A Memory I'd Like to Share

[firth]

I remember in primary school when I was in year five, during a geography lesson the teacher gave each group a big map that showed all the countries and its continents. The girl next to me pointed on the map at Hungary, and because it amusingly resembled the word 'hungry', she said to me; "Ha, Hungary, you're hungry!" For the sake of gaiety and avoidance of awkwardness, I chuckled along.

Little did I know that eleven years later I would punt with a beautiful Hungarian escort! If someone was to tell me right then and there in that geography lesson I'd have sex with an escort from Hungary eleven years down the line, then I would be like: afjjbcvjkiutrdxccxjkopkxrgchvjbjb

Well, every time I think back to that geography lesson I do snigger like a twelve year-old little girl.

[vt]

If you're still Hungary, perhaps you might try some Turkey next! 

[NottsNylonLuvr]

If you're not Hungary for Turkey try some Chile.

[carefree]

I remember eating pasta for the first time when I was 11, imagine my hilarity 30 years later when I fucked an Italian bird

[vt]

I remember eating pasta for the first time when I was 11, imagine my hilarity 30 years later when I fucked an Italian bird

In other food related hilarity...

I remember eating a badly packed kebab when I was a kid, I nearly died laughing when I first punted a girl with a loose vagina!! 

[cueball]

Oh how I laugh when I think back to the teacher that sat on the end of a desk with her legs open showing all the class her white knickers.

Every time a lass opens her legs and I see those knickers it takes me back to class 5i

Wtf 

[GreyDave]

I remember eating a badly packed kebab when I was a kid, I nearly died laughing when I first punted a girl with a loose vagina!! 
[/quote]

Thats why many of us dont eat out 

[maxxblue]

When I was about 10 years old I went round my friend's house and saw his mother breast feeding their newborn baby.

Imagine the hilarity and amazement several decades later when I found myself sucking on a WG's breasts.

The WG seemed a bit perplexed as I roared with laughter while I sucking on her mammaries.

    

[Bangers and Gash]

I can remember when I was about 9, me and some friends found a ''nudie magazine'' in a skip. Much time was spent feasting our innocent little eyes on those unshaven havens.

Can you imagine my hilarity some years later when I fucked a hairy minge for the first time... took me right back down memory lane. 

[MrBridger]

When I was 18 at school I did something called A levels. Little did I think...oh fuck it I really can't be bothered finishing this sentence.

[arthur]

Beat me to the A Levels one 

[Just Some Bloke]

When I was at school I once had to do a french oral exam...

[lancspunter]

When I was in infants school we went snowballing ...Imagine my surprise when ...

[arthur]

School trip to the watersports centre brings back memories

[NottsNylonLuvr]

I remember watching 'Stars in their Eyes' when I was a kid & thinking, "You look fuck all like who you're supposed to be".

Imagine my surprise etc etc

[nodrah]

A most amusing anecdote ...... how ever I do have 2 queries ......
' then I would be like: afjjbcvjkiutrdxccxjkopkxrgchvjbjb ' ..... what does this mean ?
and secondly ..... in what way does a 12 year old little girl snigger differently from an 11 year old or a 13 year old ?
Anyway, in this day and age of political correctness you are not now allowed to say snigger

[od13218]

When I was at primary school I was once made to bend over the teacher's desk while she pulled down my pants and spanked me with a ruler. Imagine my hilarity etc...
 

[GreyDave]

I remember watching 'Stars in their Eyes' when I was a kid & thinking, "You look fuck all like who you're supposed to be".

Imagine my surprise etc etc

Thats cause she was a Romainia

[MrBridger]

I remember watching 'Stars in their Eyes' when I was a kid & thinking, "You look fuck all like who you're supposed to be".

Imagine my surprise etc etc

[PLeisure]

What happens when you visit Bangkok 

[Tiger63]

I remember a teacher at my school getting 10 years for some incidents that took place in the  showers with the school football team.......imagine me chuckling 5 years later when i was doing a 4 stretch and who should wander into the prison showers

[PLeisure]

I remember a teacher at my school getting 10 years for some incidents that took place in the  showers with the school football team.......imagine me chuckling 5 years later when i was doing a 4 stretch and who should wander into the prison showers

Don't drop the soap

[Big Cat]

I remember eating pasta for the first time when I was 11, imagine my hilarity 30 years later when I fucked an Italian bird

 

[DeWallenFan]

I remember drinking lots and lots of Polish lager and...well I can't remember my first Polish girl now 
 

[tazz]

I remember when i was 17 asking why men go with prossies. & years late i found at.

[Cornish sub]

What started as probably a serious thread by the OP, has turned into one of the funniest ones on here. Loving all the piss taking replies/anecdotes, just wish I had/could fabricate some of my own.

[myothernameis]

Oh how I laugh when I think back to the teacher that sat on the end of a desk with her legs open showing all the class her white knickers.

Every time a lass opens her legs and I see those knickers it takes me back to class 5i

Wtf 

Science teacher came to work, wear just a string vest no bra, she certainly got the attention of all the boys

[Thepacifist]

When I was a kid there was a game called you show me yours and I'll show you mine. Now I'm an adult the game has slightly changed to you show me the money and I'll show you mine 

[myothernameis]

When I was a kid there was a game called you show me yours and I'll show you mine. Now I'm an adult the game has slightly changed to you show me the money and I'll show you mine 

Same game, under a different name

Doctors and nurses, and to think as a 11 yr old boy, we played this game down our lane, with a couple of girls, who were the nurses

[sticko]

When I was 10 I saw the toughest girl in my school force someone to eat a piece of carpet tile.  Imagine my surprise when, years later, I met her in Chelsea Cloisters and got to munch etc. etc...

Anyway, try the veal, and don't forget to tip your servers.

[Redhead Lover]

It's like the Viz letters page in this thread! 

[Grumbleguts]

At primary school in the boys toilets, we would piss over a 6ft wall into the girls toilets Happy days Now struggling to hit the porcelin from 12 inches

[arthur]

I remember a long time ago in my younger days, I was 1 second old and had just come out of a vagina, imagine my surprise years later when id be allowed to enter one again, with my penis

[cueball]

I remember a long time ago in my younger days, I was 1 second old and had just come out of a vagina, imagine my surprise years later when id be allowed to enter one again, with my penis

I spent 9 months of my early life trying to get out of a vagina, can you imagine the irony, I've spent   all the years since then trying to get back in them

[Redhead Lover]

When I was at school, we did a play for assembly, which had a happy ending.
Imagine my surprise, when 20 years later...

When I was at school, my PE teacher said that rugby and cross-country running were hard sports.
Imagine my surprise, when 20 years later...

When I was at school, I was studying music, but I left my brass instrument out in the rain and began to oxidise.
Imagine my surprise, when 20 years later I was offered a rusty trombone...

A WG had her price list set at £115 for one hour.  I only had five £20 notes and two £10 notes on me. Do I get a fiver?

These gentlemen clubs are a joke. The ones I often frequent are always full of women.  And I might add they don't wear a great deal of clothing either.

Hat's off to these so called "working" girls.  If by working you mean uploading one blury photo of you in a bikini from 15 years ago when you went slagging it in Ibiza, dusting the cobwebs off your fanny and never answering your fucking phone, it's no wonder the country is in the state it's in.

[azrael]

When I was a kid there was a game called you show me yours and I'll show you mine. Now I'm an adult the game has slightly changed to you show me the money and I'll show you mine 

Well when i was 13, this one time at band camp i ...........  

[firth]

Pricks.

[azrael]

Pricks.

Ahh come on budd just a wee bit of rib tickling

[freddiej]

Pricks.

Don't feel so bad, you've inadvertently brightened up a dull wet Sunday for me.

[freddiej]

When I was five I learned to ride a bike, imagine my surprise to find myself 30 years later riding the local bike.

[aerofan5]

Great thread.

I was aged six, at school, (this during WW2) when the teacher asked one of the girls to come and write on the blackboard.

She was a tarty type, unhygienic and smelly, but when she stretched up to write, her skirt rode up to show a stained pair of knickers.

It gave me my first real hard on, and it was great, lasted the whole lesson! Never forgotten it.

[PLeisure]

Pricks.

So sensitive ! 

[cueball]

Pricks.

Thanks for starting the best thread that's been running on here for ages

[Horizontal pleasures]

I remember when I was carried across the playground screaming on my first day at school in 1946, I did not want to go to school as the class teacher was called Miss Whip. I was terrified. (I later learned it was spelled Whipp.) She was a kindly plump lady with her gray hair in a bun who sat me on a stool near the fire to calm down.

I have never been into being whipped. I have always been into mature well built ladies.

[fredpunter]

I remember when I was carried across the playground screaming on my first day at school in 1946, I did not want to go to school as the class teacher was called Miss Whip. I was terrified. (I later learned it was spelled Whipp.) She was a kindly plump lady with her gray hair in a bun who sat me on a stool near the fire to calm down.

I have never been into being whipped. I have always been into mature well built ladies.

I remember when I was at school my first teacher was an ee with big tits and a long tongue .....

[fredpunter]

I remember when I was at school my first teacher was an ee with big tits and a long tongue .....

His name was Ivan

[NottsNylonLuvr]

Pricks.

Oh dear. Did he just bite?   

[socks]

I remember the first time I discovered that sustained repetitive strokes applied by my hand to my penis were pleasurable in and of themselves and, eventually resulted in a rush of adrenaline and euphoria.

Imagine my joy, many years later, when I found out that if a lady did this to me the delight was magnified many times over, especially if she varied the way she supplied the necessary friction by way of enveloping my cock in her mouth, tits, cunt or arsehole.

I'd like to think of an innocent precursor to cumming all over a prostitutes pretty face and in her mouth, after she's rimmed me senseless, while I've got my finger stuffed right up her arsehole, as I'm telling her she's a dirty fuckslut and she's begging me for more... but frankly I'm struggling.

[Zeusthedoc]

thoroughly enjoying this thread

[firth]

Anyway, in this day and age of political correctness you are not now allowed to say snigger

Shut up.