014, 03:07:09 pm

LMAO!! That is most deffo a BAD photo!

With today's simple technology you would think they would edit their own fucking photos, pure laziness.

pleasure · « **Reply #2118 on:** April 12, 2014, 11:34:45 am »

Quote from: JB1969 on April 12, 2014, 09:35:29 am

With today's simple technology you would think they would edit their own fucking photos, pure laziness.

What does editing have to do with it? That's a picture of a fucking towel. No amount of editing is going to make a towel look erotic.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2119 on:** April 12, 2014, 01:03:51 pm »

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Ali Katt · « **Reply #2120 on:** April 12, 2014, 02:34:18 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 12, 2014, 01:03:51 pm

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Totally pointless. She might as well have no pictures.

JB1969 · « **Reply #2121 on:** April 12, 2014, 02:55:54 pm »

Quote from: pleasure on April 12, 2014, 11:34:45 am

What does editing have to do with it? That's a picture of a fucking towel. No amount of editing is going to make a towel look erotic.

Maybe thats her best attribute lol

punk · « **Reply #2122 on:** April 12, 2014, 05:33:00 pm »

Quote from: JB1969 on April 12, 2014, 09:33:48 am

WTAF! That pic that says "wanna see more?" NO!!!

thats a sumo wrestler?

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2123 on:** April 12, 2014, 11:02:50 pm »

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2124 on:** April 12, 2014, 11:08:14 pm »

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Ali Katt · « **Reply #2125 on:** April 12, 2014, 11:23:34 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 12, 2014, 11:02:50 pm

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I've seen worse.

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Those tatts are truly strange.

Rickrabbit · « **Reply #2126 on:** April 14, 2014, 09:02:16 am »

Don't ye all rush at once now..... why would she/her pimp think this is a good look?
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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2127 on:** April 14, 2014, 09:08:01 am »

Does he have a cyst on his lollipop?

myothernameis · « **Reply #2128 on:** April 14, 2014, 09:57:15 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 14, 2014, 09:08:01 am

Does he have a cyst on his lollipop?

wonder if the guy has stuffed something down into the foreskin

JB1969 · « **Reply #2129 on:** April 14, 2014, 10:49:47 am »

Quote from: myothernameis on April 14, 2014, 09:57:15 am

wonder if the guy has stuffed something down into the foreskin

Just goes to show EE girls will suck anything for a fiver

Rickrabbit · « **Reply #2130 on:** April 14, 2014, 02:11:53 pm »

Quote from: JB1969 on April 14, 2014, 10:49:47 am

Just goes to show EE girls will suck anything for a fiver

That might be true, but they wouldn't dream of French kissing a punter and as for DFK....forgedaboudit (you know looking at it again, it could even be a photoshop gone wrong)

Ali Katt · « **Reply #2131 on:** April 14, 2014, 02:22:54 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 14, 2014, 09:08:01 am

Does he have a cyst on his lollipop?

Looks like what I imagine Joseph Merrick's cock would look like.

Zeusthedoc · « **Reply #2132 on:** April 14, 2014, 10:22:53 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 14, 2014, 09:08:01 am

Does he have a cyst on his lollipop?

may have injected something directly into it....

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2133 on:** April 17, 2014, 11:14:24 pm »

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she will have to change the patterns if Scotland votes yes

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2134 on:** April 19, 2014, 11:11:43 pm »

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lollipops not for breakfast time

socks · « **Reply #2135 on:** April 20, 2014, 01:39:59 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 17, 2014, 11:14:24 pm

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she will have to change the patterns if Scotland votes yes

Fuck me, her middle front page picture is laying down the gauntlet innit? "Go on then, come on my fucking tongue if you dare"

socks · « **Reply #2136 on:** April 20, 2014, 01:42:03 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 17, 2014, 11:14:24 pm

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she will have to change the patterns if Scotland votes yes

and glad to see that she's careful enough to avoid a bit of CiM if you can avoid the veiled threat, probably so as not to put the barebackers at risk of anything too nasty?

gorge · « **Reply #2137 on:** April 21, 2014, 08:32:42 am »

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Rochdull lad · « **Reply #2138 on:** April 21, 2014, 08:36:40 am »

And in the first line of her Profile she asks, "Can you handle me?"!!

gorge · « **Reply #2139 on:** April 21, 2014, 08:39:35 am »

She better not swim near Japan..

Rochdull lad · « **Reply #2140 on:** April 21, 2014, 09:33:48 am »

Quote from: gorge on April 21, 2014, 08:39:35 am

She better not swim near Japan..

An early contender for "One-liner of the week"!

gorge · « **Reply #2141 on:** April 22, 2014, 08:03:07 am »

Quote from: Rochdull lad on April 21, 2014, 09:33:48 am

An early contender for "One-liner of the week"!

Some one on here probably has had her - but will anyone admit it?

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2142 on:** April 22, 2014, 02:53:01 pm »

Quote from: gorge on April 22, 2014, 08:03:07 am

Some one on here probably has had her - but will anyone admit it?

I like a challenge and of course I would admit it, but getting away to Norwich would in itself be a challenge I might never achieve, so sorry.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2143 on:** April 23, 2014, 08:07:19 pm »

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a blow-up doll

webpunter · « **Reply #2144 on:** April 23, 2014, 09:22:23 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 23, 2014, 08:07:19 pm

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a blow-up doll

PG scam with a twist - price it low & get plenty of takers. If there was the slightest chance that real & no BB then got to be worth at least 1/2hr. Especially if local

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2145 on:** April 25, 2014, 05:51:33 pm »

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I was uncertain whether to post this here or find a thread about lying about her age. She must be 80.

Rochdull lad · « **Reply #2146 on:** April 25, 2014, 06:27:50 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 25, 2014, 05:51:33 pm

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I was uncertain whether to post this here or find a thread about lying about her age. She must be 80.

At least, Hp!

"British Granny just 4 u ! I still got it", it says on her Profile. I think it would be a kindness to wait until she's recovered from it.

She's even got a Private Gallery, which will cost 2.50 credits

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2147 on:** April 28, 2014, 08:53:00 am »

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that looks painful for both of them and totally not attractive

Johny Stone · « **Reply #2148 on:** April 28, 2014, 11:09:40 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 25, 2014, 05:51:33 pm

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I was uncertain whether to post this here or find a thread about lying about her age. She must be 80.

that profile is gone allready

cockneybstrd · « **Reply #2149 on:** April 28, 2014, 03:25:45 pm »

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not sure if its the eyes or the hello kitty bra that scares me more

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