Author Topic: Bizzare/Stupid/Ignorant/Funny Replies for Offering and NOT Offering Bareback Sex (Read 75875 times)

CoolTiger · « **on:** June 28, 2013, 03:19:41 pm »

BB as a topic is adequately covered in other threads, so am not planning to add another one to it.

When reading profiles of those WGs who openly offer BB, it amazes me how they treat this activity,
and shows their immaturity/ignorance, stupidity, etc.

What have you come across?

Others who Definitely don't allow it sometimes end up putting some humourus comments. I shall dig some out when I get a chance.

Here's the first one:

Q. Do you do sex without rubbers ?
A. Yeah that's cool as I have an implant so can't get pregnant so as long as your clean then that is cool by me.

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CoolTiger · « **Reply #1 on:** June 28, 2013, 03:21:47 pm »

I recall once seeing

Q BB Sex?
A £1million just for thinking about it, and the answer will still be NO!!

CoolTiger · « **Reply #2 on:** June 28, 2013, 03:32:43 pm »

Q. Do you do bareback?
A. I've always joked I'd do bareback with someone I'd never met if they handed me £20,000 cash before hand and oculd show me a doctors certificate.. It's not happened yet!

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Dan23 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 28, 2013, 03:33:30 pm »

Quote from: CoolTiger on June 28, 2013, 03:19:41 pm

BB as a topic is adequately covered in other threads, so am not planning to add another one to it.

When reading profiles of those WGs who openly offer BB, it amazes me how they treat this activity,
and shows their immaturity/ignorance, stupidity, etc.

What have you come across?

Others who Definitely don't allow it sometimes end up putting some humourus comments. I shall dig some out when I get a chance.

Here's the first one:

Q. Do you do sex without rubbers ?
A. Yeah that's cool as I have an implant so can't get pregnant so as long as your clean then that is cool by me.

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the whole profile makes me laugh!

CoolTiger · « **Reply #4 on:** June 28, 2013, 03:42:40 pm »

Q. Do you really do bareback?
A. Yes I do and I enjoy it but I have condoms if you wish to use them.

Yeah right, we'll still come to you for non-BB Sex.

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CoolTiger · « **Reply #5 on:** June 28, 2013, 03:43:57 pm »

I also recall one WG saying she would allow BB, but you could not cum inside her

rpg · « **Reply #6 on:** June 28, 2013, 03:44:57 pm »

This one here is my all time favourite "up her own arse" profile. If you can find the bareback question amongst all the shit it's a beauty!
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Tailpipe · « **Reply #7 on:** June 28, 2013, 03:52:57 pm »

Quote from: rpg on June 28, 2013, 03:44:57 pm

This one here is my all time favourite "up her own arse" profile. If you can find the bareback question amongst all the shit it's a beauty!
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Is Marmalade AW profile wriiting to his spare time.

Was joke he knows I respect his posts.

CoolTiger · « **Reply #8 on:** June 28, 2013, 04:31:04 pm »

Q. Do you do bareback?
A. Absolutely no chance! Don't bother asking! I value my health above all.

Any photo's of me in my private gallery engaging in bareback intercourse are with my current partner.
This will not happen with any clients.

I won't post the profile, as it would not be fair on her. Have seen numerous profiles like this
where BB pictures are shown in public or PG, together with the above note.

CoolTiger · « **Reply #9 on:** June 28, 2013, 04:49:52 pm »

Q. DO YOU DO BAREBACK?
A. NOT FOR 1MILLION. ANY REQUESTS WILL SWIFTLY BE IGNORED AS I DO NOT WISH TO HAVE A SESSION WITH ANYONE WHO WOULD PUT THEIR HEALTH AND LIVES AT RISK THAT WAY!!

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Ali Katt · « **Reply #10 on:** June 28, 2013, 05:03:29 pm »

Quote from: rpg on June 28, 2013, 03:44:57 pm

This one here is my all time favourite "up her own arse" profile. If you can find the bareback question amongst all the shit it's a beauty!
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Q. BAREBACK. A.
* I DO NOT OFFER BAREBACK. EVER *

I am a Libertarian. I passionately support the right of every individual to do, say, act, etc whatever, however, wherever and why ever, they so wish without the need to justify or explain themselves. As such, although the provision of BB as an escort service is absolutely NOT EVER in my remit, I have no tolerance for those sanctemonsious bussy bodies with the misplaced self appointed authority, lecturing other members here about theirf sexual practices. I simply ask for the same respect in return and ask that my boundaries be accepted and honoured.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #11 on:** June 28, 2013, 05:10:04 pm »

Quote from: CoolTiger on June 28, 2013, 04:31:04 pm

Q. Do you do bareback?
A. Absolutely no chance! Don't bother asking! I value my health above all.

Any photo's of me in my private gallery engaging in bareback intercourse are with my current partner.
This will not happen with any clients.

I won't post the profile, as it would not be fair on her. Have seen numerous profiles like this
where BB pictures are shown in public or PG, together with the above note.

I've seen these profiles as well, some with videos of the prostitute doing bareback and they still seem surprised when men ask for bareback. Another one is pornstar profiles were they do bareback in porn, but not as an escort.

philboi · « **Reply #12 on:** June 28, 2013, 05:15:04 pm »

Q. Do you do bareback?
A. Anyone mentioning anything about this subject will have their balls removed from their sacks, then deep fried until they are crispy golden brown and replaced with plenty of chilly sauce. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!

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CoolTiger · « **Reply #13 on:** June 28, 2013, 05:16:25 pm »

No Q&A on BB, but profile is ticked for it.

I am totally clean and have my sexual health tested every 2 weeks

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #14 on:** June 28, 2013, 05:17:20 pm »

What I love is when they declare on their profile that they do not do it, or when they do not mention it one way or the other.

When it comes to the high point of the whole meeting, really really randy, both of us going at it hard, after much snogging and licking and sucking, they capitulate They do not want to stop and interrupt the ecstasy and carry on regardless, usually without even mentioning it, often making appreciative animalistic noises.

Whoopee.

akauya · « **Reply #15 on:** June 28, 2013, 05:20:23 pm »

Quote from: rpg on June 28, 2013, 03:44:57 pm

This one here is my all time favourite "up her own arse" profile. If you can find the bareback question amongst all the shit it's a beauty!
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Bloody hell, does she really expect punters to go through all that crap? Mefinks too much time on her hands waiting for the phone to ring

CoolTiger · « **Reply #16 on:** June 28, 2013, 05:20:37 pm »

Quote from: philboi on June 28, 2013, 05:15:04 pm

Q. Do you do bareback?
A. Anyone mentioning anything about this subject will have their balls removed from their sacks, then deep fried until they are crispy golden brown and replaced with plenty of chilly sauce. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!

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philboi · « **Reply #17 on:** June 28, 2013, 05:24:10 pm »

Quote from: CoolTiger on June 28, 2013, 05:20:37 pm

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CoolTiger, you didn't really expect to see a Q&A like that.... did you????

Own up, who else clicked it??

CoolTiger · « **Reply #18 on:** June 28, 2013, 05:26:47 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on June 28, 2013, 05:10:04 pm

I've seen these profiles as well, some with videos of the prostitute doing bareback and they still seem surprised when men ask for bareback. Another one is pornstar profiles were they do bareback in porn, but not as an escort.

Another one where "pictures and clips are filmed with 100% clean and regularly tested fellow
performers and for viewing pleasure only "

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CoolTiger · « **Reply #19 on:** June 28, 2013, 05:30:24 pm »

Quote from: philboi on June 28, 2013, 05:24:10 pm

CoolTiger, you didn't really expect to see a Q&A like that.... did you????

Own up, who else clicked it??

I can't deny it, can I?

Mind you, I had crossed my legs tightly when attempting to open it.

Melb · « **Reply #20 on:** June 28, 2013, 11:30:54 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on June 28, 2013, 05:17:20 pm

often making appreciative animalistic noises.

Whoopee.

That's because the prossies you shag are closer to the animal kingdom than humanity

BTW whoopee is a noise made by cushions, not animals.

Aldaman · « **Reply #21 on:** June 29, 2013, 12:01:06 am »

Quote from: CoolTiger on June 28, 2013, 04:49:52 pm

Q. DO YOU DO BAREBACK?
A. NOT FOR 1MILLION. ANY REQUESTS WILL SWIFTLY BE IGNORED AS I DO NOT WISH TO HAVE A SESSION WITH ANYONE WHO WOULD PUT THEIR HEALTH AND LIVES AT RISK THAT WAY!!

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must admit that she is very well traveled and experenced for a 19 year old escort.

King Nuts · « **Reply #22 on:** June 29, 2013, 05:05:20 am »

Quote from: rpg on June 28, 2013, 03:44:57 pm

This one here is my all time favourite "up her own arse" profile. If you can find the bareback question amongst all the shit it's a beauty!
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Of all the self-regarding, bullshit profiles I've ever seen on AW, this must go to the top of the pile. Bangs on and on about how educated she is, and yet can't spell 'busy'.

Utter crap.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #23 on:** June 29, 2013, 04:51:15 pm »

Quote from: King Nuts on June 29, 2013, 05:05:20 am

Of all the self-regarding, bullshit profiles I've ever seen on AW, this must go to the top of the pile. Bangs on and on about how educated she is, and yet can't spell 'busy'.

Utter crap.

She also lists her politics as being "libertarian" - I didn't know they were a political party, she would have been better listing lifestyle libertarian. She's probably one of those who thinks she's doing you a favour by letting you pay to fuck her.

rpg · « **Reply #24 on:** June 29, 2013, 05:00:55 pm »

Quote from: King Nuts on June 29, 2013, 05:05:20 am

Of all the self-regarding, bullshit profiles I've ever seen on AW, this must go to the top of the pile. Bangs on and on about how educated she is, and yet can't spell 'busy'.

Utter crap.

Glad you're impressed! I found this one ages ago, it's a never ending pile of shite from a twat who can't spell and struggles with basic grammar.

hollysbeenabadgirl · « **Reply #25 on:** June 30, 2013, 03:28:08 am »

Quote from: rpg on June 29, 2013, 05:00:55 pm

Glad you're impressed! I found this one ages ago, it's a never ending pile of shite from a twat who can't spell and struggles with basic grammar.

Very impressed here. I love how pseudo-intellectuals do not have the ability to use a spell checker.

CoolTiger · « **Reply #26 on:** July 01, 2013, 09:29:25 pm »

Q. DO I DO BAREBACK
A. YES AT MY DISCRETION AS I LIKE MY HEALTH

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TheDoctor · « **Reply #27 on:** July 01, 2013, 10:12:40 pm »

I love the 'if you ask for bareback I will report you' type comments. Who to? Your mother? Your big brother? Because guess what? The AW admin ain't gonna give a fuck.

Au Naturel 69 · « **Reply #28 on:** July 02, 2013, 11:57:11 pm »

I have punted with many girls who said no bareback under any circumstances and they after a few e-mails have agreed to do so. So, don't pay too much attention to what they put on the profiles.

saf1976 · « **Reply #29 on:** July 03, 2013, 12:25:14 am »

Quote from: Ali Katt on June 28, 2013, 05:03:29 pm

Q. BAREBACK. A.
* I DO NOT OFFER BAREBACK. EVER *

I am a Libertarian. I passionately support the right of every individual to do, say, act, etc whatever, however, wherever and why ever, they so wish without the need to justify or explain themselves. As such, although the provision of BB as an escort service is absolutely NOT EVER in my remit, I have no tolerance for those sanctemonsious bussy bodies with the misplaced self appointed authority, lecturing other members here about theirf sexual practices. I simply ask for the same respect in return and ask that my boundaries be accepted and honoured.

Sounds like Russell Brand's on the Private Gallery picture scam

I can imagine a lot of girls get asked it even when they specify not, hence the angry rant ones.

CoolTiger · « **Reply #30 on:** July 18, 2013, 03:04:31 pm »

Found this from a different thread in this forum... thanks to Acer and NightKid

Q. Do you do bareback
A. No. If you try to take off your condom, you will be asked to leave and reported to the police

Acer · « **Reply #31 on:** July 18, 2013, 04:29:42 pm »

A WG I saw a few weeks ago started shouting 'berrback!' 'Berrback baby!' Whilst reaching out for a condom straight after OWO. Didn't take much notice of it but after a few days I thought to myself why the fuck did she make this outburst? I was pissed at that time so thought maybe I misunderstood. Now though I can't escape from the fact that I am pretty sure these EE girls think that 'berrback' means condom?

Has anybody else experienced the way they put the condom on? Like putting a sock on!

NIK · « **Reply #32 on:** July 19, 2013, 05:10:23 am »

Quote from: CoolTiger on July 18, 2013, 03:04:31 pm

Found this from a different thread in this forum... thanks to Acer and NightKid

Q. Do you do bareback
A. No. If you try to take off your condom, you will be asked to leave and reported to the police

It could perhaps be classed as rape.

Tailpipe · « **Reply #33 on:** July 19, 2013, 08:24:38 am »

Quote from: NIK on July 19, 2013, 05:10:23 am

It could perhaps be classed as rape.

Think you could right , court visits for married man , not good if the subject is punting.

Dani · « **Reply #34 on:** July 19, 2013, 01:53:16 pm »

Quote from: NIK on July 19, 2013, 05:10:23 am

It could perhaps be classed as rape.

Not rape but some form of sexual offence. It will never be rape as the female consented to sex even if the consent was given with the use of a condom. If however she realises the condom is removed and says No or Stop and the person doesn't it then becomes rape.
Him removing the condom does not negate the consent per se, she has to do that herself verbally but it does then become some other form of sexual offence but for the life of me I cannot remember which one.

Rochdull lad · « **Reply #35 on:** July 20, 2013, 09:12:05 am »

Quote from: rpg on June 28, 2013, 03:44:57 pm

This one here is my all time favourite "up her own arse" profile. If you can find the bareback question amongst all the shit it's a beauty!
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This one's a real looney!

Apart from an inability to spell four-letter words, in her "Wee Intro", she tells us, "... indeed, squire, do feel free to call me Katherine"; yet further down, the first of her FAQs is "Q. NAME. A.
Robyn."

And she's got an M.A.!!

Quote from: Dani on July 19, 2013, 01:53:16 pm

Not rape but some form of sexual offence. It will never be rape as the female consented to sex even if the consent was given with the use of a condom. If however she realises the condom is removed and says No or Stop and the person doesn't it then becomes rape.
Him removing the condom does not negate the consent per se, she has to do that herself verbally but it does then become some other form of sexual offence but for the life of me I cannot remember which one.

I don't know, either; but remember reading of cases where men who knew they were HIV+ have been charged with something like GBH or ABH for having had un-protected sex.

potato · « **Reply #36 on:** July 20, 2013, 03:12:40 pm »

This one new today, in her FAQ's answers "NO Ever" to her "do you do bareback" question and the 2nd pic on her profile shows her doing DP without..... duh ?

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what-a man · « **Reply #37 on:** July 20, 2013, 03:44:17 pm »

Q. EDUCATION. A. MA University Degree.

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CoolTiger · « **Reply #38 on:** July 30, 2013, 07:06:37 pm »

Q. ALL NATURAL BB
A. GOOD OLD FASHION ALL NATURAL BB, IF YOU DONT LIKE IT USE A CONDOM, GOT LOADS

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CoolTiger · « **Reply #39 on:** July 30, 2013, 07:12:10 pm »

Q. Do you do sex without rubbers ?
A. Yeah that's cool as I have an implant so can't get pregnant

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CoolTiger · « **Reply #40 on:** July 30, 2013, 07:14:34 pm »

Q. I would like to do bareback are you clean?

A. The answer is 100% YES!! You pay an extra £10 for this service as I do get regularly checked once a week!
You will be paying for my results to come back to me ASAP!!

If I wasn't clean I would not risk your sexual health!!!
PLEASE NOTE: IF I FIND ANY CLIENT LYING TO ME REGARDING THEIR SEXUAL HEALTH YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR MY TREATMENT AND RECEIVE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK AS WELL AS ME INFORMING ALL LADIES ON THIS SITE!!

How would she know it was you???
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NIK · « **Reply #41 on:** July 30, 2013, 07:17:21 pm »

Quote from: CoolTiger on July 30, 2013, 07:14:34 pm

Q. I would like to do bareback are you clean?

A. The answer is 100% YES!! You pay an extra £10 for this service as I do get regularly checked once a week!
You will be paying for my results to come back to me ASAP!!

If I wasn't clean I would not risk your sexual health!!!
PLEASE NOTE: IF I FIND ANY CLIENT LYING TO ME REGARDING THEIR SEXUAL HEALTH YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR MY TREATMENT AND RECEIVE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK AS WELL AS ME INFORMING ALL LADIES ON THIS SITE!!

How would she know it was you???
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Yet another example of the bollocks they spout on AW.

Baz Vegas Bob · « **Reply #42 on:** July 30, 2013, 07:21:35 pm »

Quote from: CoolTiger on July 30, 2013, 07:14:34 pm

Q. I would like to do bareback are you clean?

A. The answer is 100% YES!! You pay an extra £10 for this service as I do get regularly checked once a week!
You will be paying for my results to come back to me ASAP!!

If I wasn't clean I would not risk your sexual health!!!
PLEASE NOTE: IF I FIND ANY CLIENT LYING TO ME REGARDING THEIR SEXUAL HEALTH YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR MY TREATMENT AND RECEIVE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK AS WELL AS ME INFORMING ALL LADIES ON THIS SITE!!

How would she know it was you???
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So if some bloke gives her HIV then she will leave him negative feedback? That'll learn him

lancashireman12345 · « **Reply #43 on:** July 30, 2013, 10:45:22 pm »

Q. Do you offer bareback? A. Yes. As an extra £10 and to no one under 25

Apparently everyone under 25 chances are you have an STI/STD ... but hit you're 25th birthday and you'll be miraculously cured!

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CoolTiger · « **Reply #44 on:** July 30, 2013, 11:00:12 pm »

Quote from: oz1990 on July 30, 2013, 10:45:22 pm

Q. Do you offer bareback? A. Yes. As an extra £10 and to no one under 25

Apparently everyone under 25 chances are you have an STI/STD ... but hit you're 25th birthday and you'll be miraculously cured!

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First profile I've seen where She discriminates on BB Seekers. Will have to report her to the Discrimination Board

CoolTiger · « **Reply #45 on:** July 31, 2013, 10:42:02 pm »

Q. Will you do bareback?
A. Yes of course......for an extra 25 million billion pounds....not a penny less so if you don't have that DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ASKING!!

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NIK · « **Reply #46 on:** August 01, 2013, 07:44:14 am »

There was one once who would only do bb on outcall - or was it incall?

Presumably one of them must have been safer for some reason.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #47 on:** August 01, 2013, 10:20:15 am »

Quote from: CoolTiger on July 31, 2013, 10:42:02 pm

Q. Will you do bareback?
A. Yes of course......for an extra 25 million billion pounds....not a penny less so if you don't have that DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ASKING!!

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I'm not into BB, but even If I was I wouldn't see her for 25p. She was probably 31 10 years ago, possibly fake tits, talk about mutton dressed as lamb, not to mention her obligatory slagging off of punters. What I find disheartening, is the majority of profiles on AW seem to be carbon copies.

EnglishRebecca121 · « **Reply #48 on:** August 01, 2013, 03:20:10 pm »

the last week i keep getting a txt saying

do you do bb??

amazing i think some guys dont read our profiles at all!

cunnyhunt · « **Reply #49 on:** August 01, 2013, 03:22:10 pm »

Quote from: miss rebecca on August 01, 2013, 03:20:10 pm

the last week i keep getting a txt saying

do you do bb??

amazing i think some guys dont read our profiles at all!

Same could be said for the topic title

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