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Offline cueball

« Reply #3050 on: February 15, 2015, 10:05:30 pm »

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #3051 on: February 15, 2015, 10:13:49 pm »
Quote from: cueball on February 15, 2015, 10:05:30 pm
Are we running out of munters?

nope we shall never run out as every day there are new ones. Repeats happen as this is such a long thread now that contributors do not read it all and so repeats happen. No matter, new ones will appear and we shall have fun with them.

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« Reply #3052 on: February 15, 2015, 10:16:42 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on February 15, 2015, 10:13:49 pm
nope we shall never run out

Pheew, as long as you're sure

Offline Davede

« Reply #3053 on: February 15, 2015, 11:04:54 pm »
I don't think this one is a bloke this time but you never know!

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Offline punk

« Reply #3054 on: February 15, 2015, 11:13:42 pm »
was she not in max payne?

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Offline Davede

« Reply #3055 on: February 15, 2015, 11:23:49 pm »
I think your on to something here maybe someone should toftt and get an autograph, obviously I normally would but I'm a bit busy at the moment with this one

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« Reply #3056 on: February 15, 2015, 11:27:20 pm »
Are some people into granny sex?

Offline Davede

« Reply #3057 on: February 15, 2015, 11:35:39 pm »
I'm not personally into that but I'll give most things a try, when you say granny sex I know girls in there late 20's early 30's wrote have granchildren ..

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #3058 on: February 16, 2015, 10:12:06 am »
Quote from: Davede on February 15, 2015, 11:23:49 pm
I think your on to something here maybe someone should toftt and get an autograph, obviously I normally would but I'm a bit busy at the moment with this one

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Are some people into granny sex?

link please.

 But then I am a grandad aged 73 and am happy with granny sex but not all of them, some make me feel randy and some make me feel like vomiting but it is the same with some younger ones.

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« Reply #3059 on: February 16, 2015, 03:30:30 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on February 16, 2015, 10:12:06 am
link please.

 But then I am a grandad aged 73 and am happy with granny sex but not all of them, some make me feel randy and some make me feel like vomiting but it is the same with some younger ones.
I'm with you on this, HP. I'n not a grandad yet: but only because my children took a long time to get married. At my age, I feel more comfortable with a good-looking oldie. But an old bag is an old bag, for all that.

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« Reply #3060 on: February 16, 2015, 05:50:25 pm »
Quote from: Davede on February 15, 2015, 11:35:39 pm
I'm not personally into that but I'll give most things a try, when you say granny sex I know girls in there late 20's early 30's wrote have granchildren ..

fuck me they must be dropping them at 12 then.

Offline Davede

« Reply #3061 on: February 16, 2015, 08:24:29 pm »
Here's a link to the young lady

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #3062 on: February 16, 2015, 10:00:55 pm »
Quote from: Davede on February 16, 2015, 08:24:29 pm
Here's a link to the young lady

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aha
nice one
too far away for me to visit
great butterfly flaps in the gallery

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« Reply #3063 on: February 16, 2015, 10:06:18 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on February 16, 2015, 10:00:55 pm
aha
nice one
too far away for me to visit
great butterfly flaps in the gallery
A butterfly flapping its wings is i thought supposed to be silent, gentle & beautiful.  These flaps are somewhat different & would look out of place in a badly packed kebab  :lol:

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« Reply #3064 on: February 16, 2015, 10:41:15 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on February 16, 2015, 10:00:55 pm
aha
nice one
too far away for me to visit
great butterfly flaps in the gallery

Basingstoke's not far if you usually punt in London area. 2 stops on the train from Waterloo :)

Thanks for the link Davede, I will pass it onto my friend who likes the very mature lady :thumbsup:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #3065 on: February 16, 2015, 11:30:30 pm »
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Basingstoke's not far if you usually punt in London area. 2 stops on the train from Waterloo :)


MYOB. I only punt when out at work and have the odd window of an hour near to that work and the few extra miles on the odometer do not make a difference. I am rarely south of the Thames. I know what is too far for me to drive and what is not. Train is not an option.
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« Reply #3066 on: February 17, 2015, 12:11:54 am »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on February 16, 2015, 11:30:30 pm
MYOB. I only punt when out at work and have the odd window of an hour near to that work and the few extra miles on the odometer do not make a difference. I am rarely south of the Thames. I know what is too far for me to drive and what is not. Train is not an option.

MYOB? That's not very nice. I was only being helpful in case you/someone didn't realise how easy it is to get to Basingstoke from the London area.

Offline rudolph hucker

« Reply #3067 on: February 19, 2015, 04:29:05 pm »
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''.....if you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise........''

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« Reply #3068 on: February 19, 2015, 04:30:46 pm »
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''.....if you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise........''
With that dress on she looks like a wrestler from the 70s. Whose your big daddy?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #3069 on: February 19, 2015, 05:03:47 pm »
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''.....if you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise........''

nice one for Cyril (I was thinking of Cyril Smith)

how about a link please?

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« Reply #3070 on: February 19, 2015, 05:07:27 pm »
I think she has just eaten the punter  :scare:

Just the thought of being trapped underneath her, or her month near your cock... :vomit:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #3071 on: February 19, 2015, 05:20:28 pm »
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Just the thought of ---- her month near your cock...
makes mister happy go hard

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« Reply #3072 on: February 19, 2015, 07:10:18 pm »
Quote from: RedKettle on February 19, 2015, 05:07:27 pm
I think she has just eaten the punter  :scare:

Just the thought of being trapped underneath her, or her month near your cock... :vomit:

''Swallow'' takes on a whole new meaning!  :scare:

Offline punk

« Reply #3073 on: February 20, 2015, 03:37:49 pm »
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''.....if you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise........''

What a huffier

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #3074 on: February 20, 2015, 04:14:41 pm »
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a nasty inflammation like an illustration in a medical textbook I fear. (Put down your breakfast before you look)

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« Reply #3075 on: February 20, 2015, 05:21:09 pm »
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''.....if you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise........''

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Norfolk used to be known for its inbreeding ....
You will be relieved to know that she states she has given up escorting so you do not have to decide whether to meet her or not. She would have been too much even for me but I would have done a TOFT if I ever got to Norwich which is rare.
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« Reply #3076 on: February 24, 2015, 09:07:55 pm »
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It looks even better on a man
note surgically created breasts on one photo and you can see for yourself on the other photo that something is not quite right.
(I think that line was an advert where a lady wore a man's shirt ...)

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« Reply #3077 on: February 25, 2015, 09:45:03 pm »
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chainganged

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« Reply #3078 on: February 25, 2015, 09:46:47 pm »
this lady describes herself as shy. Someone will soon nip that in the bud.

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« Reply #3079 on: February 26, 2015, 10:28:09 pm »
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you've gotta be brave to seed this one

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« Reply #3080 on: February 27, 2015, 08:47:49 am »
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you've gotta be brave to seed this one

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She has a great smile, I am down that way soon but she only does outcalls

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« Reply #3081 on: February 27, 2015, 08:50:49 am »
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Norfolk used to be known for its inbreeding ....
You will be relieved to know that she states she has given up escorting so you do not have to decide whether to meet her or not. She would have been too much even for me but I would have done a TOFT if I ever got to Norwich which is rare.

wow 125 pounds for an hour..

306

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« Reply #3082 on: February 27, 2015, 10:21:59 am »
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« Reply #3083 on: February 27, 2015, 02:13:32 pm »
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Isn't that just a picture of Ness from Gavin and Stacey?

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« Reply #3084 on: February 27, 2015, 02:16:44 pm »
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Isn't that just a picture of Ness from Gavin and Stacey?

More like something from fucking Loch Ness!   :scare:

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« Reply #3085 on: February 27, 2015, 03:39:13 pm »
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''.....if you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise........''

David Attenborough....

Sshhh, only talk in a whisper, you may frighten the gorilla away

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« Reply #3086 on: February 27, 2015, 03:40:35 pm »
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« Reply #3087 on: February 27, 2015, 04:08:49 pm »
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wow she has got fuck me written all over her !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

Must have used a fucking lot of ink then!  :yahoo:

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« Reply #3088 on: February 27, 2015, 09:16:07 pm »
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David Attenborough....
Sshhh, only talk in a whisper, you may frighten the gorilla away
Was thinking 'if you go .... to the woods' per previous post.  And now i'm thinking Safari Park  :lol:

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« Reply #3089 on: February 27, 2015, 11:26:39 pm »
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Someone posted this in the north east forum.
duo anyone? 
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« Reply #3090 on: February 28, 2015, 07:26:12 am »
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Someone posted this in the north east forum.
duo anyone? 
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If you look at the profile now the illiterate Tarcy is actually in a verification photo as Kimmy. Under that name she was near Letchworth Herts for a long time, I saw her there as part of a duo. She is now alone again and seeking another duo partner but too far away for me to visit. I had a great time with her a couple of  years ago.

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« Reply #3091 on: February 28, 2015, 04:22:53 pm »
Just found a whale in blackpool

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« Reply #3092 on: February 28, 2015, 04:44:38 pm »
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Just found a whale in blackpool

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Her maths is nearly as bad as her pictures ?


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« Reply #3093 on: February 28, 2015, 04:47:46 pm »
is it John Prescott?  :drinks:

Offline Blackpool Rock

« Reply #3094 on: February 28, 2015, 04:50:27 pm »
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is it John Prescott?  :drinks:

No I could consider fucking John Prescott

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« Reply #3095 on: March 01, 2015, 09:05:53 pm »
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I do believe she is squatting on a bog

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« Reply #3096 on: March 01, 2015, 09:12:34 pm »
she got the pledge for a quick french polish to left of the bog !!

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« Reply #3097 on: March 02, 2015, 01:04:03 am »
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I do believe she is squatting on a bog

Am I missing something here or has the picture / profile changed since posted?

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« Reply #3098 on: March 02, 2015, 08:13:07 am »
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Am I missing something here or has the picture / profile changed since posted?

Definitely, bloody hell them sergs don't mess about, different prossie and no bog

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« Reply #3099 on: March 02, 2015, 09:08:44 am »
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Definitely, bloody hell them sergs don't mess about, different prossie and no bog

he pulled the chain and flushed her
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