Duda is well reviewed and now I can see why!

In Birmingham for five more days at time of posting so get in quick if this sounds like something you might enjoy.

Next stop is Leicester she tells me.

Communications

Messages by Whatsapp - first a comprehensive menu card and then very short updates.

Plenty of extras on offer -

OWO £20
Rimming £30
Anal £80
etc.

I went for the basic £150 for the hour and was well pleased with what I got.

Seems to be sharing with a friend who I recognised as someone called Mila in her Kommons profile.  Looked pretty decent.

I can only find this other profile for her.
https://www.girls.co.uk/escorts/profile/mila-2/

Location

Southern outskirts of City Centre, head down the Bristol Road to the junction where there's a McDonalds.

Parking outside her apartment is residents permits only and most places were full in any case as I drove round looking for a spot so I parked a little way away outside a food store.

I also hit a dead spot for my mobile at a very inconvenient moment but Duda was cool about it all.

Decent enough apartment and had all the facilities - hot shower, clean towels, decent bed for our purposes.

What could I add to what's already been said ?

Well I did experience a lot of what's already been reported and thanks to the UKP reviewers as their reviews were a great incentive to meet her and I wasn't disappointed! 

 She takes your fingers into her mouth to wet them and then guides them to her pussy, and is happy for you to slip fingers inside. I think when I see her again I might suggest we use proper lube from the beginning as I found that worked better and made things more comfortable for me and her.

Duda was very enthusiastic and into our meet-up, I got lots of foreplay, kissing and fondling, pulling me into her and raking her fingers over my back and through my back hair - about the only hair I have left to be honest. 

She seems to have a sensitive neck, kissing her there produced some very passionate sounding moans. You might like to try the same.

We seemed to get on pretty well and I had the benefit of some excellent and very skilled deep throat. Duda really knew how to work my cock , with loads of cool moves, paying attention to the balls and deep throating herself so that she gagged and drooled, catching some of it to lube up my fingers again to work on her clit and pussy.

Overall, it was the most PSE experience I've had with a Brazilian WG (so far) and definitely up there in my all-time PSE experiences.

Duda has been working on improving her English and we didn't need translate at all. Not fluent but she is definitely working on it and it's better than mentioned in other reviews.

That doesn't mean she has been neglecting her physique - she is in awesome shape, absolutely amazing body and plenty of stamina too. Plenty of toned muscles inside too, as she squeezed down on my cock from time to time.

You can see what she looks like from this video in her VS advert

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/birmingham-b1/sexy-brazilian-duda/327001348

The video is this VS profile is pretty recent - I think I recognise that furniture from her apartment.

also has this VS advert

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/birmingham-b1/sexy-brazilian-duda/327001631

https://www.adultwork.com/6720763 or https://www.adultwork.com/Duda%5Fsexy

This took place weeks ago before the long bank holiday weekend. I was in the middle of nowhere for business and in desperate need of a massage.

Any decent massage place was quite far out, however managed to find "Anong" on Gumtree around 30 minutes away from where I was staying. Paid £40 for the Hour. Anong is around late 30's and abit dumpy looking - but seems nice enough.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/thai-massage-services/-thai-beauty-massage-/1409647583

This was a lovely little house, and she said she was staying her sister/friend/cousin who studies nearby. The area is abit weird. Some parts look really plush whereas others would not look out of place in Blackpool! But parking seemed easy enough - perhaps someone more local can shed light on the area.


She supposedly works around SE England in some Parlour(s) but didn't share more than that and seemed reluctant to divulge anything else.

The massage was legit and really well done. Anong even gave me some tips on my posture and sitting habits, which was ...interesting. I did try to ask about extras, but she quickly changed the subject. Oh well.

Ended up staying almost 90 minutes even though I paid for just an hour. The ad disappeared for a bit but popped back up a few days later, so I figured I'd share my experience. I dont think she has any interest in staying here long term but this was the best massage i had in a looong time so wanted to share.

Links:
https://www.adultwork.com/6705512
https://www.adultwork.com/JasmineThaiCute

Price: £100 for 30 mins

Comms: Straight forward text

Location:Canary Wharf

Appearance: Thai girl in late 20’s. Petite, Fit. Beautiful face, Natural boobs, Good ass

Services: DFK, OWO, RO, 69

Jasmine welcomed me warmly, immediately kissing me. After an assisted undressing I went for a quick shower. Then back to the bedroom for the action, including OWO, RO, 69. All provided with enthusiasm and a desire to please. Her smile and and attitude is a pleasure to watch. We did few positions and I ended up finishing in doggy. Jasmine cleaned me up. Although we had already gone over time. I didn't feel hurried and she was very relaxed. I will definitely be visiting her again!
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Managed to get to Newport again.

https://www.orientaltherapymassagecentre.co.uk/home

for details of address and tel. no scroll to bottom of website. Ignore all the therapies.

Parked at the top of Stow hill by the cathedral. Plenty of two hour spaces. Quick ring to ask if someone is available, with a positive answer as usual for within half an hour. This was in the afternoon.

Saw Anna, friendly, nice face, in a dress. Confirmed one hour massage still £40. There this week and next, has been there before. prob 30s so not as young as some but in good shape.  Massage was quite pleasant, but not very hard although I asked for hard to start. Not sure she has had proper training. Did the usual standing at the top of the table and rubbing crotch against my hands, so not much doubt extras available, although no sensual touches before turnover.

Agreed Body to Body, also still £40 and further £20  for "sucky" making £100 in total. Did the oral using thin plastic film although did not mention it. Had it before, better than a condom as not tight, not bothered but you might be if it's a surprise. No fingers inside but did lip kissing.

Nice friendly attractive girl. Good VFM would see again.

Hello - Visited about a month ago, in total i paid £130

 Started off with the sauna, followed by the scrubbing this was actually really relaxing she made no comments about extra services. After this i got into the bath and this where i was asked if i would like someone to join, within 2 minutes i had lucy in the bath got a HJ.

We then got out showered separately and I was given a massage before being offered another HJ to which point I needed rest so politely declined.

Must say the massage wasnt great however everything else was.

Had been wanting to see "Tiffany and You" for quite a while, back since the profile was called 'Exclusive Viki', at least thats what i think it was. The photos of her in the hotel bathroom had appealed to me.

https://www.adultwork.com/3608281

Summary - Attractive and friendly pre and post, business-like during, reluctant to kiss or allow much touching. High quality OWO.

Comms:
All arranged via text. Wouldn't take an advance booking the day before, only same-day arrangements.

Location:
A hotel on the outskirts of Bracknell. Busy reception area as they have gym, coffee shop etc. Self check in it seems, so no reception desk to avoid.  Yeah, a fairly good choice on her part I think, can come and go without any real worries. A couple of other girls I've been in touch with have given the same location, so i guess its a fairly well trodden location.

Price:
£100 for 30 mins.

Services:

OWO, doggy, CIM

Girl:
A MILF-y sort, eastern european/russian. Difficult to put an age, due to makeup and I suspect some botox lips and cheeks, but somewhere 35-45 probably. Near fluent english. As per her AI pics in general. Best representation of face is the ones where she is in a gold blouse top thing 5th row, on the left. And the best depictopn of her real body is the AI one 3rd row down in the black-linger against the golden field. I dont know how to link the pics tbh. Shes close to 6ft in her heels, not small maybe size 10 or 12 owing to her height, not fat but not toned, wobbly bum, nice size tits maybe 36c/d. The AI pics are obviously flattering, but not outrageously so. I wasnt dissapointed or surprised with what greeted me behind the door.

She wore a nice matching 3-piece lingerie set with stockings and heels.

The Punt:

Given room number by text once parked, with some instructions on where the lifts are. Let in as per the accepted routine, to be greeted by her in her lingerie. A bit of chat, money stashed.

At this point she turned into business mode and became....not bossy, but she certainly issued instructions - take off your clothes, put them exactly here, have a shower, use the mouthwash. She also mouthwashed first.

This instructional approach continued once showered, 'get on the bed', 'lie there' etc. She danced a bit next to the bed, let me caress etc, but no hint of kissing or anything, and it had more of a look but dont touch vibe. Timewasting tactice I suppose, so i gently pulled her back onto the bed.

Onto OWO. Yes, she is good at this. Very good. Great speed, suction, hand , all of it. Except she really wasnt receptive to requests to slow down, take your time, and she wasnt all that keen on having her boobs or pussy touched much or even her head/hair. She didn't complain, didn't instruct me but, just body language. I asked for a bit of kissing, which she allowed but it was LFK at best.

A short bit of fucking in doggy, but i wasnt into it especially.

So back onto OWO, following a bit of wet-wipe action, and finally CIM which was very nice but triggered a copious mouthwashing afterwards. Fair enough really, but in the bathroom would be better than in the main part of the room.

Afterwards, she was back to friendly-ish small talk whilst getting dressed. 

All in all quite transactional. A so-so punt, a curates egg if you will.

Visit Again: No, i dont think so. I like a bit more intimacy and touching, some kissing. She didn't take to me, didnt like me, or whatever. Thats fine these things happen.

Links
https://www.adultwork.com/1793534 or https://www.adultwork.com/little%5Flucie

Date
April 2024

The Girl
Beautiful, in fact so up my street I was a bit lost for words. First time since my early 20s I've ever been kinda nervous around a girl. Thinking back it was a bit embarrassing.
She was short, slim, athletic and even though very sub in nature you can tell she's very open minded. I think she can take a real rough fucking.

The Booking - 45mins (£150)
I've wanted a booking with Lucie for quite a few years now. She's held my top spot in must have bookings and I'm pleased to say she definitely qualifies.

The booking was at my Hotel, it's great having a girl visit you instead of us punters always going out. She was prompt and on time as we met outside reception.

Getting into my room I was able to relax a little more and really get to know her better. Intelligent, amazing body as she started to strip off and an attractive face. A proper stunner!

As mentioned I was in fact a little nervous, which I tried to remedy by burying my head in her pussy. She tasted great and was very responsive, especially when my tongue was up her asshole which I fucking loved. Her face was of pure enjoyment as her body wriggled around. Next up to OWO on me, really good sucking skills, although not much ball action. But still a decent suck until it was time to fuck in quite a few positions. Mish, cowgirl, squat cowgirl, doggy, prone and as she is so small and light I laid her down on her back on the edge of the bed, lifted her legs and arse up and fucked her deep there with her feet in my mouth. With time very almost at an end I shot my spunk all over her tits and stomach.

Lucie is great, probably a touch on the sub side for me as I usually like a more dominant woman to face off with. But in total I really enjoyed her body and company and will definitely return.

Maybe next time for the mmff she offers: https://www.adultwork.com/7641941 or https://www.adultwork.com/FriendsWBenefits

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/westcotes-le3/---ella---/318380985

I’ve given this one a positive but it’s a weak positive.

Read reviews on Emma and welcomed her return after missing out last time she was around.
Comms ok, located at LE1, apartment blocks.

Let in by the maid who told me Emma speaks no English and how long did I want to stay. I opted for 30mins at £60 as I don’t like to rush. I asked the maid if kissing was available but she told me to ask the girl, bit strange since the girl can’t speak English. Paid the maid and she pisses off with the cash but was prepared to do a bank transfer if I wanted one.

Found Emma was not bad looking and I would describe her as a size 6 with saggy tits and shit teeth. She strips off so do I. Attempted to ask about kissing but got the impression that she doesn’t kiss, and does not want her pussy licking. She put the condom on with her mouth and gave a reasonable blowjob. We performed missionary, bent over the bed, reverse cowgirl, spoons and finshed in doggie.

The reason I say she is a weak positive (for me anyway) is because of her lack of effort, personally I’ve seen more enthusiasm in opening a bottle of milk and she used way too much lube which ruined any feeling and the lack of kissing which I would have paid the extra for.

So, staying in London on business recently for 1 night (unusually alone, as normally as I'm with colleagues), I was at my hotel in Kings Cross and looked up some options for a massage. Bamboo Natural Therapy was literally just around the corner - texted them to book a 1 hour slot, instant reply and confirmed straightaway.

https://www.bamboonaturaltherapy.co.uk/

On arrival there were 2 girls sat behind the receptionist.
Girl 1: Chinese, looked young (early 20s?), very sexy looking and winked at me.
Girl 2: Frumpy looking white girl (later transpired to be Polish), quite large (size 16-18), looked mid 30s, wasn't smiling and looked dour.

I asked for the first girl but got told she's waiting for another booking, so I had to take the Polish girl. Wasn't too happy but figured I could decline the extras and just get the massage at £60 for 1 hour, Eastern Europeans are normally quite decent in giving massages.

Went down to the basement room, stripped off naked, she returned shortly afterwards and the massage began. First impressions weren't great, non-stop chat from her asking loads of questions and telling me her life story. Tried to deflect them and told her I'd rather just lie in silence relaxing, then a minute later she'd start back up talking. Massage was very good though.

After 20 mins or so, she asked if I'd been here before (no) and asked if I wanted a "special massage". I figured why the hell not as she had quite decent boobs and it might get her to shut up, so I asked how much. She said "your offer" so I low-balled and suggested £50 for b2b - she replied £60 but promised it would be "extra special". Can't complain at that for London prices. Didn't want the cash until the end and she immediately started to strip off. I was quite surprised, she had a beautiful body under the frumpy looking clothes, and massive natural boobs (not an expert but I'd say 36G). Freshly waxed pussy with no hint of stubble, completely smooth.

Started off with b2b whilst I lay on my front which was very extended and sensual with her nibbling my ears and neck, then asked to turn. Started riding me, grinding her pussy against me whilst encouraging me to suck on her boobs, then went onto an extended and sensual oily HJ. Before popping I suggested I massage her first. She seemed quite excited by it and lay on the table, and off I went. After massaging her external bits for a good while I cheekily tried to slip a finger in and she didn't resist. Then 2 fingers. And before we both knew it, she was squirting everywhere, the table got soaked. She was literally in disbelief and said she'd never squirted in her life before. From this moment on she was putty in my hands, I'm pretty sure she would have fucked me if I had a condom in my wallet.

Got her to stand up, one leg resting up on the bed, hugging me whilst I continued to finger her, and squirted all over the floor again. Not talking about a dribble but a full on waterfall of female ejaculate, her legs shaking. My turn to get some pleasure so I lay back on the bed, she climbed on top and started wanking me off. Despite her best efforts it wasn't going anywhere, so with 5 mins left, I asked if I could help out. Got her to lie down, sat on top and tossed myself off between those massive jugs. She didn't mind when I shot a massive load which hit her face, and laughed about it saying "It's the least I could do after you make me cum so much". Offered a shower but I'd rather go back to my hotel and have one, so got dressed, gave her the £60 and I was off on my way.

Apparently she works Tuesdays and Fridays there, she begged me to return but I'm not in London again for 6 weeks.

Sometimes you get surprised and what you think will be a half-assed punt turns into an amazing one 


 

Comms: Good by phone
Price: £220ph
Looks: 7.5/10

Saw a few reviews for Grace, thought she would be my type based on profile pictures. However found them to not be representative, they’re her, but think they’re outdated.

She seemed older and not gym toned. She wasn’t overweight but definitely not athletic/toned either, and less attractive facially than her pictures.

Works from a pleasant clean location, was ready on time, friendly, well-spoken and chatty, but seems to have a slightly serious demeanour about her.

Services were provided well, but I didn’t really enjoy it as I didn’t find her attractive.

Services: owo, missionary, doggy, cowgirl, lfk and hj

https://www.adultwork.com/5406879 or https://www.adultwork.com/Grace%5FBennett+

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https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=6992228

Location
Exeter Courtyard Marriot

Time
22/04/24 7pm. 1hr 30m. £500 (inc £50 OWO)

Services provided
OWO (extra £50), DFK (at her discretion), RO (on her), fingering, protected sex

The meet
Booked Ariana a week ago by text. Replies were prompt and very friendly. Got a great vibe and we sorted all administration out with no fuss.

Monday rolls around I message to confirm and receive an excited reply. Check into hotel and shower and await her arrival.

Ariana doesn't have face pics on profile so it is always a bit of a gamble as to whether you will fancy them but she had a phenomenal body in her photos so I wasn't worried too much to be honest.

Knock on the door and opened and my jaw dropped to the floor. She is one of the best looking women I've ever seen. 10/10. Gorgeous light green eyes, slim gym fit athletic physique but with bundles of feminity. Small but pert boobs and an unbelievable ass. This is a girl who takes absolute top care of her body and appearance and it shows. Medium length light brown hair and some tan. No work done and nothing fake about her at all. She is absolutely stunning.

She turned up in the tightest and shortest dress imaginable with high heels and no underwear as per my request. I caught a glimpse as she walked past me and I was beyond turned on. If you saw her on a night out she would be one of those girls who is "out of everyone's league".

We had a quick chat on the sofa in the room to break the ice before I slipped her heels off and got things going.

She stripped off slowly as did I and we both made our way to the bed. I had to have a taste of her and proceeded to go down on her from behind. Wow.. perfect. She is clean, smooth and tasted devine. What a sight. Could have spent the whole hour there.

We then spent the next hour touching groping and fucking in multiple positions. She gives great head with plenty of eye contact and spit.

Personality is equally gorgeous. She is engaging and interesting and we stopped to catch our breath a few times with never a dull or awkward silence.

True value for money and she is an absolute diamond. By far the best I've had and maybe one of the best looking women I've ever had the pleasure of sleeping with.

10/10 will be returning.

After reading all of the positive feedback and a few failed attempts at arranging a meet when we were both available I finally managed to pin her down (literally) back in March.

https://www.adultwork.com/6758080 or https://www.adultwork.com/April%5FBanks

Paid £100/hh which seems to be the norm these days.

Comms through AW which I don't particularly like to do (usually prefer to fire off a text) but they worked and thankfully I still had 4G when I got to the approximate location to receive the final instructions 

Discreet enough location and easy enough to find (Burton Joyce), April opened the door to me in a gorgeous set of lingerie that pushed everything in all the right directions, very charming and easy to talk to and immediately made me feel at ease.


We went up to the bedroom and I would certainly describe the house as "lived in" but I think a fair description would be untidy rather than dirty, certainly nothing offputting.

I handed the money over which she stashed whilst I went for a piss and gave the todger a quick rinse in the sink (having showered at home) and when I came back she was there ready for me.

I'd actually say she's prettier in real life than she is in her pics, the pics are well staged and airbrushed which I think takes away from her natural "milfiness," I'd definitely get kicked out of a nightclub for gawping at her.


Started off with plenty of DFK as she undressed me and it wasn't long before I had her bra unhooked to reveal those nice big tits, a lot firmer than I'd expected with an almost fake feel but 100% real and delicious! OWO which was clearly well practiced and able to take quite deep. Favour returned with her sat on my face and being very nice tasting and fragrance-free. A mixture of cowgirl and missionary with a nice peaceful rhythm however once I took her in doggy and gave a tug on her hair it switched up a gear, it seems that in the right frame of mind she will let you fck her VERY hard, allowing me to choke, scratch and slap her which she certainly sounded to enjoy, flipping back to missionary where I was truly able to pin her down and go hell for leather.

I decided I wanted to cum on her tits and to get me over the line there was vigorous facefucking which was incredible fun before drenching her.


Overall I think I left her suitably destroyed and myself sufficiently emptied, I definitely outstayed the half hour but there was no clock watching at all and we chatted for a bit after cleanup.

I don't make a habit of seeing the same WG twice but if I find myself in the area again and the stars align I would certainly revisit.

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/leicester-le1/feeling-tired-or-stressed--contact-sophie--you-will-be-delig/324565226

My first review on this site, so any feedback welcome

Meet occurred last week with Sophie at a Thai Massage Parlor in Leicester city centre. Comms were very good over text, so 1 hour appointment was agreed and the address sent over. No free parking in the area as it was the city centre, so decided to leave my car in the nearby shopping centre car park (£3.50 for 2hours), but had other errands to run so not a problem.

Prices for massage were advertised as Relaxing massage £50/1hr £30/30mins, Deep tissue massage £70/1hr £40/30mins. Opted for the £50 option. Payment could be taken via cash or card.

Arrived on time and money exchanged downstairs. Then was introduced to Sophie who led me upstairs to a massage room with a table. She was short, roughly 5ft 4, probably dress size 8, with a pretty face, blond hair and dressed in a masseuse uniform. Image on site is a true representation.

Massage started very well, with good technique, plenty of stretching and long strokes which I like. However no extra attention was given to the main area.

On turning the usual question was asked, hr, topless hr, or b2b. Decided on topless hr at £80 (a lot more than what I would normally pay, but wasn’t thinking with my head and those knockers were calling my name! ) Cash was exchanged first and then she stripped. Touching and licking were allowed which, for £80, I would have hoped so!

Nice ending to the massage, shower was offered but declined. The massage and extras was not rushed with no clock watching at all, and she gave an amazing head massage at the end which nearly put me to sleep!

Strong positive if a legit Thai massage is what you are looking for. The only let down was the expensive extra options which offered the same service that I have got for cheaper elsewhere.

https://www.adultwork.com/7394730
Has to be a negative.
Text in morning to see if available at 11.00am prompt reply saying no but 11.30am. Agreed to this, she txt back location, pricing and extras, agreed duration 1 hr, price £120 + £10 kissing and £10 OWO.
Said to contact when get there.
Up to this point, thought this was going really well especially due to the reviews on here.
11.20am phoned, straight to answer phone, continued another 12 times if not more, last time was 11.40am, also sent texts, nothing back. Not even now
As this was first choice and she got back so promptly, didn't have an alternative up my sleeve

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3883108

Recently decided to meet up with Emms after hearing so many positive reviews about her. I usually go for slimmer girls, but that pic of her in the maid costume sold me straight away

When: Early April 2024
Where: Hotel not far from Wimbledon station
Service: FK, OWO, 69, Doggy, Missionary
Price: 1 hour for £200

Comms: Comms with EroticEmms was a breeze – a quick chat on AW email, then we texted to iron out the finer details.

Looks: Gorgeous face, captivating eyes you get lost in, and a bit of an alternative vibe that I loved. Very smooth porcelain skin. As others have mentioned, she's on the curvy/plump side but plumpy in all the right places. C cup boobs which were a perfect handful. Honourable mention to her ass. If you haven't done doggy with her, you are missing out big-time

The meet:

She greeted me at the door with a warm welcome. Quick shower, paperwork sorted, a brief chat, and then straight to business. Started with some FK, then moved on to unclasping her bra and going in for those sensitive, thick nipples. She took charge, kneeling in front of me, rubbing my cock over my trousers, undoing my fly, and pulling them down along with my boxers.  She slowly starts sucking me, gradually going deeper and picking up the pace. Her oral was very sloppy and deep- just how I like it, and she didn't neglect my balls. After 5/10 minutes of heaven, I requested 69 and she eagerly accepted. I made sure I had a nice handful of her ass while I went to work on her clit. Her oral skills are spectacular because, at some point, I was too lost in a trance to lick her


Then came the main event – I put a condom on and placed her into doggy. Her ass literally makes waves as you're pounding it, which drove me insane. In an attempt to retain an ounce of composure, I flipped her into missionary and gave her deep strokes... and she began to squirt! Whether her squirt is pee or ejaculatory fluid will remain a mystery (there was a slight scent of urine), but I found it incredibly hot.

Overall, Emms was a hot and willing partner in crime. Do I recommend her? Hell yeah. And as for me, I think I’ll be coming back for more soon.

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https://annabellasescorts.com/girl/tina/

Booking - sometime in late March 2024 - 30 Mins - £70.  I wanted to see Ella, but changed my mind as I'd read Tina (described as a legend) was only back for a short time.  Booked via text 2 hours before session, quick response with directions provided.

Location - The Hub, and my first time at this location.  It was a Saturday but there were some ginks hanging about the entrance which caught me off guard.  However, I just pressed the number and gave it 'Hi Bob' its John' into the mic - buzzed up very quickly.

Meet - I realise it's each to my own but I found Tina to be a stunning woman facially, really pretty and an amazing arse.  Tits are big (but fake) and I thought they were nicely done, not too hard at all.  Once directed in to the room Tina and I exchanged pleasantries, and the cheese, then she left me to stash that as I got undressed.  I can see why some would think she was cold/stand offish, but having read this ahead of time it was fine, I think that's just her manner - I found her to be really friendly.

Tina came back into the room in a tight black negligee and we got straight down to it.  OWO with me standing up and playing with her tits, and she has great technique, with lots of attention paid to the balls.  This was almost too much for me so asked her to lie down on the bed as I munched on her pussy, then flipped her over to rim her arse.  I continued with this for a while as I knew I wouldn't last long inside her.  Eventually went into doggy and pulled out fairly quickly to cum over her tits, I was laughing on the pop as there was no way I was going any longer.  Quick clean up and on my way on time.

Really good meet, would certainly see her again, can she why she's a legend.  Would definitely consider the Ella duo if I thought I could last more than 5 minutes 

https://www.divaescort.com/girls/brunette-navi

Punt happened a week ago.

Comm: Easy and quick. Booked through agency for an hour for £250.

Services: It's the lady in the picture just without the make up. Quite attractive. Looks to me she's in her late 20s. Slim figure and small tits. Doesn't speak much English.
Paperwork and shower. Then some lip kissing and I started kissing her body. Somehow she told me to relax 
She did have a bit of BO when I was kissing her shoulder, a bit of a turn off.

Asked for a bj and she pulled out a condom. I requested OWO which she agreed after a few back and forth "chat".
It took her so long to finally put her lips on my cock, and it felt like convincing my first gf to give me her first bj so I came straight away 
Then we chatted, and moved onto round 2.
Again, she was kissing everywhere of my body for so long except for my cock, until I told her to.
But as she started I told her to just have sex, as I felt like the same thing would happen just like round 1.
Sex in multiple positions and finished in the bag.

Overall it is a natural. She is friendly to talk to. Shy girl vibe.
Can't rate her owo skills as I had performance issues.

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/manchester-m4/soul--mind-relaxing/217810472

With an hour to kill in Manchester I fired a text of to Xanadu (now called Atlantis Spa) to see who was working. I was told Jess and Sophie (aged 35 & 38). I asked if I could choose the girl when I got there - to be told yes and I asked if it would be ok to turn up in 10 minutes - again a yes.

People called Jessie and Sofu have been reviewed here on UKP with good reviews. I hoped it'd be one of them.

Xanadu is located on Oldham Street in the Northern Quarter of Manchester.

I rang the bell on the outside door. The street was quiet and there a couple of businesses located in there. It's not that conspicuous.

After ascending two fights of stairs I entered to find "Wangle (or Wan-Lee as I've also heard he called). I think she's the manager and I've seen her before.

I mentioned that I was told about a second girl. She said that she was late for work (it was 1030 and she should have started at 10am). She asked me to sit on the sofa and wait.

About five minutes later the door opened and in came the missing second masseuse.

She just wasn't my type so I made my excuses and left.

I think 38 and 38 were a gross underestimation of their ages and is put them at 48 & 53.

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/basingstoke-rg21/relaxing-massage-service/323221142

When : last few weeks

Services and cost: £100 1hr “massage + sex” + £20 OWO extra

Comms: pretty good. Responsive on text. Didn’t mind questions. I even asked for some “real” photos as opposed to the clearly fake ones on VS. Was sent a shopped photo which still wasn’t anything like real life. Good explanation as to how to find her place. Arranged services as above. Paid the extra when I got there

Location: very nice block of apartments at the heart of town. Entrance is rather large and on the main one way system. If you’re local it could be a tricky entrance to remain discrete. Her apartment was on the first floor. As I waited for the lift a bloke came trotting down the staircase. It was only during midway punt that I realised this could quite easily have been a previous punter.  The normal magic door nonsense and was immediately shown in to the bedroom. Wasn’t offered a shower before or after. Large concerns for hygiene as you’ll read later.

Lady: profile states 22 yr old Japanese. What stood in front of me was a 40/50 yr old Chinese lady. 5’4” smiley. Limited English. Probably size 10/12. Large natural C/Ds. Mummy tummy plus later life spread. Not hugely unpleasant but nothing resembling the profile whatsoever.

Service: laid face down on the bed and what proceeded was a silent and thoroughly underwhelming massage of sorts. Just about used oil. Swept up and down my back and shoulders with her hands. Absolutely no attempt to engage in pleasantries. I tried a few times but got nothing back. Did top half then did legs with zero cc swipes or RUs at all. Nothing sensual or erotic at all. No real skills in massage so therefore it missed on all levels.

Turned over and she started straight to some oral. She asked if I wanted condom or not. I chose the latter and she told me extra £20. I agreed. Now in fairness, her BJ skills were excellent. She nestled in between my legs and gave a good reasonably deep BJ varying speed and intensity and frankly I should have just settled with this. But no - I had to get greedy and asked if I could go down on her.

Sure - she plonked herself on her back and opened her legs. All that was missing was an eye roll. She had a fully shaved bifter which, to me, is always a good sign of personal care. As I lowered myself in and started to lick the smell hit me. Not as you’d expect….but for certain it was the unmistakable subtle smell (and indeed taste) of latex! Yup - I was lapping at the after effects of her previous shag. And then I remembered the bloke. And all became clear. “Fk that shit” I thought and came immediately bouncing up.

Went in with the rubber and tried something different. I think at some stage as she lay there on her back after about 10 mins I got the slightest of moans. I think. I’m sure I just about heard it. At this point I’d pretty much given up. I might have changed positions - I can’t remember. I was just thinking of what I should get for lunch. At one point I caught her literally checking the time. Finally I blurted. Jumped up. Let her wipe me clean. Clothes on. Bolted for the door.

No idea what really to say to this one. Bored as fk SP with (imho) zero hygiene routine.

Recommend: no
Return: no

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=5263537

Comms - Messaged first on Adultwork to get her WhatsApp number, then all communications were done through there to arrange date and time of meeting, all very clear and easy.

Location - House in a nice looking area just outside Peterborough, parked near some shops around the corner with no parking restrictions to be seen, then walked to her place.

Looks - 5ft tall and size 18 from Adultwork and I’d say that’s very accurate, I was pleased with what I saw, I’d say 7/10 for her face and 8/10 for her body, well manicured hands and toes as well.

The meet - Had agreed on £40 for the half hour to include bareback sex. She left the door open for me so I went straight up the stairs and into the bathroom for a quick freshen up. Into the bedroom and Teasing T was lying on the bed naked ready for me, so I stripped off put the money on the side and joined her. Seeing her pussy in front of me I couldn’t resist getting straight in there with my mouth and licked until she got very wet, which led to a couple of fingers inside which she seemed to really enjoy and she started the dirty talk as well.

By now I was desperate to get sucked myself so moved so my cock was next to her mouth and she said can you fuck my mouth please, first time I’ve been asked that, but I was happy to oblige, I’m not the biggest but she took me balls deep and I thrust away as quickly as I could and she didn’t flinch once, it was definitely one of the best blowjobs of my life.

Onto sex, went for missionary so she laid back and I entered her bareback and started pumping away,  lots of dirty talk from both of us and I think she enjoyed it as much as I did, 5 minutes later the inevitable happened and I deposited a weeks worth of cum inside her.

Quick clean up whilst we chatted and I was soon on my way.

Would I return - The meet was more like seeing a FB rather than paid for sex so it’s a firm yes from me and I’m sure I’ll be making plenty more trips to see her.

Would I recommend- Well I know how most on here feel about the BB issue so whilst I would say go for it, I’m assuming most will not be interested anyway.

URL https://www.divaescort.com/girls/brunette-romance
Paid £375 for 1.5 hours got OWO free
Comms Usual efficient Diva comms. Had my eye on Romance for awhile, and the chance arose. It's a bit of a faff getting to this part of town for me, so I jumped at the chance when the stars aligned. However, I did specify 90 mins, but was told it was ony 60 mins when I saw the girl. Then commenced a lot of texting during the meet (and even mid penetration!) to sort out the missing 30 minutes and subsequent clients (or so I was told.. more on that later)

Venue An interesting block of flats. All triple height ceilings, with just one unit on each floor. So expect a long walk up the stairs. She's on the third or fourth floor. Enter the room and there's a four poster bed in the middle, with a huge mirror next to it. The bathroom is similarly grand, with a standalone tub and a double sized shower. Pity everything is slightly shabby, so there isn't quite that porn luxe feel. A waste.

Girl Very close to the pictures. Romance is a skinny petite Brasilian with a very pretty face. Decent skin although some discoloured patches here and there, nothing major. Her hair is naturally frizzy and has been straightened, I think. Tits are a very firm handful. B cups and natural. Skin is a light caramel colour. Not especially toned, but she has the natural tightness of youth. Will have to hit the gym in future if she wants to stay hot. Pert bottom end, but not especially large or remarkable. Her face is probably the highlight although unfortunately, she becomes half as attractive with a cock in her mouth sucking away... her face gets elongated in a not very flattering manner! Her english is pretty good, although I feel she struggled with comprehension a little. Even though her spoken English sounds good. Her personality is ditzy rather than sexy, if that makes sense. She's girlish and bubbly, but not necessarily sexy.

Meet Some faff with the booking duration. Lots of texting during the meet. Supposedly sorting out the extra 30 minutes for me, and re-arranging another client with the agency. But the doorbell goes off as I am about to leave, and she lets in two of her friends while I exit her flat. Since the next client is supposed to be there in 5 minutes, I struggle to see how her friends could have showed up at that time. Felt like maybe she was just texting her friends the whole time...

Anyway she's in a blue two piece when I enter. She offers me a shower which I take. Then into the room. She asks if I want OWO to which I say yes. It's £30 extra she says. I tell her I'll give it to her when I leave, as we're already semi undressed. Alright... on with some LFK. She doesn't seem especially keen on DFK and LFK throughout. Paw at her tits while she presents her nubile body in front of me and the mirror. It's quite a sight as she has one leg on the floor and the other hiked up around my waist as I suckle her and give her butt cheeks a nice grubbing. Then she plops down on my lap and lets me continue to eat her tits. After some time she insists on OWO kneeling before me. Another nice sight in the mirror. She notices after awhile and takes me by the hand to the mirror and gives me a sideways view of her swallowing my cock. Nice touch. The OWO is not bad, and she gives the balls plenty of attention too. Solid seven out of 10.

The onto the sex. As usual with these gaffs the bed is too soft, making it hard to get into positions. She seems to quite enjoy cowgirl, bouncing up and down. But she seems to enjoy being held down and pounded from below even more. She seems to be genuinely very sensitive - no hands on her vag, even rubbing her clit. Oh I forget - I give her a RO session which she seems to greatly enjoy. After a few minutes of tonguing she's bucking her hips and moaning, legs shaking. She was very quiet just before her climax. This makes me think of a tip from Silvermonica - you know your tongue is working when the girl is quiet, she told me.

Anyway after cowgirl, we attempt some missionary. Again exquisite grimacing and lip biting as I tease her entrance with my head. She seems to genuinely be feeling it. Various missionary pounding positions ensue, but it's not very comfortable due to the bed. Then we try doggy but the bed is a bit too high for me to stand on the floor. Im on tip toes. Tough to get into rhythm. Kneeling on the bed isn't great either because it's soft. Finally give that up and go to prone bone, then split prone bone. She invites me to lay my weight on her in prone, in a nice touch. The body to body contact is nice, as is the intensified moaning and squirming. Finally go to spoons, and then cum with a wank and her tits in my mouth. She seems to enjoy a little light choking, but not the hand over her nose and mouth.

She's generally agreeable and goes along with what you want. Again, bubbly and girly which are attractive qualities, but not necessarily sexy. A little bit ditzy so I slightly overlook her constant texting and her friends showing up at the end. The impression is less of a clock watcher and more of someone who's just.. disorganised but well meaning. She is an architecture student who doesn't escort in Sao Paulo, where she is from. Only in London. And she isn't planning on touring any other European cities. So maybe this is the only crack at a good girl gone bad.

All in all, a neutral. Pretty girl, nice body, agreeble personality but slightly ditzy and lots of phone checking and texting.


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https://www.adultwork.com/7113339

Messaged mid morning and meet arranged just after lunch after a few messages.
Well known location for thai girls in Renfrew top floor flat, will put a few off as there is a ring doorbelll on the way up.
Paid £150 for an hour including £20 for OWO & DFK

On entry usual behind the door and when i got in was greeted by a beautiful fit thai girl in white negligee and white knickers showing through.
Pictures and description on AW spot on, great body with a lovely pair of bolt ons and shaved downstairs
Used the Bathroom then returned to Bedroom sorted fee and we both stripped and onto the bed where plenty DFK and exploring began, oral on her first before swapping over and then several positions before blowing my load.
After clean up we had wee chat and she was saying how she had so many messages and was just lucky timing to get her, she showed me the messages in her phone and it was crazy. Did say she was probably leaving early as she wasn't comfortable in the flat due to issues not sure who from but don't think it was neighbours.
Started more DFK whilst giving me a handjob for round 2 didn't seem up for much else for round 2 but wasn't complaining as enjoying the DFK makes a change to get a Thai girl with good DFK with tongue action .
Said she would come back but to Glasgow next time so here's hoping as i would deffo see again.

Elsa hot sexy Erotic

Headline summary:

Meeting took place December 2023

1 Hour for £100

In call to her apartment (Maidstone)

https://www.adultwork.com/7530761 or https://www.adultwork.com/Elsa+hot+sexy+Erotic

Neutral rating

Communications were excellent and swift

Planning:

This was to be an end of year punt and my initial enquiry was made two days before the intended deed was to take place. On the day I when trying to confirm Elsa failed to pick up her phone.  She then text back asking me to confirm the time and duration, a text was resent detailing her prices and extras which were as follows:

Massage with happy ending:
30min/ £50
60min/ £80
90min/ £120
B2B extra £20 with touching and naked massage

I had perused UKP and found a number of reviews with the most recent being from May 2021, apparently her old AW profile got deleted so I will link to the last review that I found https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=308619.msg3229775#msg3229775

Elsa provided me with her Postcode and set off, to the Garden of England in full anticipation of getting a quality massage whilst also being able to enjoy her ample chest.

Meeting:

Her property isn’t far from Maidstone Barracks Station, I drove and found parking in an adjacent road to her apartment. There is a controlled parking zone in operation between 8am – 6.30pm from Monday – Saturday, or for 2 hours with no return within 2 hours.

When I arrived, I called Elsa to make her aware that I had parked, she gave me her address and kept me on the phone and directed me to her apartment. This was in a large Victorian looking house with several flats. When I got there the main entrance door was closed, so Elsa threw me the keys from her window to let myself in. I climbed the stairs to her apartment where I was let straight in, the communal area is in need of decoration as is Elsa’s apartment I was to find out later.
I was ushered into a room which felt a little cold, which had the massage table in the centre of it. Elsa increased the heating to a more suitable temperature, as has previously been mentioned the room has a diffuser and ambient lighting and fitting of a place for sensual massage.

Looks:

I would describe Elsa as looking very much like her images in her public gallery, the third image provides an accurate and fair representation of the lady who I met.  Her age needs to be rounded up by at least 10 years from the advertised age of 30, the remaining statistics appear to be in keeping with what’s advertised.
Her tits although stated as being enhanced felt good, hold up well and I saw no evidence of scars, her arse is non-existent as is the case with most Thai ladies that I’ve seen here and in their homeland.

Services delivered:

We confirmed the services and I handed over the Lizzies which she went to stash and I got undressed and laid down fully undressed on the table. She returned and commence with the massage; I had requested a happy start and a happy ending to proceedings.  The build up to the first pop was done all rather well without any rush to get me across the line, cleaned up and flipped onto my front.

Round two commenced with nice strokes down the back and arms before she started the massage at my ankles and working her way up my torso. Oil was now starting to be applied which had been warmed, Elsa climbed up onto the table and commences with body slides which felt good with her using her tits to good effect. This continued for about a further 15 minutes before she gets off of the table and asks me to turn over.

On the flip it’s much of the same as before with nice strokes up and down my body before she started the massage at my ankles and working her way up my torso again. I was allowed to touch her and took full advantage of this; her skin was smooth and I let my hands wonder. Elsa is fully shaved and I was allowed to explore outside of her pussy.

Time for more warm oil which was applied liberally over my front, and Elsa climbs on again to administer more body slides which felt great but to my surprise I didn’t feel the sap rising. When she applied the oil to my groin for pop number two, I didn’t instantly gain an erection which is unusual for me. I realised that she wasn’t doing it for me in terms of her action or her physical presence and I had to think long and hard about another SP in various states of undress to get myself hard again.  That part of the mission accomplished I had to direct proceedings which kind of killed the moment for me as I would have proffered to have just closed my eyes and allow things to happen naturally. I ended with firing over her tits and being wiped down with the paper sheet before being directed to the shower.  This is in a bath with a shower curtain, whilst the heat was good and the power from the shower adequate, the bathroom has seen better years!

Conclusion:

If this was judged on the surroundings it would be a resounding negative, some will not be able to get past the condition of the premises. I received a good service which I’m making my judgement on but I didn’t find Elsa attractive enough for my second pop to conclude without my mind kicking in to assist, and so this is a neutral from my perspective.

Recommended: Yes

Would you return? No

https://www.houseofdivine.com/london-escorts/rose/

£80 for 30 mins.

Found I had some free time in the area so phoned to see who's available at 1 hours notice.  Rose was the option.  She's described as 23 (believable) size 10 (more like 14, definitely very rounded) and 32GG (believable).  And reasonably attractive, bearing in mind she's much larger than my preference.

Got undressed, tried to kiss (FK listed on the profile) but got a couple of pecks and that's it.  She did OWO which was pretty good, then 69.  She asked if I'd ever had a tit-fuck.  Not with a good pair as these, so we did – it was good.  Then condom on, her on top, then missionary.  Finally condom off, back to tit-fuck till I messed up app over her 32GGs.

Neutral as she didn't have any enthusiasm,  and didn't kiss despite FK being listed.  Her being much larger than Size 10 just reinforced the neutral.  If the photos showed were more accurate for size then I wouldn't include this in the reason for a neutral, and with proper FK and enthusiasm it would have been a positive.

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/milton-keynes-mk9/-naughty-lara----hottest-red-hot--/

Location:

Flats near Milton Keynes Train Station

The Girl:

I would say she was about 30. Cute face, lovely all over tan. Saucepan tits that were saggy. Lovely ass.

Services:

Sex, reverse oral, kissing is extra as is OWO. She charges depending on hygiene and how clean you look. OWO is £40 extra.

The Session:

I gave her £80 for session plus £20 for kissing. Again, this could be £40 if you are not clean.

We started with light kissing (just pecks) and I was getting fed up at this point. She took her glasses off, then she put them on again, then off again. Then she was wiping herself with a wet wipe and telling me her pussy was clean. At this point I asked if we could shorten it to 15 minutes. Not possible she said, as her agency have already booked me in for half hour. I said forget it and left. The usually false platitudes and I was on my way. She said she is Hungarian. Not sure to be honest. could be Romanian.

£100 down the Swanny.

Pleasant enough girl, but she was too slow and was not passionate enough.