https://www.adultwork.com/7200044 or https://www.adultwork.com/PORNSTAR+CARLA+LOPEZ

Looks as good as in the photos.
I met her in an flat near Aldgate East tube station. It seems that the flat is shared with other working girls.
Carla doesn't speak much English.
I was surprised that I was not asked to shower at the start or end of the meeting.
The bed is small and basic so not very comfortable.
Carla is sexy and had a positive and friendly attitude

https://www.houseofdivine.com/london-escorts/viva/

Saw Viva last week as I wanted to give HOD a try after visiting Olina girls recently.

Comms: All through texts with the handler who gave me the directions to the flat and everything was fairly straightforward.

Location: The flat is about a 10 minutes walk from Victoria station but I wouldn't really say the location is discrete but I've been to more busy locations. I arrived about 5 minutes earlier so gave the handler a text and she told me to buzz in and go up to the first floor. Door opened and a not so attractive woman opened but thankfully that was the handler which I didn't really expect but whatever. Viva was getting ready so was shown my room which is at the back of the flat down a flight of stairs. Odd room but whatever as all was clean.

Lady: Viva shortly walked in with lingerie, stockings and heels towering over me. She really gave an amazing MILF vibe with her height, outfit and facial appearance which was attractive. She does have a mole on her face which isn't off putting but worth a mention I suppose. Physically no complaints, especially if you like MILFs or tall women.

Services: The punt was a 1 hour incall for HOD's £150 rate with no extras. Started the punt with some light kissing from lips as I moved down to breasts and then went on my knees to give her a bit of reverse oral. Put her on the bed and told her to keep her heels on while I continued to give her some RO and begin to worship her body while she slowly started to give rub my cock with her heels which she shortly after removed and started to give a basic footjob. Went in for some more kissing as she grabbed my dick and switched places for some OWO followed by slapping on a johnny for some missionary, doggy, missionary until I came while in missionary. Had a brief chat for 5 minutes before round two which was mainly OWO/RO again.

Conclusion: Viva was a nice punt, no complaints on her appearance or services though I will say that the flat layout is odd and more importantly I'm pretty sure I heard another punter come into the flat half way through my punt. Now perhaps he went to another flat but doesn't make a guy relaxed hearing the door open and close, voices, etc.

8/10 Good punt with Viva but not sure If I'll go to HOD anytime soon as the flat/vibe was a bit off.

If you are into milfs I totally recommand to you to visit Michelle.
She is an 44 years old english lady. Very welcoming and will treat you with respect.
Meet her this April 2024. First I send her and message on AW profile and she reply her availability and contact phone number. Next day I met her. NOT the prettiest face, however she has everything else, huge boobs, big ass and a very sweet pussy She like the most to kiss and suck you. Tried my luck and ate that pussy to make her squirt but no success, instead I think was my best pussy eating done ever, she screamed and cum as well. Jumped on top of her and gave her a good shagg untill she cum again, she finished me with a hot CIM.
100% will see her again.
Location: residential houses, parked on her driveway, clean and cossy house
Price: 30 mins for 70, all included (from to do list)
https://www.adultwork.com/3872515

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2514227

Well Jade has been on my HL a two years now and with all the positive reviews I thought its probably time.

Comms: All done through texts and when I arrived I gave her a call and she guided my to the exact building which is literally a 2-3 minute walk from Liverpool Street Station.

Location: Flat is easy to find but not that discrete. The room was nice and clean, fresh towels were presented alongside a glass of water and some nice Brazilian music in the background to set the mood.

Lady: Here is where it goes downhill. I've seen multiple positive reviews of Jade and perhaps I've missed the reviews that have mentioned this or perhaps I'm mistaken but I have a solid feeling Jade is a post-op Trans. I'm just baffled that no one has mentioned it in previous reviews. I'm wondering if I got a B&S but looking at the photos I'm pretty sure I saw Jade. Her nipples/areola looked like it was quite literally stitched on her, clitoris was massive and artificial looking, voice sounded too deep for a woman, facially she looked odd and her body shape just seemed off but perhaps that is her muscly build. Perhaps she isn't trans but has destroyed her body through countless operations but my gut is telling me that is a dude. Now if she is a trans then I would expect some honesty for her to put that in her profile but if not then fairs. Most accurate photo of her is the one in her gallery titled "busty brunette naughty secretary"

Services: Not going to get into it as it was a vanilla service but as the punt went on I got more and more turned off. Forced myself to bust into the johnny while in doggy and leave. 1 hour for her standard £200 rate but left in 20 minutes or so.

Conclusion: Only reason this is a neutral was because she was enthusiastic, easy going, flat was clean, etc. But overall won't be visiting her again.

3/10 Nothing more to add.

Links: https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1704556 & https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=6950037
Rate: 450: 250 (MissKDD) + 200 (Daisy)

Girls: Both have been well reviewed and described before. They are on the thicker side, but I had a ton of fun with their bodies

Service: I've seen Kristen in the past (pre-COVID), and thought it'd be fun to see her on my trip to London (especially after reading other reviews of her duos). Kristen arrived slightly earlier and we picked up where we left off...she's super easy to talk to and this helps ensure the energy is kept high throughout the booking. Daisy arrived shortly after and once they were ready, the festivities began...it's all a big of a blur to be honest, but the highlights include:

• Daisy throating my cock while Kristen had her tongue down my ass and then they switched
• Daisy on the edge of the bed and throat fucking her while Kristen ate her out
• Me sitting on Kristen's face so she could shove her tongue down my throat while Daisy ate her out
• Fucking all 4 of their holes....Daisy's ass was so tight, I popped 30 seconds after I stuck it in
• Kristen on top and rotating through her holes while Daisy shoved her big ass tits in my face
• Hard face fucking / DT from both of them...especially for my second pop...they did a proper cock worship session with lots of spit and gagging. Seeing their noses pressed against my stomach was a great visual

Sadly we didn't partake in any watersports of squirting (I've had fun with Kristen on this before), but we just went with the flow of things. Overall, it was a ton of fun and I'd definitely repeat if I'm back in town.

Link: https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=7087190
Rate: 170+30 (OWO) for the hour

Location: Basement flat about 10 mins walk from Paddington. Was mostly discrete except for the fact that two guys were smoking outside when I was leaving and clearly knew whats up...one even made a snarky remark, but I kept my head down and kept walking

Girl: Holy shit...does she have amazing tits. They were absolutely remarkable, and the highlight of the evening! They are all natural, very squishy and she was very open to me playing, squeezing and sucking them. Only downside is that her nipples were really small/short. She's in good shape...not quite athletic build, but very little body fat. She's not quite tits on a stick since here body ins't a "stick", but the tits and how big they were relative to her body made it seem that way. She has a bubble personality and was eager to please.

She told me she travels a ton and is rarely in one city for long and doesn't like to stay in London because it's so expensive. I happened to have popped open my hot list and saw that she was in London that day, so I got very lucky.

Service: Started with OWO and then had her ride me cowgirl. The OWO was ok...nothing to rave about. But her riding on top was a sight to be seen. There were also plenty of mirrors around, so the dual view was amazing. After a quick break and short massage, she started OWO again and we did a mixture of doggy (watching her tits flap around in the mirror was another highlight) and then I finished in missionary. She does have a acting routine that she goes through that is filled with fake moans and comments like "give me your milk/leche"...I could have done without this, but the tits kept me distracted. No time watching and was high energy and fun the entire session.

Negatives: She has a laundry list of extras. I much prefer a higher rate without all the extras, but it is what it is. The acting was a bit much, but it was easy to overlook the rest of it.

Overall, I would definitely return if we're ever in the same city. Her tits alone are worth the visit!

Link: https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=7171875
Rate: 150/hour

Girl: Pamela is attractive...she has some belly fat, but I found her face attractive...positive personality and eager to please. Her boobs were firm in the front, but hard on the sides, so it was a bit odd.

Location: About a 10 min walk from Paddington Station. This is where things weren't so positive. There was construction going on in the building (first floor), which wouldn't have been an issue, but when I got there, I was buzzed up only to discover Pamela wasn't there...they told me to come back in 5. There was some other dude hanging out in the stairs right below (another punter?) so leaving and coming back was super awkward and not very discrete. Turns out Pamela stepped out for a minute.

Service: When I returned, Pamela had just got back and was still getting dressed. She was apologetic and very friendly. From there, we started with OWO, and cowgirl till I popped. I found her OWO to be good, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. We tried for round two, but ultimately I was a bit too tired and I knew that despite getting it up, I wouldn't pop. She rode me for a bit, and then I called it off. Credit to her, she went back down and gave me more OWO (strong sense of duty!).

Overall, the service was mostly positive, but you have to be directive with her and the snafu at the beginning was a bit frustrating. I likely wouldn't repeat..mostly because I'd want to try someone new.

I had Alexa on my list for long time, finally had the opportunity to visit her. Checked previous reviews (neutral and negative) howhever still want to see her. That happenned in April 2024 in Milton Keynes.
I text her and reply back after about 30 mins, agreed 30 mins for 70 OWO, twice cum, good deal.
She send location, big car park in front of blocks of flats. When got there asked for directions which were very confusing, she passed the phone over another punt and made it clear for me.
Pics on her profile probably are 4-5 years old, she looks like 35-36. Ferm boobs, not to big also wouldn't let me to touch or lick/kiss cuz they are too sensitive. That put me down big times, but she look decent. She didn't show any interest, was typing on her phone all the time. She start with average OW (OWO extra 20) and moved into doggy, after couple minutes I was on top. After finished first round she start dressing up and to type again on her phone. I asked for second round which she wasn't happy to do, putted the bag back on and tried to bring it back to live, after 1 mins she said my time is done and should clean and leave. Spend 20 mins in total.
Is my fault, should take her negative reviews in serios )
I recommand to you to hold it tiny bit longer and search for another punt.
https://www.adultwork.com/5653722

https://www.adultwork.com/5910137

Rating: borderline positive / neutral

Summary: great oral, but pictures on AW very flattering, and definitely a few years old.

Venue: an Airbnb type place in Crewe, 5 mins out from the centre - nice and clean, pretty discreet.

Looks:couple years older than stated age, very late 40s definitely.  Facially didn’t massively do it for me, so I reduced the booking to a 15 min B&G for £50, given I’d driven all the way there and wanted to pop.
Definitely some timber on the midriff that doesn’t come across in the AW profile.  Ok tits though for her age.

Action: opted for oral, really actually quite excellent technique - teasing and stopping a lot which I like, wasn’t a rush to cum job.  Took the whole length and did some tongue action while deepthroating which was novel.

Shower was available after.  If the pics were a little more accurate on AW it would be a positive, as it was the excellent BJ didn’t make up for it. 

https://www.adultwork.com/5306714 or https://www.adultwork.com/Miss+Kim+Sky

Meet was arranged dead easy by text and was in a block of flats near Sainsbury’s just off the main ring road.  I was kept waiting 5 mins or so but i guess that’s not unusual.

At first sight I thought this isn’t the lady in the photos. The lady in front of me was nice looking, wearing a shift, but nothing like the glam pics in the profile. Anyway, i liked what i saw so i handed over £100 for one hour and went to take a shower while she stashed the cash.

On my return she started some light kissing and caresses while we were stood up. This was a real nice gentle intro but i kept getting a whiff of halitosis so i avoided any kisses on the mouth. FK might not have been an option but i wouldn’t have taken it if it was.

After a few mins she got undressed and her chest was definitely the same as the one in the profile pics. They are magnificent! Big and not a hint of droop. Her body is Rubenesque too. Absolutely gorgeous.

The action on the bed was nice and slow. She was stroking my body while i was buried in her boobs, coming up for air every so often! Her bum was great too, very grabable! I gave her a bit of oral and the reaction was encouraging with wriggles and moans. I went back to her boobs while she was playing with me. It was all relaxed fun. Zero rush. She went down on me…cock and balls with plenty of eye contact. Perfect.Delightful.

Eventually she put a condom on me  and we had sex in quite a few postions. I can’t remember all the positions but i was enjoying it. Eventually i couldn’t hold back any longer.

Kim cleaned me up and asked if i wanted a massage. I declined. I’m not a massage fan unless it’s the real thing plus i was so chilled i was ready to drop.

Conversation was a non event beyond basic sentences so we both lay there listening to music on her phone. I was trying to commit her body to memory.

I hadn’t used the hour but i had had a great time and didn’t want to stick around for the sake of it so i dressed and headed off with a smile and a sleepy head.

It’s a good job I wasn’t looking for FK though!

https://birchplace.com/@user_33259

I previously matched with this girl on Seeking around 4 years ago when she was living in Milton Keynes but our attempts at meeting up were scuppered due to the pandemic. She subsequently left the country to go back to her native Romania.

I wasn’t really in the mood for a punt this week but noticed on her instagram that she was on tour in the UK (Birmingham, Liverpool and London) so made a booking for her days in London. (She’s here until Saturday)

Location
2 bed maisonette off the Mile End Road. Nearest station Stepney. Clean enough. Ok bathroom. Warm. Served its purpose well.


The Girl
So….shes a looker and then some. Fit body. Nice pair of breasts (she’s had them done recently). Tall, slim, long hair. Gorgeous face and beautiful plump lips. I remembered on seeking that she was an absolute beaut and in real life she was even more stunning. She wore a tight mini leather dress and heels just like I asked.
Cock was about 7inches and a good girth. 


Price
£350 for 2 hours. All in. Covered oral both ways, anal give and receive and light kissing. I’m not really into penetration either way so I wasn’t bothered about fucking or being fucked but it was available if I wanted.

Comms
Really easy. I messaged via Instagram but she also has WhatsApp. We agreed a time and she was prompt and ready. No clock watching. Gave me the full 2 hours


The Punt
Started off with me just staring at her beautiful face and body. I was really taken aback. She’s good great English so was pretty easy to talk to. I had a quick shower then on to a nice massage and her working my cock.  We began to kiss but she doesn’t do tongues so it was just light kissing on the lips which was ok. Covered oral each way (my preference) she’s got a great tongue and then finished off with me sucking her tits and her wanking me off while talking dirty to me.


Overall a great punt. She is planning to come back annually so we agreed I’d hook up with her again when she’s back. Will definitely see her again.



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https://www.elitespalondon.com/

Reminded to write this review since seeing the review of Mira yesterday.

My 2nd review of the Hammam in Elite Spa so some parts are standard of this place and may ne repetitions of my previous review.

I was in the area and decided to give a quick phone call to Elite Spa to see if they had availability for a Hammam within the next hour late one evening recently. They said yes so off I went.

£60 paid. Sent downstairs as i had already been before they didnt need to show me. Should have said i need showing so i can have the beautiful receptionist take me down so i can admire the view. Got undressed and covered myself with only a towel and dressing gown and get into the sauna. Dressing gowns and towel in the changing room usually or you can ask and they will give.

Sat in the sauna alone for 10 mins or so. A lady came over and asked if I was ready for the hammam. Moroccan lady again which seems to be the norm for their hammams but haven't seen this lady before. Sometbing about the Arab lady doing it turns me on.

Her name is Najwa. Slightly larger girl but not fat. Naturally comes with big bum and huge tits. Not slim and petite if that's what your after.

When entering the hammam steam room, disrobed and she could see I was fully naked but no comment made which kept the WSWS more SHE WILL in my mind.

Laid down and let her give me full body scrub and wash me down etc as usual. While washing me, she never purposely got close to the crown jewels and even at points asked me to move the slight boner out the way while she scrubs round it. No signs of anything extra throughout.

Towards the end, I forget how it happened this time it was more "do you want anything extra?" I enquired and think was £40 HE and £60 Topless HE. That's all she offered so I negotiated the topless down to £50 as that's all I had. Took her a while to agree but she did once she saw that's all I already head in my dressing gown pocket.

Sat up, she removed her top and starting putting soap around her boobs and around my privates and to be honest nothing sensual here at all. I just had my squeeze of bum and boobs to get me to the finish line.

Once all done, cleaned me up again and off I went to get changed and leave all on my own accord, saying bye to the beautiful lady on reception whilst exiting.

Again, similar service as before and seems to be what to expect at a minimum.

Need to try find out when Mira is working now or what days and she sounds very appealing.

Would I go back: DEFINITELY. I prefer the no frills, no full service kind of service and like trying the different ladies there until I find a gem maybe that becomes a regular or I get bored and go elsewhere.

Link - https://www.kingslover.com/gallery/araya-250/

Price - £750 (+ Taxi) for 1 hour outcall

The Girl - Well spoken (almost posh) and friendly English girl. Facially has a modelesque look, somewhat reminds me of Anne Hathaway. I would guess she is in her mid 20s.

She has fake tits on the smaller side, I would guesstimate they are C cups. They looked bigger in her last set of pics, but has since changed them. She has nice feet, they were slightly on the chubby side but I found them appealing.

The Session - DFK on tap, iniated by the SP, plenty of tongue with good access to her mouth. Her BJ skills are lacking, there’s barely any suction but she did make up for it by using her tongue the right way. I went at her tits and feet, got covered and finished in missionary.

All in all a good session, she gets a positive from me.

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https://www.adultwork.com/7175242 or https://www.adultwork.com/Hotty%5FLily+Thai

I was flipping between positive and neutral for this.

The meet was arranged via text and was near the centre of Wolverhampton. The text responses were relatively quick and clear. £70 30 mins, £120 for the hour.  £10 OWO, £10 DFK,  £20 CIM, £20 WS, £40 anal.

I agreed on half hour plus I was looking to pop my anal cherry. So that’s £110 in all.

I get there and Lilly is a petite, pretty, young girl and definitely the girl in the pics. She asks for 70 and does a bj action and says 10. I said i thought we’d agreed anal. She signalled me to get my tackle out and said it was too big. I wish! I’m more of a coat hook than a towel rail. But hey ho, I’m not going to argue so I asked for OWO instead. She nodded and i handed over 80.

Lilly asked if i wanted a massage but i declined. I was only there for half an hour and didn’t want to rush the main event.


Lilly stripped and lay on the bed and i got beside her and started kissing her body. I could lick her nipples but not touch. I went down on her. Clean and well shaven. After being told off about the nipples I didn’t try touching her pussy. There was very little reaction from Lilly. She pretty much just lay there except she did spread her pussy once or twice. I looked up a couple of times to see her staring at me. Then it was my turn and the bj was very good. Then i had a bit of a wank while she rubbed her pussy and spread her bum which was top notch. I was ready to pop so i asked for doggy. She whipped on the rubber and off we went. I chose doggy because i found the blank look on her face and the stare off putting.

There was another wg in the same place (i was asked to wait before i left because another punter was in the hallway plus i could hear others). This unnerved me a bit plus i felt i had to be dead quiet.

So a pretty girl but the whole thing felt a bit mechanical tbh. I’ve only seen east european milfs previously and there has been more chat with them, albeit limited, more smiles plus it has felt more natural.  I think i prefer that element to the looks.

I’d be interested to hear the thoughts of others who have visited Lilly. I’m thinking she just didn’t like the look of me and maybe i should have left her in peace.

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/belgrave-le4/sensual-massage-by-young-indian-lady/327067514

Tel on VS ad: 07827 036598
NB I use her old no as advertised 4 years ago and reported on here by CoolTiger

I saw her in 2020 having read the review by Sambrown79. At that time she had ads on Friday Ad and Locanto. Didn't get round to reviewing her then and she stopped working, but periodically when she needed a bit of cash I would get a text saying she would be working on particular day(s). Mandy went quiet again but then in Autumn last year I started getting regular messages from her and she has been working most weekends. These days she uses WhatsApp and some of the messages detail her services quite well, listing
-Naturist tantric
-Relaxing full body massage
-Lingham massage
-Prostate massage
-Role reverse body massage

Mandy doesn't usually advertise but does have one on now which amg193 recently posted, hence my prompt to review. She says that whilst the ads generate business a lot of it is from timewasters so tries to exist on past customers only. I suppose the good thing about this model is that she has to be consistently good, which imo she is.

The location is a room above a shop half a mile north of the Golden Mile. Sounds intimidating but it's not. The shop is medical so not busy, you just say to the practitioner that you have an appointment upstairs and he points you to the right direction. Mandy hears you coming up the stairs and steps onto the landing to greet you. It's a fairly basic room with a massage table, heater, chairs and table, no elaborate ethnic bric a brac like you find in a Thai place.

When I first saw Mandy I was instantly attracted to her. She has imo a pretty face, big smile, long dark hair and is very curvy which she has the height to carry off. She is not petite, I would have guessed size 12 four years ago, now post baby maybe a 14.

Into the room and catching up done, I part with my £70 for the hour's entertainment and we both get naked. Mandy is now even more curvy, massive tits but her bum and tum have both expanded equally. We have a nice naked hug before I lie face down for my massage.

The massage itself isn't of particular therapeutic value, but it's teasing and quite erotic. She starts with the tantric stuff which isn't really tantra, but hey just go with the flow and let her do her stuff. Breathing exercise, lots of light tingly touches around the body. Sometimes brushing you with her long hair, sometimes her tits. Blowing in your ears or on your body. Happy for you to caress her body as she moves within reach. Then the offer of a reverse massage where other than reciprocating the reaching out to caress she lies motionless as you massage her. I massage her face down then face up, suck on her tits and work into the groin. Mandy's smooth pussy is out of bounds, I did once get a wet finger but was gently admonished.

We swap back for my face up massage leading to a nice slow oily hand job whilst I continue caressing her to the inevitable conclusion. Clean up with paper towels and wipes.

This is a very pleasant hour. Not OTT unmissable, but hey, an attractive naked Indian masseuse with plenty of touching at £70 for the full hour can't be sniffed at. The only time things have been a little less interesting was when Mandy was on her period and kept her pants on. Conversation flows well and she is good company, I have been back a few times.

I saw Julia recently, she's based in a flat near Greenwich leisure centre used by the no drogues crew. I ended up going for a 30min b2b massage session at £60. I was originally going for full service but decided to drop down to a massage as I didn't really fancy her.

The pictures are heavily photoshopped and quite out of date, as lookswise she was at least 10 years older than her stated age of 27 and had for want of a better term had quite a sloppy body as well as a bit of a well worn face. That being said, she did oil us both up and offer a fairly competent b2b massage, managing to eventually get me over the line despite my initial lack of enthusiasm for her and the punt.

Whilst she didn't speak much, probably due to a slight lack of English, she did seem quite pleasant.

Overall the service was pretty decent and good value for money, but unfortunately I didn't find her attractive.

www.adultwork.com/7407139

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=7734298

Gents,

Saw Thayla recently, she is on agencies too but cheaper on AW so booked there. Comms were slow but got there in the end after a few hours of ping pong messages. She is independent and manages her own comms.

Girl is size 6 with small enhanced breasts. She stands about 5'10 without heels and has a model type of look and body. If you're into this she's definitely for you. She is quite FAF and if you're into slim, tall model type go visit her. Facially rate her 8 or 9 and body wise a 9. She could have scored 10 if it wasn't for the enhanced tits which I'm not a big fan of but it is what it is...

Service wise she is full on. She would snog your face off if you let her. Her BJ skill was voracious and would go non-stop DT. I had to slow her down a bit but it seems that she is determined to erupt as fast as possible. Flipped her over and banged her in doggy then cowgirl before back to mish and went fast and furious. I could have finished there but decided against it and pulled out and sprayed all over her face and mouth which felt really good.

I paid for 150hh with no extra. The finish was unplanned but very satisfying. Overall a good punt and would repeat if I'm in the area again.

Source
https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-massage-services/-oriental-relaxing-full-body-massage-in-cambridge-/1477636913

Location ; Grafton centre - Fitzroy street
 Parking is free after 6pm at Grafton west car park .
Paid 70 for 30 mins (30 massage + 40 for B2B and HE)
I found the wooden massage table to be good and strong - no creaky noises

Comms were good, ok English , Chinese lady introduced hers;Ed as the manager in her 50’s , it’s a new setup just 4 weeks old. Spoke to manager after texting and in the text the usual service. 30 min - £30 AND £50 for 1 hour.
Over the text message received the ages of the girls saying one is 25 and one is 27, beautiful, Young girls from Taiwan and Hong Kong (I cannot make out if they are really from those countries)

I confirmed over text at 7pm that I will have 1 hour appointment either at 9;30 pm or 9;45, and she said ok. And to give a call to her once arrived , Parked my car at Grafton west car park and arrived  at 9.35 and I called the me

First negative - She asked me to wait and made me wait for 20 mins as both girls are busy in spite of fixed appointment and she also sat beside me on the sofa in the reception room and she received almost 5-6 calls during that 20 mins wait, clients inquiring about girls and what services will be provided - same over promising and under delivering that I was facing . To one client she even told her they will offer body to body and they do Swedish/deep tissue and she said all types Asian girls will work like Chinese / Hong Kong / `Thai , Singapore who change every week (I do not believe that as they will bring in only Chinese ladies ) one of the customer wanted to come at 10 pm she told they are closed and requested to come tomorrow and if they call 1 hr before the appointment it’s enough, they will get the appointment. She was exited to serve all the customers - showing full of exuberance , over promises and under delivering.

No card payment facility as the set up is new.

Second negative- as I was waiting for 20 mins, used the toilet room which was stinking (the WC was neat and clean) but some smell, with some plumbing works or is it because it’s newly set up or because kitchen is also around the corner in the first floor near second set of bedrooms , it was inconvenient smell.

Third negative - over the text message I said I wanted 1 hr and she agreed, but when she checked with the girl, the girl told only 30 mins is possible as she is tired.

Massage : Finally when the girl was ready , manager took £30 and I was guided  to the second set of rooms those were in use by the massage girl she looked average definitely mid or late 20’s.

She was wearing black leggings and skirt that had straps over the shoulder , both manager and the girl asked me to undress and suggested everything should come off.

Finally Massage started with some tickling on the back and then, when I asked deep tissue she said she is tired but can do medium (another negative) , the pressure was ok, using knuckles she tried deep tissue was not effective, no accidental swipes , she continued back massaged followed by legs , calves , and back side of the things and after 15 min, started the negotiations asking what I want and when I asked what’s on the offer, she said just HR or B2B and HR. When asked about money she wanted me to quote the price I said 40, she said 50, I said next time as we have only 15 mins, asked me for the money upfront (negative) she agreed and she stripped off her black legging and tight sporty bra with thin strips then she wanted to apply oil over her, I stopped for and said I wanted to munch on her nipples and they were half inch brown nipples , felt great , holding and pressing her boobs and after a minute she applied oil all over her tits and rubbed over my body and I was also able to play with her pussy while she was rubbing Her tits over my chest and after 5-7 mins, she the took a handful of oils and applied it on the meat that was ready for climax ,she was standing beside me to the side of the table and I asked her to climb up on the table in a 69 position, but she stood on the table with her two legs to the either side of my chest and bent over and started stroking the cock with oil, she said no licking, but still I tried my best and only was able to kiss her pussy and it was fresh
after she delivered a decent handjob and it was not a jackhammer ending, but rather a smooth and soft climax , she got down the table and used some hard tissue papers and rubbed them over my stomach and felt like a sand paper being rubbed over my stomach and groin area (negative) this girl definitely a clock watcher , she got busy in her activities cleaning the table / room / washing her hands etc as there is a hand wash in the room and comfy chair to place our items or sit and put on the shoes and I got ready and left.

On the way out , I was able to see another girl in the kitchen , she was of age 27 and ok looking and manager once again - said come back soon ,  come again,  she will do some good deal as I had to wait for 20 mins.

Overall NEUTRAL for me , in spite of so many negatives - only because

The manager gave approximately correct games of both girls (unlike other places they say 35, but she will be 55)
the girl obliged to my requests and she did not make any funny faces and
I was allowed to enjoy her beautiful young slightly saggy tits but bullet like nipples,

will I go again - probably yes . But not until they have established themselves and when the third girl also join the forces.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/deep-tissue-massage-services/balance-massage-sheldon/1449944645

Visited this place a few weeks ago. Fired over a text and was given three names wasn't to fussed who so turned up and hoped for the best that it was someone decent.
Arrived rang the door bell and waited awkwardly outside the busy main road for the door to be opened, by Emily who was a slim maybe 45yr old with a friendly vibe and cute smile.
Paid £40 for one hour massage. More of a rub down with warm oil wasn't the best but certainly wasn't the worst. That continued with a few ass slaps before being asked to turn over after around 40mins.
Extras where now offered. B2b or HE?
Enquired about oral, was told £40 for B2b and only OW.
Paid the money and then the clothes came off. Great soft body decent B/C cups to munch on, and nice clean pussy to play with my fingers and tongue.
Then a wierd thing happened as she said BJ with a bag, I assumed (wrongly of me) she meant a condom, oh no not Emily she meant an actual bag, you know the clear plastic ones you pick your fruit from in a supermarket that bag!
So in went my banana into her bag and she started sucking away, didn't really do it for me tbh so off it came after a few mins and she just finished with some oil and a mechanical HE
She cleaned me up with some tissue and ended with a 5 min head massage which is always a nice way to end.
No shower offered got ready and straight to maccys next door for some nuggets and fries!
Overall 40 +40 +5 (maccys)

https://www.adultwork.com/7398258

Ok, so my punting hiatus ended earlier this week. My first punt in over a year since I saw Tilly at Maxes. I have deliberated back and forth on occasions during this period with other providers but nothing ever materialised. My review may sound a little weird.

Date- earlier this week

Location- incall, 5 min or so walk from Paddington station. Apartment in a block of flats which was clean and fit for purpose.

Cost- £150 for an hour

Girl- a really pretty lady with pictures providing a fair representation. Not great tattoos which really were not necessary on top of her tits, a tattoo on the back of her shoulder. I think she may have one near one of her ankles if I’m not mistaken. Possibly could be wrong here.

Services- provided everything requested so no complaints. Hygiene was on point with assisted shower provided. Communication was not exactly the best, soft spoken but can speak beginners english. Constantly smiling and seemed a cheerful lady.

Details- dropped her a message for availability early evening and got a response within 5 minutes. Arranged to see her in the next hour and was on my way. All communication via text. Not 100% sure if I was messaging Jasmine or her mama san. On arrival, she opened the door, lead me to bedroom. I gave her the funds and she lead me into the bathroom. Gave me a toothbrush, mouthwash and joined me in the shower. Hygiene all on point.

Back into bedroom naked, plenty of kissing and happy to use tongues. I spent a bit of time going down on her, she was very clean and wet but I don’t believe she came unfortunately. A bummer really. Condom on, plenty of kisses to each other and on my body, lubed her up and happily took anal. She was tight so I didn’t last long. Round 1 completed. A massage between the rounds before a blowjob, not the best but enough to finally get going, on with condom for vaginal sex. Various positions attempted which was available and finished off inside her. Round 2 completed.

2nd shower, change back into my clothes, exchanged pleasantries and was on my way.

Conclusion- in isolation, a very good punt with a pretty girl open to services. A few day on, I am still feeling a little low to be honest. She did nothing wrong at all but me breaking my punting duck after a year, I’m starting to feel like this world is not for me at this point in time. I was not ultimately excited with the punt or the loveless sex. Whether this feeling changes or not, only time will tell.

She still receives a positive overall because of her efforts and the lack of enthusiasm is more to do with me than her..

https://naturalhealingwycombe.co.uk/  Castle St.

£30 for £30 minutes plus £40 for extras.  Also gave a £20 tip.

I've been to this HE massage place many times and as usual the girls are rotated about every two weeks so you're never sure what kind of service you're going to get.
Having said that I've also visited the one in Easton St. plenty of times and I find the girls are generally younger and filthier in Castle St.
Usually if you book an appointment they're quite reliable and don't mess you around too much but on this occasion they clearly allowed a 'walk-in' to arrive minutes before my pre-booked appointment.

With only one HE girl working that day, they kept me waiting in the massage room for 15 minutes until eventually the manager decided she would fulfil the massage part of the deal whilst I was waiting for the other girl who was responsible for the fun part.
The massage was fine and up to the usual standard that you get in these places.
When the other lady became free (Tina - shortish, slim with an average face and decent body) she quickly entered the room and the manager left.  I was still face down and naked and after receiving instructions in Chinese from her boss, she wasted no time in getting busy.

Usually they start with a bit of perineum tickling/Lingam style massage but she skipped that and started licking my balls from behind.  After she moved on to my dick I decided to flip over.  She went pretty deep and knew what she was doing.
I was surprised because normally there's a discussion first about how much extra you're going to pay for the OWO - it's not included in the B2B price.
She skipped all that.
After a couple of minutes I asked her to stop (I hadn't had my usual RO that I always look forward to).  She was very happy to oblige and again, didn't ask for any more money.
She opened her lips so I could get deeper and then let me slip a finger in.
After some tit-sucking and messing about she went back to RO and pretty soon I was ready to finish.  When I told her I was coming I expected her to get out of the way sharpish but again I was surprised to find her stay put and take it all in her mouth.
This has never happened to me before in a HE place.

A punt full of surprises that more than made up for the wait.  There were so many services included that I usually have to pay extra for that I decided to give the girl a tip.
This was a filthy one!
Next time I'm in the mood I'll ask for her by name but you need luck if you want to see the same girl again.

https://www.adultwork.com/7392271

Decent location, shower is very small.

1 hour incall, £120 + £20 for OWO.

100% the girl in the pics, looks great in person and tits are much better looking as well. Very happy with what I saw.

Services don’t match the looks unfortunately, started with OWO which was OK to be fair and probably best part of meet. Into reverse oral and she legit sat and text on her phone the full time. Got her to suck me hard and banged away in CG and mish where again could see her trying to look at her phone the whole time and just low effort, especially in CG where she put me in and just sat still, weirdest moment I’ve had in a booking for sure, takes a good pounding in doggy and mish though and allows proper entry. Got her to wank me to a finish after a while then into the worst massage I’ve had, one hand massaging and one on her phone. Showered after and left thinking whether this was negative or neutral, ultimately decided neutral as comms were good and the price is low for a P&D.

Paid (or wasted) 250

AW profile Lila__UK seems to be offline atm so i can't give a link but Lila__UK had 11 reviews on there that were all positive. The trouble with AW feedback system is that the client knows the lady will read it and know who's who wrote it, on top of that it's an exchange of a favour for a favour as the client wants good feedback too to help them expand their punting horizons....so it's a bit hit n miss out there.... I think you know where i'm going with this...


I had an hour's incall booking with Lila__UK in London. She British from Liverpool. The venue was an apartment and the girls attitude was polite and chatty. I'm afraid that's where the positives end.

There's no face pics on her profile and the one's showing her body aren't hers. Face-wise she's not my type and body-wise she is very slender and almost flat chested. I contemplated walking away but as her attitude was pleasant and the AW reviews were good so I was hoping that the service department would be topnotch. Unfortunately it wasn't.

She started with a massage that felt like someone was finger painting with mud.

OWO was shallow with no attention to balls (even when asked) with next to no eye contact.

RO was slightly off-putting due to smell.

Cowgirl was decent and I reluctantly finished in miss will before the halfway mark and didn't feel like staying for round 2.

I did run the AW profile through this site but no one had left a review so i thought it's only right to leave one now.

https://www.divaescort.com/girls/brunette-zumba
Punt happened late April 2024. Paid £250 for 1 hour.

TLDR: Decent all round punt with an attractive Brazilian who has perky large fake tits. Good OW and great sex in all positions.

Booking
I'd pre-booked a session with new girl Alerana as had a short lunchtime window. No confirmation from the lass on the day, and shortly before the booking she cancelled, Diva were very apologetic. Zumba was one of the few names I could remember from my hit list, and Diva quickly confirmed. All efficiently done by Telegram.

The venue
Nice little flat 3 mins walk from Kensington Olympia over-ground.  Spacious living room, but Zumba only had a box sized bedroom. I guess as she shares with Calida & Sangria, and being busier, they have the larger rooms.   Only a queen sized bed, but together with good tidiness, this means the box room's not too cramped.  It has a full length wall mirror.  Decent shower.

The lass
Gorgeous young Brazilian with large fake tits. Considerable scaring on the underside, but good shape, feel & perkiness.  About 5'6". I'd put her real age as closer to 26. Maybe a slight use of filter on the pics, but no heavy photoshopping.  If you expected her to look about 80% as good as the best pics you'd not be too disappointed.  Decent English, intelligent, more active then most in sex, but nice and submissive when you give her instructions. Stand out quality for me was that she seemed exceptionally sweet natured, but that's quite subjective.
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The punt
Chatted for 5 mins or so before & after my shower. She was friendly & charming, and seemed keen to move on to sex. Instead I started by giving her a massage, which she enjoyed. Had a quick massage from her, which was above average for a WG.  There was occasional FK through out the punt,  though only when initiated by me, even though she was very active in other ways.   We started caressing each other & she swiftly progressed to putting a condom on, to give me OW. Soon had her on her knees so I could enjoy it properly - her technique was good, though not comparable to someone like Edgara. Afterwards I gave her a quick spanking - she only likes that quite soft. I noticed she was still quite dry so asked her to put on some lube, she only applied a little.  She leaned over in front of the mirror and asked me to take her from behind. Unusual for the lass to suggest the first position, but it was a good choice, especially with her fine tits.

Next had her bend over the bed, and then mish. By this time she seemed to be getting really into it. After a bit reaching down to play with her clit. She either had an orgasm or is a superb actress - only the 5th time in my life I've believed I genuinely made a lass come other than be RO. I pulled out  & lay back, as most seem to like a break after they've came - but she immediately mounted me. Her cow girl was really good, if not quite as exceptional as Jess from HoD.  After 3 mins or so, I had her kneel and fucked her hard in doggy & prone until I came with a massive orgasm, no restrictions from her at all.  There was 20 mins or so left on the clock, we chatted and she tried hard caressing me to get me up for round 2, though that's never going to happen at my age. She said I was only her 2nd Diva punter in 5 months, which is maybe true, she was really keen for sex (I'm middle aged & averagely good looking at best.)  Had to leave on time, she seemed almost disappointed to see me getting dressed, which at least for me is extremely rare!

Verdict
Other than her sweetness which may be a matter of my personal taste, I can't really say she's got any one quality that's well above various lasses you can have for £100 / hour less at HoD or from AW.  But she's the kind of lass where the whole is greater than the sum of her parts if you know what I mean. I was a most enjoyable punt and I strongly intend to return.

https://www.adultwork.com/7726409

Maya had been on the hot list due to some very good positives by yellowskin and Metzoid. The opportunity arose last weekend.
Comms. Straightforward (text and whatsapp) and got the
slot I wanted.

Apartment - side road off Hurst Street near the Arcadian car park.

Girl. Face pictures accurate but physically larger built than I expected - imo size 8-10 muscular toned girl not the feminine v shape I tend to go for. The picture in her brown bikini imo a true representation of her physique.A bit disappointed expected a size 6 slim hottie like Bruna (miss her - was always on my monthly regular punt rota during 2022-2023).

Service. £80 h/h informed when I met her so no choice except standard vanilla service - did not ask for any extras. Reluctant neck kissing. Average OW not as enthusiastic or sensual deep sucking. Sex all positions - CG not as great as I like - however played with the fun bags however smaller nipples (as per brown bikini pictures) than I prefer. Mish and wrap, wheelbarrow and doggie. Thrust away for the whole session- but found it a bit robotic and unemotional except for some moans as I thrust hard in missionary.

Conclusion. A one off punt for me, did everything expected but did not tick the boxes for my friend in crime.

For me a low positive meet. A friendly Brazilian  girl who provides a standard service which may be good for others if they prefer more muscular toned girls and want to  pay extras.


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