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South East / Relaxing Massage service - Basingstoke. Textbook Misrepresentation!
« by Arfnice73 on Today at 10:06:28 am »https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/basingstoke-rg21/relaxing-massage-service/323221142
When : last few weeks
Services and cost: £100 1hr “massage + sex” + £20 OWO extra
Comms: pretty good. Responsive on text. Didn’t mind questions. I even asked for some “real” photos as opposed to the clearly fake ones on VS. Was sent a shopped photo which still wasn’t anything like real life. Good explanation as to how to find her place. Arranged services as above. Paid the extra when I got there
Location: very nice block of apartments at the heart of town. Entrance is rather large and on the main one way system. If you’re local it could be a tricky entrance to remain discrete. Her apartment was on the first floor. As I waited for the lift a bloke came trotting down the staircase. It was only during midway punt that I realised this could quite easily have been a previous punter. The normal magic door nonsense and was immediately shown in to the bedroom. Wasn’t offered a shower before or after. Large concerns for hygiene as you’ll read later.
Lady: profile states 22 yr old Japanese. What stood in front of me was a 40/50 yr old Chinese lady. 5’4” smiley. Limited English. Probably size 10/12. Large natural C/Ds. Mummy tummy plus later life spread. Not hugely unpleasant but nothing resembling the profile whatsoever.
Service: laid face down on the bed and what proceeded was a silent and thoroughly underwhelming massage of sorts. Just about used oil. Swept up and down my back and shoulders with her hands. Absolutely no attempt to engage in pleasantries. I tried a few times but got nothing back. Did top half then did legs with zero cc swipes or RUs at all. Nothing sensual or erotic at all. No real skills in massage so therefore it missed on all levels.
Turned over and she started straight to some oral. She asked if I wanted condom or not. I chose the latter and she told me extra £20. I agreed. Now in fairness, her BJ skills were excellent. She nestled in between my legs and gave a good reasonably deep BJ varying speed and intensity and frankly I should have just settled with this. But no - I had to get greedy and asked if I could go down on her.
Sure - she plonked herself on her back and opened her legs. All that was missing was an eye roll. She had a fully shaved bifter which, to me, is always a good sign of personal care. As I lowered myself in and started to lick the smell hit me. Not as you’d expect….but for certain it was the unmistakable subtle smell (and indeed taste) of latex! Yup - I was lapping at the after effects of her previous shag. And then I remembered the bloke. And all became clear. “Fk that shit” I thought and came immediately bouncing up.
Went in with the rubber and tried something different. I think at some stage as she lay there on her back after about 10 mins I got the slightest of moans. I think. I’m sure I just about heard it. At this point I’d pretty much given up. I might have changed positions - I can’t remember. I was just thinking of what I should get for lunch. At one point I caught her literally checking the time. Finally I blurted. Jumped up. Let her wipe me clean. Clothes on. Bolted for the door.
No idea what really to say to this one. Bored as fk SP with (imho) zero hygiene routine.
Recommend: no
Return: no
When : last few weeks
Services and cost: £100 1hr “massage + sex” + £20 OWO extra
Comms: pretty good. Responsive on text. Didn’t mind questions. I even asked for some “real” photos as opposed to the clearly fake ones on VS. Was sent a shopped photo which still wasn’t anything like real life. Good explanation as to how to find her place. Arranged services as above. Paid the extra when I got there
Location: very nice block of apartments at the heart of town. Entrance is rather large and on the main one way system. If you’re local it could be a tricky entrance to remain discrete. Her apartment was on the first floor. As I waited for the lift a bloke came trotting down the staircase. It was only during midway punt that I realised this could quite easily have been a previous punter. The normal magic door nonsense and was immediately shown in to the bedroom. Wasn’t offered a shower before or after. Large concerns for hygiene as you’ll read later.
Lady: profile states 22 yr old Japanese. What stood in front of me was a 40/50 yr old Chinese lady. 5’4” smiley. Limited English. Probably size 10/12. Large natural C/Ds. Mummy tummy plus later life spread. Not hugely unpleasant but nothing resembling the profile whatsoever.
Service: laid face down on the bed and what proceeded was a silent and thoroughly underwhelming massage of sorts. Just about used oil. Swept up and down my back and shoulders with her hands. Absolutely no attempt to engage in pleasantries. I tried a few times but got nothing back. Did top half then did legs with zero cc swipes or RUs at all. Nothing sensual or erotic at all. No real skills in massage so therefore it missed on all levels.
Turned over and she started straight to some oral. She asked if I wanted condom or not. I chose the latter and she told me extra £20. I agreed. Now in fairness, her BJ skills were excellent. She nestled in between my legs and gave a good reasonably deep BJ varying speed and intensity and frankly I should have just settled with this. But no - I had to get greedy and asked if I could go down on her.
Sure - she plonked herself on her back and opened her legs. All that was missing was an eye roll. She had a fully shaved bifter which, to me, is always a good sign of personal care. As I lowered myself in and started to lick the smell hit me. Not as you’d expect….but for certain it was the unmistakable subtle smell (and indeed taste) of latex! Yup - I was lapping at the after effects of her previous shag. And then I remembered the bloke. And all became clear. “Fk that shit” I thought and came immediately bouncing up.
Went in with the rubber and tried something different. I think at some stage as she lay there on her back after about 10 mins I got the slightest of moans. I think. I’m sure I just about heard it. At this point I’d pretty much given up. I might have changed positions - I can’t remember. I was just thinking of what I should get for lunch. At one point I caught her literally checking the time. Finally I blurted. Jumped up. Let her wipe me clean. Clothes on. Bolted for the door.
No idea what really to say to this one. Bored as fk SP with (imho) zero hygiene routine.
Recommend: no
Return: no