Fancied a massage and was passing through Ilford and I saw Sakura Massage in Horns Road, Ilford. I’ve never been there before but decided to have a 30 minute session. I walked over, the door was locked but the receptionist motioned for a girl (not attractive to me) to open the door to let me in. Once in the room a different girl walked in called Jenny.

https://www.fresha.com/lvp/sakura-massage-ltd-horns-road-wrBBbD

Looks 6/10 - Jenny is a reasonably attractive girl probably in her 30s. She was wearing a robe so it was difficult to tell what sort of body she has - particularly as I didn’t go for body to body - but facially she was cute. She revealed all the staff including herself are Thai, and her skin is reasonably pale.

Service 4/10 - Jenny didn’t seem to be in the best of moods when she introduced herself, to the point I thought she was just plain disinterested in giving me a nice massage. Initially Jenny was giving a fairly firm (or at least it felt firm to me) massage, so after five minutes of Jenny pummelling my arms and back I asked her for a soft massage. This was better, but there’s no sensuality. So no accidental brushes of the old man, no CC swipes, no sensual touches at all. At some point while I was still lying on my front Jenny asked if I wanted extras. All she offered was a HJ for £30, so I told her I’d pay £20 which she rejected. Sensing there was no sensitivity to her service I was fine with no extras, before she asked again and this time she accepted my offer of £20. I turn over, the HJ was a bit rushed but eventually I squirt my man fluids into her hands.

No offer of a shower at the end, Jenny only towelled down my front and not my back.

Car parking - 4/5 - across the road from the place is a bay of parking spaces and I managed to park there.

Premises - 3/5 - Horns Road is a main road so there’s not much discretion as the place is in full view of passing traffic. Standard box room for the massage. Toilet was clean.

Value for money - 5/10 - I paid £30 to the establishment for 30 minutes, although the manageress was trying to get me to stay for the hour (£50) but I resisted, and I am glad I didn’t have to spend any longer with sullen Jenny. She was asking for £30 for the clothes HJ, and said that the only other thing available was topless but she declined my offer of £30 for that.

Total - 22/40 - the whole thing felt very lacklustre. Jenny isn’t a bad looking girl but the lack of sensuality during the massage meant I was not interested in anything other than being tossed off for £20. With so much choice in the local area I wouldn’t give this place another chance.

I’ve been lucky that I have a couple of regulars who provide what I want. However I am always on the look out for any other talented ladies. While on a business trip in the area I saw the profile for Posh English Teacher. A tad expensive but the promise of a mature posh bird swallowing my jizz appealed even at that price bracket.

I sent a text message to the number advertised, and pretty quickly a text from a different number responds. We sort out a time to meet in the afternoon, so comms were pretty good up to that point. I arrive a few minutes early so send a text saying I was in the car park. At the appointment time Sarah responds saying she’s running 5 minutes late. Not a problem. But 5 minutes become 15 minutes late with no updates. Luckily I am at a loose end, and I reckon she’s just checked into the hotel and getting herself ready. I get the text with the room number 15 minutes after the agreed appointment time.

Looks 1/10 - no other way to put it but she’s a minger lads. The profile photos (particularly those in a white dress) give the impression of a mature lady not too out of shape. She’s a bit on the large size more like size 16 - 18 than the optimistic 14 written on the profile. Facially, really ugly. Think Little Mo from EastEnders, that’s what she looks like facially, no lie. Photos suggest she has shoulder length brown hair, when I jet Sarah she had short blonde hair. I am not exactly going out on a limb here when I say I don’t think the profile photos are actually Sarah at all. I'd say if they were Sarah, they were optimistically over 5 years and several cakes ago. Oh, and she’s easily over 50.

Service 3/10 - despite my disappointment over her looks I decide to stay as I had balls that needed emptying. We lay on the bed, after a bit of small talk I motion for a kiss which was ok. She has ample tits and suck away which she’s enjoying. I notice she’s wearing one of those bits of layered clothing over her large belly and ask her to take it away, Sarah responds that the piece of fabric ‘hides a multitude of things I don’t want you to see’! I go down on her which Sarah is really enjoying, and after a finger fuck she is squirting all over my face. So far so good, despite me not fancying Sarah at all.

This is where it goes downhill. I get off Sarah and lie back expecting her to unleash her self proclaimed oral skills on me. After about 10 minutes of more kissing and even more stroking it’s clear that I am actually going to have to tell her to do it which I am surprised to have to do, so I tell Sarah to suck me. She does, it’s hardly a decent BJ and she almost seems reluctant to do this. I’m having to imagine someone from my wank bank is blowing me - and not an ancient haggard character from the UK soap series - to hep me get me over the line an d this tactic works. I am at the point of no return and exclaim to Sarah I am about to cum. And at that point she moves her mouth away from my dick, not even providing CIM. I ask her why she hasn’t taken my cum, she says she went to the dentist that morning so isn’t taking any cum in her mouth!!!

With that I decided to end the meeting early. While at the time I was annoyed with myself for not walking away when I had the chance, sometimes you need a bad punt to appreciate the good ones.

Car parking 4/5 - that day Sarah worked from a hotel on the Grange Park retail park off the M1. Ample car parking but one where you need to walk into a separate pub to register your number plate for free parking.

Premises 4/5 - it was a budget hotel where I met Sarah. Absolutely fine for the deed.

Value for money -1/10 - I booked for an hour. £190 is a lot for someone who doesn’t live up to her profile. I have my doubts whether CIM or swallow are services she usually provides. If she does do them, she should not have had these services plastered all over her profile saying she loves providing them on that day, or she should have told me via text so I could make an informed decision. Add to the fact she’s overweight, not in good shape, probably in her 50s, and ugly as sin means I'll rate her VFM at -1. Luckily I’m at a stage of my life where wasting £190 is something I can write off easily, but I don’t want any of my fellow punters to make the same mistake I did.

Total 11/40 - I’m doing this review so none of you who read it are remotely tempted to even go there. Don’t get seduced by the photos or prose on the profile. One last thing, she’s definitely not posh, the whole profile is a complete lie.

https://www.adultwork.com/6688236

https://www.adultwork.com/Posh+English+Teacher

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/north-shields-ne30/rose-thai-temptress/327434781

https://www.adultwork.com/7306731
https://www.adultwork.com/Rose+Thai+Temptress


Comms: via text, nice and simple arranged well in advance.
Request : my fav colour lingerie and gfe

Location: flat Seaforth road . Definitely well known place

Girl. the one in the phots, nice figure, very tidy, true age mid 30’s is older than advertised

Paid £100 45mins 2 times  , extras available but not taken  ..

Started off with her dance move slowly undressing me . on her knees licking my balls , she was taking instructions like loyal sub . Started with kissing on lips .. but we had some
Passionate kissing with full
Swing on . Ow .. the full length into her mouth, no issues, then a bit of 69, very fresh,  condom on ready so went for mission / reverse cow n doggy, and that view of her ass Infront of me made me go wild he he. finished in the bag.
 
Had a little massage and quick chat between rounds before , she is so passionate and got me ready again an d said  fuck again lol.

Had another round of intense sex, tried all the position, she seemed to enjoy herself been pounded, finished on her nipples ..  doggy I grabbed her both hands and rammed into her with great forces she is such a lovely obliged and took all . Missionary she was passionate in kissing .. felt so cool
And natural . She is very good

Another good punt at great price. Pics are genuine , boobs sucking allowed ..

9.5 out 10 for this one as well.

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/gloucester-gl1/thai-massage-by-vida/323648383
Visited this lady yesterday. Not the girl in the picture like many viva ads however very pretty Asian early 30’s I think. Paid £100 for an hour for a very nice sensual massage and happy ending. Quiet lady but nice. Easy free parking nearby
. She says she has been in Gloucester a while. Will visit again when I am in Gloucester, felt comfortable in her company.

With a full sack and an errand in town, I fancied a good old rub and tug.

A quick call to the shop and I'd booked an hour for £50 - a bargain in the current climate. I didn't ask for a specific girl, but requested someone younger. I was assigned Feifei on arrival, and led to a tiny room in the basement where I was left to shower.

Feifei turned down the lights on her return, and cracked on with a firm massage. She seemed to know what she was doing, and worked a few knots out of various bits of me with oil while we chatted easily.

After around half an hour she gave a few cc swipes, and asked me what I wanted. Very open and easy. I opted for B2B and held firm at fifty quid. On the turn I caught her swiftly slipping out of her dress.

Having not paid much attention to her previously, I was greeted with a slim (not skinny), pretty Chinese girl with a round face. She had lovely little B-cups, a shaven pussy and a sweet smile. I'd guess at mid-30s, and she's clearly looked after herself. I was happy with my choice!

After a few slides and nibbles of my ear, she lay next to me on the table where we explored each others' bodies and snogged like horny teens while she gave me a handjob. I didn't enquire about anything more, but I get the sense there's probably a more extensive menu available. She was happy for my hands to roam, and for me to slip a digit into a wet pussy.

I finished on her belly as we laid next to each other, and left with a spring in my step after we'd showered together.

Overall, a strong positive and great value in a sea of mediocre massages.

https://www.ttclichfield.co.uk/treatment-benefits

Called again on the way to Stafford.  Went in on random with no booking and was told SaSa was working, I asked to see her first and it was the same girl I had seen a few months ago. I knew I was in for a good time with her, I have done a review on her before.
In the room I go and ask for massage, body to body, owo she asked for £90 for 30 mins which I said no but I knew she swallows she only haggled a bit.
Massage not much but her body and her lovely skin got me going anyway.
The blow job was just like the previous one - excellent, full depth and a good speed, when I told her I was coming she speeded up lovely.
She not there all the time she tells me and she told me to book thro Lu Lu. 07507984184.

So as mentioned in my review of the bait and switch I went back.https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=402489.0 Pulled up at the address but some young dude was parked across from the entrance with his lights on maybe waiting to pick some one up. I wasn't about to walk in with him watching me so parked up the road and monitored the situation. After a while in fact a middled aged man in a suit gets out has a piss up the wall and enters the building. Damn I bet he is going to see Rosa. I send the text to say I'm here and I expect bad news. But wait the guy comes straight out and fucks off. Maybe he was bait and switched and walked? Who cares I was now texted to come up.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=5933997

Location Apartment block not far from the NIA central Birmingham.

Comms All done by text this time around. I believe it was done by a handler.

Price £70 for half an hour.

The Girl/Session  Made my way up to the apartment, door opens and to my relief it's the girl in the photos. She's tall about 5'9" size 10-12 with good English and quite jovial. I was her last customer. Money out the way we got down to business. I'm stood in front of her and I reach behind to undo her bra. To be honest I was a little disappointed. Not as big as I imagined, what was all the fuss about? She gets the condom to suck me off but I tell her I want owo. Not wanting the back and forth to spoil the occasion I just went with it. Technique was good but I don't enjoy ow.

She eventually climbs on top and her tits are swinging in my face. Oh now I get it. Fuck me what a beautiful sight, she could stay up there all day with her tits in my face for me. Needless to say I had a right good feast. She wanted a rest so I bent her over on the bed and because she was tall she was just the right position for entry. I gave her a right good pumping for what seemed an age. She didn't appear to be rushing me out. Asked if I could finish on those magnificent tits. Now she nearly spoilt the way I felt about the punt by saying it was not included in the price. I stood up while she sat on the bed in front of me and she put some tissue in her lap for the juice and started wanking me off. When I exploded it went all over her tits anyway and she thought ah fuck it and carried on. Clean up and nice chat before departing. Would return if she comes back to Brum.

Link: https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=7222036

Cost: £100 for 30mins with owo and DFK included

Last time I was in this area I just missed Noelia and she’s been on my hit list since. As soon as I was heading back down this way and she was green on AW I knew I’d be seeing her.

Shot off a text and got a fast reply to set up the meet, comms good overall. Found a place to park and headed down to the flats, nice area and relatively discrete back entrance. Flat was also nice, clean and well presented, seems to be sharing with another girl.

So, the girl, was happy as soon as I laid eyes on her, fit as, facially pretty and currently has braces which add more to the cute look. Seems like early/mid twenties, banging body, flat stomach, bubble butt, big tits but not overly fake looking, kind of natural enough.

Service was A-star, she slowly took off some great looking knickers and bra, and got on the bed to start some owo. Really great bj in my opinion, full deepthroat, switched round for 69 and again no complaints, good pussy, great head.

Now shifted into the fuck itself and was impressed by her enthusiasm, real passionate DFK and didn’t feel mechanical at all. Tits feel natural but heard others say they’re enhanced so must be a good job. Filled the bag much sooner than I would have liked lol but she is fit, and with her acting really into it it enhanced the experience ten fold. The passionate kissing and licking just made me blow 😂

Little bit of chit chat after, she has limited English, but overall this is the gold standard for me. Fit girl, reasonable price given the extras, true gfe service. I’ll for sure be going back when I’m down that way.

I saw her 3 times.
She is quite chatty, and easy to get along with.
She receives in a serviced apartment, is all clean and very private.
Agreed £150 for massage and owo.

The massage is nothing exceptional, but she knows how to handle your cock and put it in her mouth.
Good attention to my balls too which I always like.
She has got a great ass, the boobs are enhanced and I have seen betters
No French kisses. She likes to get fucked too but i declined.

Unfortunately she is not in London all the time, I think she has got family in east Europe so she travels a lot.
She is definetly recommended but I won’t come back anytime soon as there are others which I would like to try, like Amira from sensualmassages

I am also open to some recommendations, if anyone has tried any girl from deluxemassage or purplemighty.

Date- 11/5/24

Location - parlour in Birmingham.

Price- £60 for full service including owo (excellent vfm)

Comms- booked via phonecall about 2 hours before arriving

Girl- curvy Czech blonde (she has red and black hair in the photos on the site). She's got a mum bod. Wouldn't call her fat but she's not slim. Fairly pretty as well

Meeting- was passing through Birmingham for a chore and decided to stop off here. Rang in the morning and chose Michelle as I have seen lucky before. She started off with dfk with lots of tongue action. Stripped me off and sucked me to life. Blowjob was good and then we followed sex in various positions with a lot of dirty talk. She then wanked me off using her spit for lube 

Great punt with a friendly lady. Highly recommended. Also got to rate this place. £60 Inc owo is great vfm imo as in Leicester that would be £70 minimum with a rom but a lot more with indies or other parlours!



Regards

Ash

http://www.eroticstudio.co.uk/michelle.html

I used to be a regular with this SP and had great relations. Some even accused me of white knighting here. But today things may have gone downhill, I don't think I'll be able to come back from this now.

Haven't seen her in ages and got the horn. Was sort of a comeback you can say. You can see from my profile pic I was thinking about that sexiness and ass lol

I messaged before midnight, got a text what time how long the usual. I asked what time is she working until. 'Until late' not sure how late that would be so this could be why this all happened.

I asked what i would like her to wear. Which she replied to. Then i requested fishnets.

I got no reply just silence - so I called a few times
She picked up once annoyed saying shes doing an outcall she'll call me back.

I was thinking here should I leave it or potentially risk 40 mins driving to Leicester and back later. So I did

On my journey there she called me saying sorry and said shes finished her outcall and is going to her flat. She'll give me the address which I said yes please to. I said I have around 30 mins left and I'll be in Leicester.

No text recieved for address I was in Leicester I rang a few times and texts to no reply. I also waited in case I get a reply but nothing. So I headed back home

Not sure if she had a bad client or tired but as I result a was left in silence

https://www.adultwork.com/Xx+Brianna+xx%2E
https://www.adultwork.com/7114480

Avoid at all costs. It is not the woman in the pictures.

However, I still didn't leave and I wish I did.

I paid £80 for 30 minutes. Location is a block of apartments on Salisbury Street, near Bedford Place - or maybe that is considered Bedford Place, idk. This took place last week.

When she answered the door and I evidently saw what the situation was, I thought fuck it and went ahead with it - she looked OK in what she was wearing.

As she got undressed, she was less attractive and I paid more attention to her eyes - she didn't look very well - she told me as I was leaving she had a cold. Thanks.

The most soul destroying thing about this meet was she pushed me out as I was finishing in the condom, started cleaning me up as I was mid vinegar strokes. I caught her sniffing the wet wipe she used to clean her vagina.

Please don't waste your time and money.

https://www.adultwork.com/6279895

paid 100 for 30min. GFE, dfk, owo, reverse oral

This lady tours to Oxford "regularly". Seen her profile many times, was on my HL, but meeting never happened.

Finally saw another tour to Oxford.

Communication: All by text, no problems.
Amanda has age requirements on her profile, so you might want to check. She wants to have some criteria answered by text.

Location: Good hotel in Oxford.

The lady: Agewise maybe end 30thies. My guess, who knows.
My expectations were too high. Some have said she's looking stunning. Very attractive.
I neither found her stunning nor really attractive. Don't think the red hair suits her. Everything is subjective, obviously. My lesson learnt here, again.

There was no offer of a shower at the beginning. I didn't need one as I had freshly showered.
Not sure if she used a shower or just wet wipes for herself. She used a wet wipe for my dick. Smelled a bit sterile.
She likes talking a lot. Fine with me.
It all started well, nice kissing, stronger dfk. A bit too much for my taste at times.
Moving into 69 I didn't like the taste. Wet wipes? I don't think she had a proper shower. Too bad. I didn't stay there too long.
Wasn't easy to get me going after that.
She tries at times to be more PSE, lots of eye contact during owo and attention to balls. A bit too hard at times.
Was happy that I was able to complete.

Not that good looking, not that well tasting, not the right chemistry.
I wouldn't go back.

Still a positive as she delivered. But it is a "positive, but..."

AdultWork Profile:
https://www.adultwork.com/7391562

Pre-meet logistics:
Could only really get her on the phone. Tried a couple of times and eventually got through. Gave her a rough time and said I’d call back and confirm. Did so later on without much difficulty.

Location:
Some grim-looking flat near Roman Road Market.

Looks:
Definitely not the girl in the pic. The girl who greeted me reminded me of the lizard girl from this video (albeit with dark hair): https://youtu.be/mutwXYzchA0

Services:
N/A

Price:
Would have been £80 for 30 minutes

The Rendezvous:
Got to the area for the agreed time. Called and got her voicemail. Got a text 5 mins later being told she was showing and if I could wait. Waited for another 20 mins before calling her again. No answer. Got through and she told me she forgot to send me the address (lol) and that she’d send it now. Waited another 5 mins before calling her back telling her I was about to leave and she swiftly sent me the address.

Got there and 2 other girls were outside smoking. We all got let in together by some other girl who led me to the bedroom. I got a good look at her and she definitely did not look like the girl in the pics, so I told her that and then walked.

Her AW ID number came up from user last_days_of_logan's post last year but I didn’t really think much of it beyond that: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=387144.msg3941010#msg3941010.
I’m a bit naive when it comes to brothels or ‘networks’ of WGs, but the experience was not great.

Abstract:
Got a bad vibe from the start but carried on anyways. Turned out it wasn't even the girl in the pics. Bad times.

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https://www.adultwork.com/4057362

Having previously seen Natalie going back all the way to her agency days, I was keen to get my hands on her again so duly booked her for a 2 hour session for £200.

Comms: using the number available on her profile page here, I made contact via WhatsApp and received a response same day. I arranged a 2 hour session for later in the week, no extras implied.

Location: Nice hotel in Woodford/Chigwell, free parking in adjacent road, looks to be ample pay and display available onsite too. I messaged DCW to let her know I was there, she guided me to her room with expert directions.

Services: OWO, LFK, protected sex multiple positions, massage, COB.

The lady: Wow! Absolutely amazing body, superb soft tits ready to burst out of her bra, soft smooth skin, very pretty face and soft lips, a real head turner and 10/10 in my book!

The action: Natalie greeted me a friendly hug and peck on the lips and asked if I wanted a shower or any refreshments. Having showered before leaving I declined the offer although did wash my hands out of courtesy. Plenty of cold drinks and snacks on offer, I opted for a cold soft drink.

Next on to the action and quick as a flash she was on her knees greedily releasing my cock from my jeans, and straight into some hot OWO. Plenty of eye contact, spit and dirty talk, taking good depth in her mouth too. Eventually gave her a break and helped her off her knees onto the bed to sample her pussy, and wow tasted gorgeous and immaculate. Inevitable 69 followed which was great to have her ass and pussy buried in my face, eventually after teasing each other for ages she rubbered me up and some intense sex followed. Multiple positions allowed, no restrictions like some girls, she loves to be pounded deep and lots of dirty talk and prolonged LFK to help keep the intensity up until I came hard in the rubber.

Quick clean up and chat, she’s a lovely person to talk to and genuinely seems to enjoy interacting with clients rather than being cold and aloof like a lot of other girls out there. Round 2 consisted of more LFK, massage and a huge load being dumped on her big soft tits which she was happy to receive.

With time concluding I showered, dressed, had more pleasant chat and left feeling very content and looking forward to seeing her again.

Olivia-Rae - Paddington

Profile : https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=7204828

Location: Hotel in Paddington

Girl: Well reviewed on here, it was actually a video of her I saw in one of the general topic forum posts for escorts with videos online that drew me to wanting to see her. Added her to my HL at the time and saw she was touring in London (this meet took place in January - nearly forgot to review)

Price: £200 for 60 mins

Services: GFE - DFK, OWO, RO 69, protected sex in multiple positions

Details : Sent Olivia a whatsapp introducing myself and seeing if I could get an hour with her a few days later per her tour schedule as she had some availability for times that worked for me. Comms were great and she was very friendly and sent a few back and forward messages about what I was looking for. Wanted a nice GFE and thats exactly what I got. requested a specific red lingerie set I saw from her free gallery and said it was one of her favorites and was happy to wear. Asked me to message on the morning of the booking to reconfirm I was coming which I did and was given Hotel name.

Head straight from work and sent another message saying I was close - received really clear instructions on where to go once inside the hotel - to be honest probably the most exposed I've felt going to a meet and as walked past a bar per instructions one of the barmen gave me a look so have a feeling they probably know whats going on - didn't really bother me that much though and walked past and up stairs to the room number.

Olivia opened the door wearing a nice skirt and blouse, looked sexy as fuck and she has a really nice posh accent - made me feel very at ease and had a quick chat to start with. Asked for a shower and given fresh towel. Returned and straight into some nice DFK which went on for a while. Asked to sit on bed and she removed her blouse to reveal the requested lingeire set - looked incredible and was instantly hard. She turned around and removed the skirt, ass looked incredible and I knew I was going to have a fun hour.

She joined me on the bed and more DFK then moved down and began OWO - great sensual blowjob with alot of depth, use of tongue and spitting. This went on for a good 15 mins and then wanted to get her naked and enjoy her body. Started off with RO - lovely clean pussy and tasted great. Could of stayed there for along time but started to go a bit soft so we switched to 69 and was back to rock solid within a few mins.

Olivia suggested we fuck and grabbed a condom and started off in Doggy. Again absolutely incredible arse and loved entering her from behind. Good sensual sex with both of us getting into it. Switched to cow girl as wanted to have a suck on her tits and get some more kissing in - no issue with this and really enjoyed her riding me. She started some dirty talk at this point which was unexpected but incredibly sexy with her posh accent. Stayed at this for about 10mins and then thought I'd finish off in missionary. Switched positions and got her legs on my shoulders and decided to go a bit harder now - again more dirty talk and kissing which was enough to send me to the point of no return. Came really hard inside her and we both laughed as it was really quiete an intense orgasm. At this point think we were about 45mins in so we cleaned up and just had a cuddle in the bed chatting about life , work , travel all the normal stuff. Really nice girl and delivered a great GFE which was what I was after.

Probably stayed about 10mins over the hour but wasnt rushed out, had another quick shower and left the hotel, again saw the barman having a look but had a smile on my face and strolled out to head home.

Strong positive and although shes been on a break for a while will definately go back next time shes in London which hopefully wont be too long looking at her profile now. 

Profile : https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2089048

Location: Brentwood - chain hotel near M25 roundabout

Girl: pretty well reviewed here and had the horn while working from home so made the short drive to Brentwood as liked the look of her and saw she offered a blow & go which hadn't tried before so thought why not

Price: £70 for 15min blow & go

Services: Lapdance, OWO, CIM

Details : Gave her a text mid morning to confirm if she had availability for 2pm on a Monday, text back about 45 mins later and said couldnt do 2pm but could do 2:30 so that was fine with me. Headed down to the hotel and sorted out parking payment (think it was a couple of quid from memory). Phoned as requested once arrived and said could I wait 5 mins and call back, again no issue. Ended up waiting about 10mins before I called and kept going to voicemail - at this point thought I had been ghosted but then got a call from a diff number and was her, was apologetic and said she often had signal issues on other phone - proceeded to give good directions to get in avoiding reception through a side door and room number.

 Got to room and let in - she had clearly just got out shower and was dressed in a nice thong and bra - not my normal type of looker but attractive in a bimbo way. Very friendly and again apologised for the phone issue. Sorted out the cash quickly and then moved over to a sofa in the room which had a towel placed down on it.

Started off with a bit of a lapdance, pulled her thong down to reveal a butt plug in her arse which was a nice surprise and looked good, shame was only there for the blow and go though. Bra taken off and let me have a good suck on her tits - they were nice but pretty solid. Then onto the main event - got my kit off and she got on her knees and proceeded with a great blow job. Lots of different techniques and speed. I don't normally cum from a blow job and wasnt sure if I even would but after a good 10 mins she started to up the speed and suction and with some addtional handwork while sucking hard could feel myself getting there - told her I was close and she went really deep and spunked in her mouth. Quick smile from her and dissappeared to dispose of the spunk.

Wasn't rushed out and had a 5 min chat while getting dressed again. Really nice girl and had a good time so good positive for me and a good first B&G. Haven't seen her back in Brentwood and not sure I'd go for a full service but could be tempted for another blow again in the future!

This happened about a month ago on a Monday afternoon.

Rang up to book, I was told she was available for the time I asked for, then I realised the actual time & asked for half an hour later, but no she had a booking, so got ready & managed to get there about 5 minutes early, we’ll shock, they’re running behind by 10 minutes, so I leave, slow wander round & return, still waiting for another 5 minutes.
Eventually into the room downstairs, the best room IMO, got undressed & waited, in she walks, looking very nice, but I do hate those stupid high stripper shoes, she took them off & came down to a decent height.
We agreed on OWO, CIM & snowball finish.
Can’t remember all the details, but it was a good punt, plenty of GFE, DFK, RO & OWO, after the build up, she put the condom on & rode me CG, we went to switch to mish, but the curse of the condom struck again, she returned to OWO & HJ, but she asked me to take over with more kissing & then when I was close she went down to drain me fully into her mouth, before crawling up to snowball me.

If I had to complain about anything it would be the actual snowball, as it wasn’t all that long, but still good fun.

£80 all in.

Most of my punts at Roses have been average, but Ashanti was the best of the lot, by a mile.


https://www.rosesretreat.info/copy-of-the-ladies

https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-massage-services/professional-relaxing-massage-in-southampton-fareham-and-surrounding-areas-/1405357035

 

Location – Private house in Hedge End to the east of Southampton. Plenty of safe parking nearby

Date of Visit – Mid April 2024

Comms – booked via text to number on Gumtree

Cost  & Service – 1 hour £40 plus £20 HE

Provider – Lea is a pleasant late 40’s Chinese lady about 5’ 6” shoulder length hair, slim build I’d guess 32B. Average looking and spoke fairly good English. Dressed in a short sleeved top and skirt.

Service – Massage took place on a wide comfortable table in a simply furnished upstairs bedroom.  I requested medium strength,  she had worked in shops before starting out on her own.  Competent  massage, with cc swipes at c 40 mins then turned over and I agreed HE for £20 she said she did other extras but I just wanted a basic unload.  Without further ado she oiled me up and proceeded using one and two hands mixing between shaft and head, no problem with touching over clothes . I came strongly after about 5 minutes. Thoroughly wiped down and then given a head massage. Service lasted the full 60 minutes. There was a shower offered in the spotlessly clean bathroom but I declined.

Verdict – Good VFM and a nice environment.  I would revisit.

 

https://www.adultwork.com/4205028
https://www.adultwork.com/Rosie%5FHart

1 hour for £150

Happened a couple of weeks ago. Rosie moves between Kent and Northampton. She was in a hotel near the M1 junction in Northampton. You have to put your reg in at the reception desk, but loads of people milling about so wasn’t concerned.

Comms were good prior to this. A mix of pidgin English and text talk which made me think she wasn’t English, whereas other reviews have said she is.

Got to the hotel and she said she’s be ready in 5 mins. Then texted 5 mins later to say waiting for housekeeping. It got to 20 past the hour and I was about to leave when she gave the room number. Rosie was very apologetic when I got to the room and gave me £10 back when I handed her the money. A nice touch.

The lady - very pretty face and lovely big tits. Legs are great too. Arse wasn’t as big as I expected but tight and nice to feel. She had a see through stringy thing covering nice underwear. Her English is very good, no problems.  But she definitely has a strong Asian accent. She told me later that she’s half Chinese and half Filipino.

Action - lots of kissing from the off. Passionate but not much tongue. She liked being touched and stroked and took direction well. Stripped and she did owo. Really good and she spits on it a lot. Good eye contact and variation and ball sucking. I then lay down and she carried on, even licking under the balls. Great owo all round. Stopped her before it got too much. RO and she gets into it. Lots of moaning and encouragement and she seemed to genuinely cum after a while. No fingers allowed though.  I stood for more great owo on me and eventually came in her mouth. She made sure she wanked it all out and sucked every last drop. Then went to spit out in the bathroom.

Came back and more kissing and stroking on the bed. I asked for a condom and we did a few positions. Cowgirl, mush, heels to heaven and doggy. A great fuck to be honest and gets very into it. Pushes back at times but also just lets you bang away at others. Dirty words of encouragement and liked me holding her throat a little. In doggy she even grabbed my finger, licked it and guided it up her arse. Nice and dirty 

I wanted more owo to finish so off with the dom and she got between my legs again for a long session. Really great to watch again and lots of spit and variation. Tried to deepthroat but not all the way down. Eventually came in her mouth again and she went off to spit while I got dressed.

Rosie is very friendly and chatty. Easy to get on with and really up for anything. Would definitely see her again. Just under the hour when I left but was feeling satisfied. Great punt.

Vivastreet advert.
Phone number: 07305117933
Date: April 2024
Location: Walsall WS5.
Cost: £70 for 1hour massage & HE.

Saw Laura on the back of reading jumping Jack flash TOFTT review the other month, so cheers fella.

Comms:
All good but you do need to book the day before as Laura mentioned that she will only take a few appointments a day, definitely not a conveyor belt SP.
Post code & road name given by txt on securing appointment,, house number given on arrival. Plenty of free on street parking on a reasonable looking housing estate at the above post code. I arrived about 15 minutes early & txt her to say send me your door number when your ready for me to come in. Laura replied immediately & said come straight in.

Laura:
As others have said, she will tell you herself that she is from Gibraltar with her mother from Europe. She doesn't say what country but by her looks I would say definitely eastern Europe.
About 5'4" or 5'5" tall and a nice slim dress size 8-10. Wearing a professional massage tunic similar to the one in her Vivastreet pictures and tight black leggings & bare feet.
I found her really pleasant, friendly and smiley/chatty lady from the start to finish of the whole appointment.
I would agree with others that she is in her early to mid 40's and is far better looking than her Vivastreet pictures. I found her very attractive in a milf way.

Meeting:
Shoes off at door & followed her upstairs admiring her perfectly shaped arse in them skin tight leggings to a clean & nicely laid out spare bedroom with good massage table (pictured in her advert).
Paid her £70 for 1 hour appointment with neither of us mentioning anything about HE. She then gives me a clean, fresh towel & shows me the shower next door telling me there's plenty of lynx shower gel she has for her customers.
Out of the shower and I lay face down butt naked on the massage table. Laura comes back in & I can't remember if she asked me if I wanted draping, but she didn't lay anything on me. She started an ok massage on my back but really focused on my neck/shoulders a lot telling me I was very stiff here. I sort of knew it wasn't going to be a deep tissue massage & to be fair her advert does mention relaxing/swedish. I just lay there and completely relaxed letting her do her thing. Chit chat was nice, pleasant and Laura can hold a good/interesting conversation with you but also knows when you don't want to talk.
She then moved down to my legs & gradually to my inner thighs and butt. This all felt great with her not frightened at all to brush past your balls/sac on numerous occasions.
Here I tend to agree with gingernuts review of her  - Laura starts a prolonged thing of just gently brushing/rubbing of your sac and arse with one or two fingers with her other hand lightly rubbing your bum cheek & Lower back.
Don't get me wrong this felt amazing, but I lifted my pelvis up off the table to try to hint that I wanted her to do some RU's & grab my fully erect cock....alas she didn't seem to take the hint or maybe reading gingernuts review, she just doesn't want to do this?
The teasing got quite intense to the point I was thinking 'ffs tell me to turn over ' which she obviously did eventually.
Not much massage on my front. Massaged legs from the knee slowly moving up my thighs onto my abdomen brushing past my erect cock at every opportunity completely unfazed and just idly chatting away to me asking if I feeling more relaxed now.
Then without either of us saying anything Laura started to gently at first playing with my cock. She certainly doesn't rush this & looks at you straight in the eyes with little comments like 'how does that feel '.
I said to her 'you look like your enjoying it as much as I am' to which she just smiled and said 'maybe I am'
Eventually I couldn't resist anyone & told her to I was ready to cum so could she speed up her action a bit. Had the desired effect & she helped clean me up still with a big smile on her face.
Had another shower & Laura came back into the room whilst I was dressing and we continued with pleasant chit chat until I was ready to leave. Down the stairs, shoes on, she gave me a kiss on the cheek and said something like hope to see you again. Back to the car, quick look at my watch & I was there 70 minutes but this included 2 showers.

Summary:
A really nice hour spent with a very pleasant lady who says herself that she wants to build up a client base of regulars rather than loads of back to back appointments.
If your looking for deep tissue massage Laura is probably not for you but having said that I think she probably does have a massage qualification, I could see her working in a legit place or something like an upmarket hotel with a salon offering neck/shoulder massage treatments.
Slight negative would be she didn't seem like she wanted to do any RU's because I was absolutely gagging for her to do some while she was teasing me face down  - but I would hope/think she might do this if you visited a few times and asked her?
I think I really enjoyed her slowly taking her time and constantly making eye contact with you with a lovely smile on her face whilst giving you a HE. As always YMMV and I did feel we connected/got on well with each other from the start but I got the impression that she would get on with most people & as long as your polite/respectful I would imagine you will have a similar experience as I did.
Another touch that I found a big positive was at no time during comms or the appointment itself was a HE ever discussed/mentioned, Laura just took it upon herself to include it in the price of £70 ....great VFM in my opinion.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=4999695

Met her less than a week ago. Paid £80 for 30 minutes. Located near the parliament.

The girl is super hot. Very active and great attitude. Nice smile and good english.
Big fake boobs (unlike stated on AW). Fake but well filled with some natural flesh which gives a near natural feeling.
Perfect figure. Big brazilian butt.
No idea if the pictures are hers. Highly professional pictures are no help at all. You can trust us this is a really hot girl here.

We started with her giving her bum to play with which is what I like. Then ow and sex. Finished with some fun play. She is very imaginative which is rare.

Some caveats though. She take too much control of the action for me. She took my hands to put them where she wants me to touch. I was not completely  free of my own movements. I usually prefer the dominant role if any.
No kissing (even light). No oral on her (or not too much).

By far a positive. Would not return for what I said above. Not my ideal cup of tea but could be yours maybe.

Location: Stuffy tiny basement flat in Marylebone

Duration 1 hour for 120£, (actual time including 2 showers: 40 minutes). No extras offered

Communication: As always, very straightforward and fast communication with Sophie.

Looks: Not as attractive as I had hoped, but good enough. Things are a bit loose and saggy, but overall fine.

Personality: Very friendly and accommodating

Meeting: Right from the start she is much friendlier and warmer than what I've been used to from other TP girls , especially the rather stoic and at times cold Camilla.
 
I wanted to give her the money straight away, but she said this could wait until after the meet. Again, very much the opposite of Camilla, who will not only gladly take the money (which to be honest I prefer, as I want to get that part out of the way), but she will actually count it in front of you, which I always find a bit rude.

Kim's superior service approach was especially noticeable right after after the shower - she took her time to slowly and sensually dry me off, then, before I had a chance to lie down, she sat down while I was standing in front of her, encouraging me to touch her all over, reciprocating - that was unexpected and really amazing!

Then on to the massage - again she had more interesting moves than what I was used to. So far, despite my initial slight disappointment regarding her looks, I was really happy about my choice, and was thinking that I should take a longer booking next time, and was planning to tip her. However, things then took a disapppointing turn about halfway through the massage - she started sitting down on me, reverse CG style, while starting to wank me off - leaving me with very limited access to her body, obviously on purpose.

As I found this irritating, and was generally tired, I didn't get really hard. She then asked me to stand up in front of the bed, she sat down, and started wanking me off that way - I did end up finishing on her body while she was moaning, which was nice, but she didn't look me in the eyes at all (and didn't do so at all during the massage), and the position wasn't really very comfortable - I came here for a relaxing massage, not to have a wank in front of someone standing up.

Usual pleasantries, shower etc after - I handed her the money, and left. Looked at the time, about 40 minutes had passed, including two showers, and her attempt to finish things off a bit earlier - so overall 30 minutes for a 120£ massage. Not going to return to her, but overall still a slight positive.

Going to stick to Camilla, despite her at times seemingly uninterested attitude - she provides a far more consistent service, and has, in my eyes, a perfect body. If she was more enthusiastic and provided a more motivated service, god, I'd be in love with her, but I can still appreciate what she does provide with those unbelievable tits.

Saw her last week in a city center address. Her AW page is here

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=7353549

Half hour incall meet arranged via txt, well organised and I headed to the address. Got there on time and no response, eventually got a message back with instructions on entering the building, which didn't work. Finally she managed to come and let me through the door, by now we were 15 minutes past the original starting time.
Nana is the girl in the photos, she is quite short and there is very little shopping in photos. She told me she was in her 20s.
Got into the flat, it was very clean and no smells etc. I was offered a shower which I took as I had come from work. Nana was friendly but maybe a little cold to start off with. Her English isn't brilliant - she seems to understand but her pronunciation is quite hard to follow.
Started with some GFE. She said when we started that she had a rule of no DFK and everything protected.
However, she seemed to become more enthusiastic as the meet went on, and there was quite a bit of tongue action and touching. Finally she got on top and wanted to bareback. When I said no, and that I never do that with girls I've only just met, she became slightly angry and started accusing me of being gay.
She did eventually get some condoms and we had sex in multiple positions, but I'm giving it a neutral as she got a bit too enthusiastic and seemed to be serious about bareback even when she had earlier said it was one of her red lines.
Overall the meet went on for over an hour, I only left as she had another punter coming. Paid 70 for half an hour.

https://www.roseberryspa.co.uk/

Location: Located at 29 Whitcomb Street near Leicester Square and just behind the National Gallery.  Room is fine although I found the massage table a bit lumpy.  Nice large wet room shower en suite that worked well.  Be careful going down the stairs; every step is a different height and very narrow.

Comms: Had a mishap with Tina at Leisure Suite so had to book last minute.  Called at 10:45 for a session 45 minutes later.

No WhatsApp appears to be available; must book via voice or email.

Fees: £50 for 1-hour "hard" massage at the door and £60 for B2B.

Provider: Amy is a 20-something, slim, attractive Chinese hottie with long black hair, A-cup boobs with pointy nipples, shaved pussy that looked tight AF, and a tiny, perfectly shaped and super squeezable butt.  I know some of you out there love the big juicy butts, but give me an ass where I can comfortably fit a cheek in each hand and happy as a pig in slop, and Amy definitely has that.  Her skin is very soft and smooth and very pale for a Chinese girl.  She knows very little English, but she will keep trying to use what she does know throughout the massage.

When I first saw Amy, she was in jeans, trainers and a zip up hoodie, but when she came in to do the massage she had taken off the hoodie and was in a skimpy white top that showed off her chebbage to the best possible effect.

Amy only works on Mondays at Roseberry.  I don't know what else she gets up to.

Services: Arrived on time but there was a bit of a wait while Amy finished up with a punter.  Nana put me in an unused massage room upstairs. (Pro tip: don't start getting undressed in the upstairs massage room!)  I think Nana does this so you don't have to sit in the lobby like an idiot while everyone walking by knows you're there to get your dick rubbed.

Once I got downstairs and stripped off, the massage started with Amy asking if I want hard or soft.  I said hard, but I'm not sure it made any difference.  She may have watched a few videos on YouTube but she has basically no massage skill to speak of.  She spent a good portion of the time moving towels around on my back and legs and pressing down on various areas she thought needed pressing down on.  How she determined where those areas were is beyond me.

Eventually she moved into the oil part of the massage and things got a little less odd, but still there was no skill in her technique.  Neither did she add any sensual components during this part of the massage; she just rubbed on various body parts until about 30 minutes were up.  Then she asked if I'd booked an hour which I confirmed, so she flipped the switch from random stroking to light feathery touches all over my legs back and butt (which would have been nice the whole time!), then popped the question about extras.  I asked for B2B and I agreed to pay her asking price (I just can't haggle with a hot girl willing to rub her tits and pussy on my pasty white body).  Unfortunately she wanted payment on the spot which kind of breaks the mood but the girls have to protect themselves from assholes I guess.

She then got naked while I looked over my shoulder and admired her amazing body.  She oiled herself up and did a bunch of body slides on my back, then spun around and rubbed her ass and pussy on me.  Next, she had me flip and got up to all sorts of mischief: rubbing her tits on my dick, humping my leg and balls, sucking and nibbling on my nipples, and sticking her gorgeous pussy and asshole in my face.  She eventually ended up sitting facing me, straddling one leg so she could grind her pussy on my leg and working my johnson with her hand.   I grabbed her tits and butt while she worked on me and eventually had an intense orgasm.

After resting a bit and celebrating with me, she hopped off and cleaned up the mess I'd made.  She then asked if she could get in the shower first which was fine with me as I was still recovering.  She came back a couple minutes later and I got to admire her body one last time as she got dressed.  Then I took a quick shower, got dressed and thanked Amy and Nana for a great massage on the way out.

Verdict: I will definitely see Amy again (in fact, I've already planned my next visit).  I would do some things differently: 1) just pay her right up front and avoid all the dicking around with money mid-session, 2) book a shorter session; the "massage" phase was pretty useless and that's not what I'm looking for from this provider, 3) ask for a sensual massage from the start; her feathery touches were actually pretty good and I could see 20 minutes of that would be pretty arousing.

Other thoughts: I'm not sure what Nana lets her girls get up to, but I got the impression that Amy might be inclined to go beyond simple B2B for the right punter and at the right price, but don't quote me.  Also, I've noticed that Roseberry Spa has almost exclusively positve reviews.  Nana must be a hell of a teacher or something.